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I did not take the creator of foxtrot to be very political but here we are.
December 22, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I did not take the creator of foxtrot to be very political but here we are.
Lacking a rtx card means I can't run a local ai node right?
December 22, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Lacking a rtx card means I can't run a local ai node right?
Seeing people talk in a way that also means they have taken real analysis makes me feel a way.
December 22, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Seeing people talk in a way that also means they have taken real analysis makes me feel a way.
Bad Santa is the best Christmas movie and I am not debating.
December 22, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Bad Santa is the best Christmas movie and I am not debating.
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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
December 22, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
God I hate the steelers so dirty
December 22, 2025 at 12:41 AM
God I hate the steelers so dirty
That was textbook pass interference
December 22, 2025 at 12:40 AM
That was textbook pass interference
A survey of the politics of professional classical musicians would be interesting. On one hand the median musician went to Oberlin but were in the conservancy.
December 21, 2025 at 11:44 PM
A survey of the politics of professional classical musicians would be interesting. On one hand the median musician went to Oberlin but were in the conservancy.
Angry orchard hot honey cider might be the gross thing I have ever drank. And the pizza pilsner from Italy was better.
December 21, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Angry orchard hot honey cider might be the gross thing I have ever drank. And the pizza pilsner from Italy was better.
We should take JFK name off the building also.
December 21, 2025 at 2:59 AM
We should take JFK name off the building also.
They appear to be doing something and I don't want to know anymore please stop please please.
I regret to inform you it’s happening again.
December 21, 2025 at 2:47 AM
They appear to be doing something and I don't want to know anymore please stop please please.
Devo is a band that still sounds like they are from the future and they existed 10 years before me.
December 21, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Devo is a band that still sounds like they are from the future and they existed 10 years before me.
Pokemon and dragon quest are prime examples of Japanese guilt from WW2. A core mechanic of both game series is a kid without a dad.
December 21, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Pokemon and dragon quest are prime examples of Japanese guilt from WW2. A core mechanic of both game series is a kid without a dad.
The real problem is none of them are real data nerds and they are all just baseball stat nerds who decided to apply it to politics
December 20, 2025 at 11:21 PM
The real problem is none of them are real data nerds and they are all just baseball stat nerds who decided to apply it to politics
The internet will get quite wonky if the time servers are off fyi.
December 20, 2025 at 11:09 PM
The internet will get quite wonky if the time servers are off fyi.
Seems bad
The atomic ensemble time scale at the NIST Boulder campus has failed.
December 20, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Seems bad
Liz Cheney (D-WY, senator)
December 20, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Liz Cheney (D-WY, senator)
Okay we can arrest Bill Clinton with Donald Trump
December 20, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Okay we can arrest Bill Clinton with Donald Trump
Really feels like there are 3 kinds of IT person evangelical Christian, furry, and gun guy. And sometimes they overlap.
December 20, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Really feels like there are 3 kinds of IT person evangelical Christian, furry, and gun guy. And sometimes they overlap.
Hahahhahahahaha
Deputy AG Blanche just said the Trump DOJ will miss the Epstein files deadline.
He says "several hundred thousand" docs will be released today, "and then over the next couple weeks, I expect several hundred thousand more."
All files are required by law to be released today.
He says "several hundred thousand" docs will be released today, "and then over the next couple weeks, I expect several hundred thousand more."
All files are required by law to be released today.
December 19, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Hahahhahahahaha
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I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
Re: bill Watterson he let Berkeley breathd use Calvin and Hobbes in Bloom county a few years ago.
December 18, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Re: bill Watterson he let Berkeley breathd use Calvin and Hobbes in Bloom county a few years ago.
The lbj-obama center has a ring
During our De-Stalinization program in 3 years, we can compromise and boot Kennedy’s name from the building too.
December 18, 2025 at 11:26 PM
The lbj-obama center has a ring
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Reminding everyone for no particular reason that Section 230 is one of the last things standing between free speech online and Trump having control over everything you see and say on the internet
December 18, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Reminding everyone for no particular reason that Section 230 is one of the last things standing between free speech online and Trump having control over everything you see and say on the internet
I want to go here so bad.
December 18, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I want to go here so bad.