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He/Him because it makes some people mad.
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I ordered a box of new Orleans pralines and they coming today. If I die of sugar poisoning, just know I have zero regrets.
November 22, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I ordered a box of new Orleans pralines and they coming today. If I die of sugar poisoning, just know I have zero regrets.
Part 1 and part 2 implying the existence of part 3.
November 22, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Part 1 and part 2 implying the existence of part 3.
I had a dream where jd was getting divorced.
November 22, 2025 at 12:09 PM
I had a dream where jd was getting divorced.
WWE ass president.
November 21, 2025 at 11:21 PM
WWE ass president.
Remember when trump almost died of covid? Those were a great 72 hours
November 21, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Remember when trump almost died of covid? Those were a great 72 hours
Dallas oblast calling for duty.
X has changed their policy and now you can see where the accounts are based.
Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
November 21, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Dallas oblast calling for duty.
I think a second part of this a lot of online tankies also have a background of growing up in an evangelical church where the pastor stood up and yelled about how Democrats are Satan.
What's really starting to come into view is that "online tankies" aren't even really that radically communist, it's just people with anti-American sentiments who are also culturally-4chan.
If you press them, they're absolutely racist, misogynistic, transphobic, and homophobic. That's their culture.
If you press them, they're absolutely racist, misogynistic, transphobic, and homophobic. That's their culture.
Fine. You all win. I’m logging off for the day because I‘m a big smelly man who’s also a Nazi and a bigot because I liked it better when Groypers didn’t have 1,770 nuclear weapons on hair-trigger alert. Feel free to brag in your discords about how my jimmies have been rustled and I was owned.
November 21, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I think a second part of this a lot of online tankies also have a background of growing up in an evangelical church where the pastor stood up and yelled about how Democrats are Satan.
Give me the Cuban missile crisis but dumber, no even dumber.
Russia hints it may send long-range missiles to Venezuela after moving nuclear arms to Belarus.
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November 21, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Give me the Cuban missile crisis but dumber, no even dumber.
This is now a "the regime is messing with economic data conspiracy account"
November 21, 2025 at 4:20 PM
This is now a "the regime is messing with economic data conspiracy account"
Honestly I think Acton being on the ballot might help jon husted against brown. Frankly I think blue Texas is more likely than blue Ohio.
November 21, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Honestly I think Acton being on the ballot might help jon husted against brown. Frankly I think blue Texas is more likely than blue Ohio.
Quite,the crypto market is trying to tell us something.
November 21, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Quite,the crypto market is trying to tell us something.
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Witkoff’s nickname being Dim Philby is a light in much darkness this morning.
Witkoff is probably too ignorant to realize this should hurt. /2
November 21, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Witkoff’s nickname being Dim Philby is a light in much darkness this morning.
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2nd largest outflow from crypto funds on record
November 21, 2025 at 10:57 AM
2nd largest outflow from crypto funds on record
The b-52 is a cool plane and the b-52s are probably the most queer coded band of the 80s.
November 21, 2025 at 2:56 AM
The b-52 is a cool plane and the b-52s are probably the most queer coded band of the 80s.
Knowing shit about the military or guns should not take away your left wing card. The left has a real issue with not being able to tell a guided muntiion vs unguided or a m16 or ak47.
November 21, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Knowing shit about the military or guns should not take away your left wing card. The left has a real issue with not being able to tell a guided muntiion vs unguided or a m16 or ak47.
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leave starfish alone
November 21, 2025 at 2:30 AM
leave starfish alone
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my second most anticipated when it happens is fetterman
November 21, 2025 at 2:19 AM
my second most anticipated when it happens is fetterman
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Extra kraut on my sub was a mistake.
November 20, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Extra kraut on my sub was a mistake.
So the next executive funeral based on age with either be Biden, trump, Clinton, gore, or gwb. That are basically all the same age. It really sorta wild.
November 20, 2025 at 7:10 PM
So the next executive funeral based on age with either be Biden, trump, Clinton, gore, or gwb. That are basically all the same age. It really sorta wild.
It's 2 pm on Thursday before the week before thanksgiving and the amount of work getting done before December is minimal
November 20, 2025 at 7:00 PM
It's 2 pm on Thursday before the week before thanksgiving and the amount of work getting done before December is minimal
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mr president please get pam bondi to indict Senators on sedition
it will in no way backfire whatsoever
it will in no way backfire whatsoever
November 20, 2025 at 5:10 PM
mr president please get pam bondi to indict Senators on sedition
it will in no way backfire whatsoever
it will in no way backfire whatsoever