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Autumnal Ostrich and 12.5k others
@justostrich.com
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All other Ostriches are just TEMU Emus. Liberal. Housing enjoyer, car disrespecter, IVF Accelerationist, progressive taxation lover, renter's friend, greatest city in da world baby
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Cam @matrixreloaded_ people on here will tweet anything. "Charlie Brown had hoes." No he didn't. That isn't true. 11:33 AM Aug 31, 2020 Twitter for iPhone
November 21, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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Friendship ended with intersectionality, now crab bucket is my best friend Man handshaking with crab bucket Wheel of power/privilege and intersectionality graph crossed out
November 21, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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Jesus, I see what you've done for other tech startups and I want that for me
November 19, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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Man I don't know about this
As a former professional phone sex operator of 15+ years, believe me when I say y'all would die inside you knew what I know about what turns men on. And yes, I'm talking about your fathers, your sons, your brothers, your husbands, your coworkers, not some nebulous bogeymen. November 19, 2025 at 11:34 AM
November 19, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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The combo of this headline and the ticker is absolutely nuts
24/7 Wall St. 29m Nvidia Faces Sales Friction as Enterprise Software Bundles Miss Target at 39% of Plan NVDA +3.56%
November 19, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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Uncle Sam: I WANT YOU Uncle Sam: TO CLEAN UP THE TODDLER SHIT IN AISLE TWELVE
November 17, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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NPC: the economy is doing well Person: the numbers say otherwise NPC: ... NPC, angry: Joe Biden bad
November 16, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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lol
Marjorie Taylor Greene nominates Kyle Rittenhouse for Congressional Gold Medal By FOX 5 Atlanta Digital Team | Published November 26, 2021 6:18am EST | Marjorie Taylor Greene | FOX 5 Atlanta | Photo by Tom Williams/CQ-Roll Call, Inc via Getty Images and Sean Krajacic - Pool/Getty Images
November 15, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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Boxer, in fighting stance: ok, imma fight China's hegemonic rise to global superpower status Boxer, sitting and drinking water: damn, the unintended consequences of my own vehemence got hands
November 14, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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QAnon viewing "Open discussion of pedophilic human trafficking without using pizza code or hiding secrets in risotto recipes" QAnon: Doesn't look like anything to me
November 12, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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Affordability and palatability are not bad things actually
Freedom of Speech by Norman Rockwell
November 9, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Sickos guy
November 9, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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WAITING for TONIGHT, WHEN YOU WILL BE HERE IN MY ARMS
November 9, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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hehehehe
Mamdani for New York City logo but instead of Mamdani: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare And instead of "for new york city": for the storm, maggot.
November 9, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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Jake Claver @jakeclaver001.bsky.social Today at 12:05 AM Jake: Greetings patriot 12:05 AM Ostrich: Wendy's 8:00 AM Jake: Hope you've followed the recommendations on XRP and Global Currency Reset? Ostrich: Wendy's 9:05 AM Jake: ??? 9:43 AM You best start believing in Wendy's Restaurants, Mr. Claver This is one
November 6, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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No clearer illustration
Gun labeled "I hate women" with a silencer labeled "I hate liberal feminism"
November 6, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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the worst person you know
November 6, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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Hey I guess he could run for Maine Senate
At a chic omakase place, Matthew*, 25, from New Jersey was going off about how “we should have never let a woman be head of the Secret Service”. With each course, I fired off questions about his upbringing. He mentioned online groups where there were “others like him”, the kind where people whose radical-to-me beliefs find validation — and even more than validation, identity itself. Matthew later revealed he has a swastika tattoo.
November 5, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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Chalk one up for "the core of toxic masculinity is a deep desire to be intrinsically loved coupled with a complete lack of understanding and visceral terror of what that implies"
“You don’t think you deserve it?” I asked. “Men deserve to be romanced.” He wouldn’t know where to start with something like that, he said, and I turned the conversation toward what he was looking for in a relationship. He responded with some now-familiar anti-feminist rhetoric, emphasising “natural feminine roles”. How did he envision the masculine role, then? “A real man provides discipline, and any talking back or acting out is asking for punishment,” he said. Okay, but what else besides obedience does the real man need to feel loved? Bryan took a moment: “The feminists convinced women to be dominant. Where’s the love in taking away a man’s masculinity? Love isn’t always in the cards when people don’t know their roles. I’m trying to make enough money to support a family, which means I need someone who can be home and take care of everything there.”
November 5, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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Jared’s eyes became erratic — completely different from the eyes of the man I’d sat down with at the beginning of the night. “If we lived in a different time, we would be hanging white liberal whores in the town square and dragging them through the streets for the lies they spread,” he roared. My immediate reaction was an attempt to de-escalate the situation. “Let’s take a deep breath,” I suggested. I took one, then he took one, and we repeated it. He reset. Later, though, when I had my hand on the table, he grabbed my wrist and started ranting again about how liberal white women create witch hunts. “They say horrible things about me and make everyone hate me and think I’m a bad person,” he said. He was staring at a point in the distance, speaking like he was in some kind of trance. “What did they say about you?” I asked. He snapped out of it. “Oh, not me,” he answered. “I meant Donald Trump.”
November 5, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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IT WAS AN IMPORTANT NIGHT OK
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November 5, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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The energy on this website rn
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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Orc: LOOKS LIKE BRUNCH IS BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS!
November 5, 2025 at 1:23 AM