Jeanne d'Snark 🏳️⚧️
@jeannedsnark.bsky.social
33 (she/they) ADHD transfemme medievalist turned IT gal. Mostly shitposts, star wars, anticapitalism, 40k, other assorted sundries. I dont know how to end these things. I eat validation for nourishment
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I am super good at disinformation ask me anything
November 19, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I am super good at disinformation ask me anything
However dumb you think America is right now? Well, sorry to say but it is dumber than that.
Anyways I stopped at waffle House for breakfast this morning and all the waitress were talking about a 2k check, and just lmao it's never going to happen.
November 19, 2025 at 4:48 PM
However dumb you think America is right now? Well, sorry to say but it is dumber than that.
Aw shit she got the 501st approved darth vader fit you know she makes decent money and makes questionable decisions
Art by @mikuneki.bsky.social
Art by @mikuneki.bsky.social
November 19, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Aw shit she got the 501st approved darth vader fit you know she makes decent money and makes questionable decisions
Art by @mikuneki.bsky.social
Art by @mikuneki.bsky.social
Smithers, check this mans hard drive.
November 19, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Smithers, check this mans hard drive.
Me who has neither autism nor cptsd: "i relate to everything but these two specific things therefore this isnt about me"
November 19, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Me who has neither autism nor cptsd: "i relate to everything but these two specific things therefore this isnt about me"
Feral appalachia is being roused from its long slumber
Long dormant traits of American national character coming to light watching a guy hike into the woods to mock the secret police in person
November 19, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Feral appalachia is being roused from its long slumber
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"As Del emotionally reveals that Marie has been dead for eight years, I think: 'You wouldn’t have had to relive all that if you’d just gotten an eagle.' Sometimes, I wonder whether I even like this movie anymore."
Why Didn’t Eagles Just Fly Del and Neal to Chicago?
Every Thanksgiving, I watch the greatest comedy of all time: Planes, Trains and Automobiles. It’s beautifully written, intelligently directed, and ...
buff.ly
November 19, 2025 at 2:30 PM
"As Del emotionally reveals that Marie has been dead for eight years, I think: 'You wouldn’t have had to relive all that if you’d just gotten an eagle.' Sometimes, I wonder whether I even like this movie anymore."
There is a third type and that type is my friend Justin who, yearly, edits dog the bounty hunters wiki page to say that he died from "ballsack skin disease"
November 19, 2025 at 2:05 PM
There is a third type and that type is my friend Justin who, yearly, edits dog the bounty hunters wiki page to say that he died from "ballsack skin disease"
a man was on public transit & realized he had left his watch at home. As he was cutting it real close to his work time he turned to the nearest person & asked if they had the time. To his surprise it was a little gnome standing next to him. i'm talking beard, tights, pointy hat, the whole 9 yards 1/
November 19, 2025 at 11:26 AM
a man was on public transit & realized he had left his watch at home. As he was cutting it real close to his work time he turned to the nearest person & asked if they had the time. To his surprise it was a little gnome standing next to him. i'm talking beard, tights, pointy hat, the whole 9 yards 1/
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typa shit im on
November 19, 2025 at 4:40 AM
typa shit im on
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Call me ryloth the way i got a day side and a night side. Cuz. Cuz like.... okay so in the old EU ryloth was tidally locked and...
call me cloud city the way i'm
blowing fat cotton
blowing fat cotton
November 18, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Call me ryloth the way i got a day side and a night side. Cuz. Cuz like.... okay so in the old EU ryloth was tidally locked and...
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DYING
November 15, 2025 at 4:16 PM
DYING
I wonder if my friends who convinced me to get a bluesky because they liked my humor in the friendgroup discord look at my current, unhinged, posting habits and privately think "we made a mistake"
November 18, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I wonder if my friends who convinced me to get a bluesky because they liked my humor in the friendgroup discord look at my current, unhinged, posting habits and privately think "we made a mistake"
Ok but imagine a IWW style Sith propaganda poster saying "we have nothing to lose but our chains"
November 18, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Ok but imagine a IWW style Sith propaganda poster saying "we have nothing to lose but our chains"
My favorite thing about medieval dialogues is that they are all basically the same thing as "I have depicted your opinion as the soyjack and myself as the chad" but in latin.
November 18, 2025 at 5:48 PM
My favorite thing about medieval dialogues is that they are all basically the same thing as "I have depicted your opinion as the soyjack and myself as the chad" but in latin.
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sorry everyone, i knocked Cloudflare offline. my fault, sorry!! i tripped and knocked over that wall of lava lamps they have and apparently it took the whole system down
November 18, 2025 at 1:41 PM
sorry everyone, i knocked Cloudflare offline. my fault, sorry!! i tripped and knocked over that wall of lava lamps they have and apparently it took the whole system down
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for the last time. i am not turning into a horrible jealous dragon. the "scales" on my belly are extremely itchy and painful. why haven't i been scratching? because i have tremendous force of will. put down your phone. who were you texting. do you like her more than me
November 18, 2025 at 5:17 PM
for the last time. i am not turning into a horrible jealous dragon. the "scales" on my belly are extremely itchy and painful. why haven't i been scratching? because i have tremendous force of will. put down your phone. who were you texting. do you like her more than me
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if i was a sexy mechsploitation pilot u bet your ass id be sticker bombing the fuck outta that rig
November 18, 2025 at 5:09 PM
if i was a sexy mechsploitation pilot u bet your ass id be sticker bombing the fuck outta that rig
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Cant even have risky endeavors not blow up in my face anymore. Because of woke.
November 18, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Cant even have risky endeavors not blow up in my face anymore. Because of woke.
Me before prog seeing memes like this: "idk man im a whole ass adult i dont think i will experience the 'powerful and novel types of desire' part of puberty again. I figured out things i like as an adult ya know? Ill probably only get breast growth from this"
Me, now, on prog: "woof"
Me, now, on prog: "woof"
November 18, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Me before prog seeing memes like this: "idk man im a whole ass adult i dont think i will experience the 'powerful and novel types of desire' part of puberty again. I figured out things i like as an adult ya know? Ill probably only get breast growth from this"
Me, now, on prog: "woof"
Me, now, on prog: "woof"