Alice Lia Maro
@slimelia.uk
extraordinarily juvenile and deeply unpleasant | (she/her) | 29
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also on mastodon: https://tiny.tilde.website/@slimelia
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Alice Lia Maro
@slimelia.uk
· Oct 30
BREAKING: President Nixon is being IMPEACHED by the House of Representatives.
i'd literally give my kidney to be the first MtF transsexual to conceive a child and then abort it with a coat hanger
February 15, 2026 at 12:14 AM
i'd literally give my kidney to be the first MtF transsexual to conceive a child and then abort it with a coat hanger
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every three seconds you will take psychic damage when reading who did voices for mewgenics
February 12, 2026 at 6:50 AM
every three seconds you will take psychic damage when reading who did voices for mewgenics
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Edmund McMillen is a stronger age regressor than any of you. Dude's been a Newgrounds teenager since the Clinton administration
February 12, 2026 at 9:43 AM
Edmund McMillen is a stronger age regressor than any of you. Dude's been a Newgrounds teenager since the Clinton administration
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Edmund McMillen might be the only actual Centrist in the whole world
February 12, 2026 at 8:18 AM
Edmund McMillen might be the only actual Centrist in the whole world
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edmund mcmillen is currently unwittingly part of a truman show style experiment where he's locked in a white room with a computer that only has access to 2012 9gag and a pirated copy of macromedia flash so it's actually very rude to make fun of his humor
February 11, 2026 at 8:40 PM
edmund mcmillen is currently unwittingly part of a truman show style experiment where he's locked in a white room with a computer that only has access to 2012 9gag and a pirated copy of macromedia flash so it's actually very rude to make fun of his humor
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my country is such a joke look what they are ruling on dawg
🚨 NEW: The Supreme Court has ruled that oat milk can no longer be called milk
February 11, 2026 at 10:31 PM
my country is such a joke look what they are ruling on dawg
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The only things you need to transition are patience, faith and 250,000 dollars
January 27, 2026 at 3:43 PM
The only things you need to transition are patience, faith and 250,000 dollars
25 minute youtube videos never take 25 minutes to watch. the duration of a 25 minute youtube video is vibes based. sometimes they take like 14 minutes to watch. other times they take like 37 minutes to watch. you know? the actual duration of a 25 minute youtube video is entirely vibes-based
February 11, 2026 at 12:03 PM
25 minute youtube videos never take 25 minutes to watch. the duration of a 25 minute youtube video is vibes based. sometimes they take like 14 minutes to watch. other times they take like 37 minutes to watch. you know? the actual duration of a 25 minute youtube video is entirely vibes-based
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Image related to current happenings
February 10, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Image related to current happenings
what would you do if i could levitate
February 9, 2026 at 4:59 PM
what would you do if i could levitate
been this way for months in the uk 😭
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month
Age verification for all.
buff.ly
February 9, 2026 at 3:01 PM
been this way for months in the uk 😭
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Hey, would you like to sell your baby? I’ve recently had a miscarriage and have been following you on Facebook for a while now. She’s so beautiful and well tbh..she looks more like me anyway. I've already given her a nickname and bought things for her.
January 12, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Hey, would you like to sell your baby? I’ve recently had a miscarriage and have been following you on Facebook for a while now. She’s so beautiful and well tbh..she looks more like me anyway. I've already given her a nickname and bought things for her.
now listen. i hate Starmer. and to see him suffer would be lovely, darling. but isnt it fucking MENTAL that the world leader NOT mentioned in the files might be on his way out while the world leader who IS in them, extensively, seems to be getting away unscathed?
February 9, 2026 at 1:47 PM
now listen. i hate Starmer. and to see him suffer would be lovely, darling. but isnt it fucking MENTAL that the world leader NOT mentioned in the files might be on his way out while the world leader who IS in them, extensively, seems to be getting away unscathed?
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"prohibition in the united states" has this time lapse map that switches from folksy banjo music to ominous industrial sci-fi for the 15 seconds when alcohol was illegal nationwide
February 9, 2026 at 12:13 AM
"prohibition in the united states" has this time lapse map that switches from folksy banjo music to ominous industrial sci-fi for the 15 seconds when alcohol was illegal nationwide
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Mam do you want a throo for the couwrtsch
February 6, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Mam do you want a throo for the couwrtsch
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I heard a loud thump and found this:
February 5, 2026 at 11:37 PM
I heard a loud thump and found this:
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i get so gay off that tequila
February 5, 2026 at 11:00 PM
i get so gay off that tequila
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...no firefox that's definitely not what i fucking meant. huh???
February 6, 2026 at 11:11 AM
...no firefox that's definitely not what i fucking meant. huh???
the kids playing brookhaven on roblox who are roleplaying and just playing pretend are bigger gamers than any adult. they understand games more than any of us. they're above us
February 5, 2026 at 11:44 AM
the kids playing brookhaven on roblox who are roleplaying and just playing pretend are bigger gamers than any adult. they understand games more than any of us. they're above us
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You could not make Austin Powers today. Without including exciting new AI features from microsoft copilot
February 3, 2026 at 11:03 PM
You could not make Austin Powers today. Without including exciting new AI features from microsoft copilot