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All other Ostriches are just TEMU Emus. Liberal. Housing enjoyer, car disrespecter, IVF Accelerationist, progressive taxation lover, renter's friend, greatest city in da world baby
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I wanted to share probably the most important sermon I’ve given and it’s while I’m being arrested. It’s torture pure and simple what happens at #Broadview. I’m ok, though I was thrown to the ground and choked with my pectoral cross. A review of the video shows I was peaceful - did I deserve this?
November 15, 2025 at 5:57 AM
It was his brain
Trump: I had an MRI and the result was outstanding.

Reporter: Was it your brain?

Trump: I have no idea what they analyzed, but whatever they analyzed, they analyzed it well.
November 15, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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FBI, check this man’s hard-drive
November 14, 2025 at 9:04 PM
When someone does the (((echoes))) about your side, you know you're on the right side
Woke 2 is targeting the NYC NIMBYs
November 15, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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November 14, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Kinda amazing what a failure China hawkery was lol
In the global electrification race China is marching ahead.

The US and Europe risk falling behind clinging on to yesterday's technologies.
November 14, 2025 at 5:04 PM
There is absolutely no excuse for residential power costs to be significant.

China's power costs a fraction of what it costs in e.g.: NYC
In the global electrification race China is marching ahead.

The US and Europe risk falling behind clinging on to yesterday's technologies.
November 14, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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Google has moved from moral cowardice (removing ICE tracking apps) to direct complicity in the violent, unconstitutional abuse of vulnerable people.

As a civil liberties lawyer who worked at Google for ten years, this one hits me in the gut.
Google Has Chosen a Side in Trump's Mass Deportation Effort
Google is hosting a CBP app that uses facial recognition to identify immigrants, while simultaneously removing apps that report the location of ICE officials because Google sees ICE as a vulnerable gr...
www.404media.co
November 14, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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Doomguy looks down at the body in the elevator, turns out the dude’s not dead after all. He gives Doomguy a thumbs-up and smiles.

The elevator doors open, Doomguy claps his hands twice to the final beat of the song, walks out to a green field, the sunlight beaming off a nearby lake.
I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
November 14, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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If you thought sending horrific, racist texts was enough to get you shunned from political service, think again! trib.al/v2wPrV0
November 14, 2025 at 3:52 PM
also users know this, so free-range human moderation often results in attempts to rules-lawyer out of legitimate action

and honestly the best policy for dealing with this is lowkey giving up. don't try to appear unbiased. remind people they're on private property and can be banned for vibes.
also human moderation is often more prone to bias
November 14, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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i was once a free range human moderator for a smallish forum

people will spiral immediately into conspiracy theories over even the most innocuous mod actions.
November 14, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Literally Mary Shelley said in a conversation with Kurt Vonnegut that Dr. Frankenstein was the real monster. You don't even need to do any literary analysis - you just read what she wrote
Never forget the time the Sun published a sneering article mocking 'snowflake' academics and students for correctly understanding the whole fucking point of Mary Shelley's Frankenstein
November 14, 2025 at 3:21 PM
What a lot of people don't understand is that a significant number of the public thinks all queer people are pedophiles and that manifests itself in the form of violent public and private repression, from street beatings to bogus arrests to prison sexual assault.
and to be VERY clear here, I'd like to just stake this one out: I simply DO NOT LIKE that so many of the QTs are veering so heavily into 'the only cure for pedos & their defenders is a bullet' territory. that's the same position that the gun-toting crazies who threaten all of us take! it's bad!
November 14, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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Law enforcement: we need to break encryption to get access to Signal to protect the children!!

Also law enforcement: for years couldn’t catch a pedophile sex trafficker who used email to coordinate all of his pedophile sex trafficking
November 14, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Commieblocks are good
Cars should be effectively abolished
Lawns should be effectively abolished
The scientific community should fast track automated wombs
The median queer parent is better
UBI
Nationalize most things
Prison sentences should cap at 10 years
Power should be effectively free for homes
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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Only requirements to be an American are to make an affirmation you want to be one and to be up to date on your vaccine schedule.

110% estate tax rate

automatic imprisonment if your net worth exceeds $100m, execution at $200m. divest or die.
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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there should be a button where if enough of your mutuals press it you have to stop posting and go to bed
November 14, 2025 at 6:19 AM
If Clinton is in the files, my question is why the GOP, who hates him with every fiber of their being, thought it was more important to protect him than politically dunk on him and everyone associated with him by releasing the files
November 14, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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NEW: Pope Leo XIV will share a meal this Sunday with Alessia Nobile and four fellow transgender Catholic activists, during the Vatican’s Jubilee of the Poor — marking the most significant public encounter shared between a pope and the trans community.
NEW: Transgender Activists to Dine with Pope Leo XIV during Sunday's Jubilee for the Poor
Papal luncheon with trans advocate Alessia Nobile set for Sunday at Vatican’s Jubilee of the Poor, highlighting a legacy of outreach and hopes for continued inclusion.
open.substack.com
November 14, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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Megyn Kelly: “Jeffrey Epstein…was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."

She has a 14 year old daughter.

She has a 14 year old daughter.

She has a 14 year old daughter.
November 14, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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There’s a lot to ding the Church on but I’ll be damned if they aren’t going hard in the paint for life in all forms, unlike those fucking Megamall Evangelicals
Good statement from the US conference of Catholic Bishops
November 14, 2025 at 3:10 AM
When we retake power we should drive IU into the ground tbh
Indiana University, which has now been subordinated to the direct control of the Indiana GOP, announces that criticism of the MAGA movement and doctrines of the GOP is forbidden. An instructor is dismissed for speaking critical words about the MAGA movement.
Indiana Professor Removed From Class Over White Supremacy Lesson
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM