Alice Lia Maro
@slimelia.uk
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Alice Lia Maro
@slimelia.uk
· Oct 30
BREAKING: President Nixon is being IMPEACHED by the House of Representatives.
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here's a little treat while you wait for my end of year video
December 31, 2025 at 6:23 AM
here's a little treat while you wait for my end of year video
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do you think whoever created Bob the Builder just did it so small kids, who LOVE to smack their heads into things, would all want to wear hard hats?
December 30, 2025 at 1:14 PM
do you think whoever created Bob the Builder just did it so small kids, who LOVE to smack their heads into things, would all want to wear hard hats?
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You know the Grinch? That freaking nutjob that goes around stealing Christmas? Well, the feds or whatever heard that he's gonna be here today, so they set up a trap for him. This whole holiday celebration— it's a trap.
December 23, 2024 at 9:39 PM
You know the Grinch? That freaking nutjob that goes around stealing Christmas? Well, the feds or whatever heard that he's gonna be here today, so they set up a trap for him. This whole holiday celebration— it's a trap.
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Quick. If you're still at home for the holidays, turn ON motion smoothing on your family TV. A better world is a foolish dream. Do not resist change.
December 28, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Quick. If you're still at home for the holidays, turn ON motion smoothing on your family TV. A better world is a foolish dream. Do not resist change.
if a woman on a dating app told me she had the Rude label applied to her entire Bluesky profile that would instantly make her like 80% hotter to me. what does this say about me, and society
December 27, 2025 at 5:09 PM
if a woman on a dating app told me she had the Rude label applied to her entire Bluesky profile that would instantly make her like 80% hotter to me. what does this say about me, and society
Merry Chumples my little homos
December 25, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Merry Chumples my little homos
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Friends of Czar, a new update. Getting out now on 1/6. Two weeks!
December 23, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Friends of Czar, a new update. Getting out now on 1/6. Two weeks!
Merry Christmas! 🤗 #RetweetOnMain #OpenAtFamilyChristmasDinner #LeonKennedyTakingLoadsForSanta #HappyBirthdayJesus
December 25, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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Leon Kennedy
#LeonKennedy #ResidentEvil #ResidentEvil4Remake #ResidentEvil4 #ResidentEvil6 #ResidentEvil2 #residentevil2remake #RE4R #RE4 #RE4Rdlc #RE4remake #RE9
#LeonKennedy #ResidentEvil #ResidentEvil4Remake #ResidentEvil4 #ResidentEvil6 #ResidentEvil2 #residentevil2remake #RE4R #RE4 #RE4Rdlc #RE4remake #RE9
December 21, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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Laura Palmer's Theme
December 23, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Laura Palmer's Theme
wearing a t-shirt that says "I LOVE BUYING GAMES BUT I WOULD NEVER EVER PLAY ONE"
December 24, 2025 at 12:01 PM
wearing a t-shirt that says "I LOVE BUYING GAMES BUT I WOULD NEVER EVER PLAY ONE"
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get everyone gambling on their phone and then charge them for losing is actually pretty funny
December 23, 2025 at 6:57 PM
get everyone gambling on their phone and then charge them for losing is actually pretty funny
this is total freudslop. you only enjoyed it because of the complicated relationship you have with your mother and father
December 24, 2025 at 11:55 AM
this is total freudslop. you only enjoyed it because of the complicated relationship you have with your mother and father
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i'm developing a medieval open-world adventure game in which your character is immortal but has to sneeze constantly, so mostly you just wander the towns and countryside searching for kerchiefs and the like. sometimes you have to acquire oaken buckets or enchanted books to sneeze into
November 20, 2025 at 4:02 PM
i'm developing a medieval open-world adventure game in which your character is immortal but has to sneeze constantly, so mostly you just wander the towns and countryside searching for kerchiefs and the like. sometimes you have to acquire oaken buckets or enchanted books to sneeze into
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operator: 911, please state the nature of your emergency
me: i know a lot of popular songs. a lot of times when i’m out and about and i hear a song, i know exactly which song it is
operator: oh wow. were you born in any particular year
me: i sure was
operator: that’s great. gotta love it
me: i know a lot of popular songs. a lot of times when i’m out and about and i hear a song, i know exactly which song it is
operator: oh wow. were you born in any particular year
me: i sure was
operator: that’s great. gotta love it
November 22, 2025 at 7:39 PM
operator: 911, please state the nature of your emergency
me: i know a lot of popular songs. a lot of times when i’m out and about and i hear a song, i know exactly which song it is
operator: oh wow. were you born in any particular year
me: i sure was
operator: that’s great. gotta love it
me: i know a lot of popular songs. a lot of times when i’m out and about and i hear a song, i know exactly which song it is
operator: oh wow. were you born in any particular year
me: i sure was
operator: that’s great. gotta love it
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YouTube Shorts: an innovative and exciting way to watch the cheeseburger scene from The Menu over and over
December 19, 2025 at 2:35 PM
YouTube Shorts: an innovative and exciting way to watch the cheeseburger scene from The Menu over and over