Jeanne d'Snark 🏳️⚧️
@jeannedsnark.bsky.social
33 (she/they) ADHD transfemme medievalist turned IT gal. Mostly shitposts, star wars, anticapitalism, 40k, other assorted sundries. I dont know how to end these things. I eat validation for nourishment
Now im not saying i sell pics but also im pretty proud of the boobs ive grown so its not hard to see em if youre nice about it.
Transfem vs Transmasc chest time! with u/lost_and_kinda_dumb over on reddit!
November 19, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Now im not saying i sell pics but also im pretty proud of the boobs ive grown so its not hard to see em if youre nice about it.
I remember this commercial andni remember going "damn i wish real life worked like that" and my parents still say there were no signs.
When I was watching XPlay, this Mountain Dew ad came on where this guy forcefemmes transgenderizes his homie.
November 19, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I remember this commercial andni remember going "damn i wish real life worked like that" and my parents still say there were no signs.
I am once again thinking about the meowing biting tism nuns
November 19, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I am once again thinking about the meowing biting tism nuns
Niche porn from real human artists holds up half the sky or whatever it is mao said
November 19, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Niche porn from real human artists holds up half the sky or whatever it is mao said
NIXON: Hank, is there any reason we need to listen to these Ulthwé [expletives]
KISSINGER: They are an important buffer state on the Eye of Terror.
NIXON: So was Cadia and look at how well that [expletive] turned out!
KISSINGER: They are an important buffer state on the Eye of Terror.
NIXON: So was Cadia and look at how well that [expletive] turned out!
NIXON: Ulthwé. Disgusting place. And that Eldrad guy. Fella wears a [expletive] flowy robe.
HALDEMAN: [inaudible]
NIXON: Sounds homo, Bob.
HALDEMAN: [inaudible]
NIXON: Sounds homo, Bob.
November 19, 2025 at 9:22 PM
NIXON: Hank, is there any reason we need to listen to these Ulthwé [expletives]
KISSINGER: They are an important buffer state on the Eye of Terror.
NIXON: So was Cadia and look at how well that [expletive] turned out!
KISSINGER: They are an important buffer state on the Eye of Terror.
NIXON: So was Cadia and look at how well that [expletive] turned out!
Maybe *you lot* want to escape samsara? Me? I wanna stay because im a lil freak like that.
November 19, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Maybe *you lot* want to escape samsara? Me? I wanna stay because im a lil freak like that.
The sodium duck cometh
November 19, 2025 at 7:44 PM
The sodium duck cometh
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I am super good at disinformation ask me anything
November 19, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I am super good at disinformation ask me anything
However dumb you think America is right now? Well, sorry to say but it is dumber than that.
Anyways I stopped at waffle House for breakfast this morning and all the waitress were talking about a 2k check, and just lmao it's never going to happen.
November 19, 2025 at 4:48 PM
However dumb you think America is right now? Well, sorry to say but it is dumber than that.
Aw shit she got the 501st approved darth vader fit you know she makes decent money and makes questionable decisions
Art by @mikuneki.bsky.social
Art by @mikuneki.bsky.social
November 19, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Aw shit she got the 501st approved darth vader fit you know she makes decent money and makes questionable decisions
Art by @mikuneki.bsky.social
Art by @mikuneki.bsky.social
Smithers, check this mans hard drive.
November 19, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Smithers, check this mans hard drive.
Me who has neither autism nor cptsd: "i relate to everything but these two specific things therefore this isnt about me"
November 19, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Me who has neither autism nor cptsd: "i relate to everything but these two specific things therefore this isnt about me"
Feral appalachia is being roused from its long slumber
Long dormant traits of American national character coming to light watching a guy hike into the woods to mock the secret police in person
November 19, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Feral appalachia is being roused from its long slumber
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"As Del emotionally reveals that Marie has been dead for eight years, I think: 'You wouldn’t have had to relive all that if you’d just gotten an eagle.' Sometimes, I wonder whether I even like this movie anymore."
Why Didn’t Eagles Just Fly Del and Neal to Chicago?
Every Thanksgiving, I watch the greatest comedy of all time: Planes, Trains and Automobiles. It’s beautifully written, intelligently directed, and ...
buff.ly
November 19, 2025 at 2:30 PM
"As Del emotionally reveals that Marie has been dead for eight years, I think: 'You wouldn’t have had to relive all that if you’d just gotten an eagle.' Sometimes, I wonder whether I even like this movie anymore."
There is a third type and that type is my friend Justin who, yearly, edits dog the bounty hunters wiki page to say that he died from "ballsack skin disease"
November 19, 2025 at 2:05 PM
There is a third type and that type is my friend Justin who, yearly, edits dog the bounty hunters wiki page to say that he died from "ballsack skin disease"
a man was on public transit & realized he had left his watch at home. As he was cutting it real close to his work time he turned to the nearest person & asked if they had the time. To his surprise it was a little gnome standing next to him. i'm talking beard, tights, pointy hat, the whole 9 yards 1/
November 19, 2025 at 11:26 AM
a man was on public transit & realized he had left his watch at home. As he was cutting it real close to his work time he turned to the nearest person & asked if they had the time. To his surprise it was a little gnome standing next to him. i'm talking beard, tights, pointy hat, the whole 9 yards 1/
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typa shit im on
November 19, 2025 at 4:40 AM
typa shit im on
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Call me ryloth the way i got a day side and a night side. Cuz. Cuz like.... okay so in the old EU ryloth was tidally locked and...
call me cloud city the way i'm
blowing fat cotton
blowing fat cotton
November 18, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Call me ryloth the way i got a day side and a night side. Cuz. Cuz like.... okay so in the old EU ryloth was tidally locked and...
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DYING
November 15, 2025 at 4:16 PM
DYING
I wonder if my friends who convinced me to get a bluesky because they liked my humor in the friendgroup discord look at my current, unhinged, posting habits and privately think "we made a mistake"
November 18, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I wonder if my friends who convinced me to get a bluesky because they liked my humor in the friendgroup discord look at my current, unhinged, posting habits and privately think "we made a mistake"