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ellen teapot 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️
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I am asking one thing of you all: do not voluntarily detransition.

That is what they want most.
down bad lol
November 11, 2025 at 9:59 AM
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The presidential mind cannot comprehend this
November 11, 2025 at 7:07 AM
transgender women can commit securities fraud, as a treat,
LOCAL : Transsexual Ordered to Begin Prison
A self-described transsexual who fled the state nine years ago to avoid prison for a fraud scheme involving marketing of a three-wheel car was ordered today to begin serving her sentence.
www.latimes.com
November 11, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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The House is coming back on Wednesday, btw, to vote
November 11, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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“if you eat synthetic meat you don’t have a soul. synthetic meat is fascist. generations of farmers genetically engineered meat animals and they did not consent to have their labor appropriated by corporations that don’t pay them.”
Gazing into the crystal ball to see future meat discourse:

"veganism is allying with big biotech against small-scale farmers and you still call yourself left-wing?"

"high prices are turning meat into a privilege for the wealthy"

"veganism is cuisine colonialism by white people against POC"
also imagine a million of these posts, forever
November 11, 2025 at 3:59 AM
synthetic meat solves this
also imagine a million of these posts, forever
November 11, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Joe Buck is pilled on scoreless ties; we love to see it #NFL
November 11, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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Hemp is defined as <0.3% delta-9 THC in dry weight. The minibus adds a ban on “any intermediate hemp-derived cannabinoid products which are marketed or sold as a final product or directly to an end consumer for personal or household use,” and sets a limit of 0.4 mg THC per container.
The shutdown deal includes a ban on hemp products that none of its negotiators debated in public.

Disappointing that only 24 senators voted against killing an amendment to strike that ban.

www.senate.gov/legislative/...
November 11, 2025 at 2:17 AM
That’s a lot of Senate Democrats voting for a hemp ban! #uspoli
oh the paul amendment is going down 78-22
November 11, 2025 at 2:18 AM
trying to explain to the cat that “it’s only 6 PM” and “I’m not starving her”.
November 11, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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What if – windows that kept sound out?
Zoning Practice magazine devotes an entire issue to *checks notes* pickleball noise
November 11, 2025 at 1:31 AM
“If you’re gonna play with the magnet, I’m gonna play with the tariff on you” #uspoli
Trump: "Nobody knows what a magnet is"
November 11, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I am literally begging scientific publications to lead with abstract-looking datagrams instead of stock photos of advanced tooth decay
November 10, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Reposted by ellen teapot 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️
FWIW: A huge weakness in American rolling stock design and procurement is that after insisting on doing everything bespoke, there’s no real way to “mule” these train cars before full production.

In Detroit, cars are cladded up and then handed out to employees who are told to break them in.
Table seating in business class is TIGHT. Luckily no one is sitting across from me, but my seat mates had to verbally negotiate how to place their legs to fit.
November 10, 2025 at 6:31 PM
This is a brand-new trainset purpose-built for North Americans
Table seating in business class is TIGHT. Luckily no one is sitting across from me, but my seat mates had to verbally negotiate how to place their legs to fit.
November 10, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Reposted by ellen teapot 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️
BREAKING: Vatican announces new liturgical text for the United States of America
November 10, 2025 at 3:35 AM
“we’ve got another hour of breaking news coming up” is that a fucking threat @msnbc.com
November 10, 2025 at 2:58 AM
missing: reward if found #uspoli
November 10, 2025 at 2:57 AM
listening to Angus King on MSNBC; his argument is utterly incoherent #uspoli
November 10, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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i also don’t know how highly i rate the odds of the current deal passing the house. maybe that’s cope. i’ve been guilty of it before.
November 10, 2025 at 12:56 AM
unless there’s some bigger strategy in the works, or maybe even if there is, i think senate democrats are going to reap the whirlwind. #uspoli
November 10, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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gonna super be funny if this supposed Senate deal gets passed and they still don’t gavel the House back in #uspoli
November 9, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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RIP Baudrillard you would have loved this shit
New uncanny valley unlocked: inflatable corn maze for urban fall fests.
November 9, 2025 at 4:25 AM
FSAs are literally just the Money Hole #uspoli
Should The Government Stop Dumping Money Into A Giant Hole?
YouTube video by The Onion
youtu.be
November 9, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Detroit @ Washington is the Kenny Albert/Jonathan Vilma booth, for your consideration in emailing Fox Sports #NFL
November 9, 2025 at 11:35 PM