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Alice Lia Maro
@slimelia.uk
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extraordinarily juvenile and deeply unpleasant | (she/her) | 29 | me blog: https://tilde.town/~slimelia/
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Magazine reading "Friends fear she's drinking CUSTARD again". "drinking CUSTARD" has been crossed out with a red line and "enjoying trains" written underneath.
December 31, 2025 at 10:57 AM
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my final message
A screenshot of my 2026 predictions: James Acaster gets cancelled David Attenborough dies Taylor Swift calls off the wedding Andrew Mountbatten Windsor, private citizen, gets stabbed The Simpsons finally gets axed Ariana Grande comes out as non-binary and everyone starts calling her "Ariana Grandthey" Labour frontbencher commits suicide Elon Musk accidentally reveals that he only has one testicle Cheryl Fergison starts releasing bad music on Spotify Katherine Ryan erroneously receives a letter stating that she's going to be deported back to Canada and Starmer has to issue a public apology RuPaul dementia diagnosis
December 31, 2025 at 10:44 AM
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Merry Chumples my little homos
December 25, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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reviews on this bit are flooding in
Screenshot of a Discord conversation - Ada: ALICE Alice: hii Ada Ada: DIE! Alice: Three sobbing face emojis
December 25, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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YAYYYYY it's #AntennaPodEcho time!!!!!

therapy gecko is number 1 solely because that man releases so many episodes. like multiple a week. the gecko man FLOODS my podcast queue
AntennaPod Echo - My favourite podcasts 2025 1. Therapy Gecko 2. Three Bean Salad Patreon Feed 3. The Trail Went Cold 4. 99% Invisible 5. RTVS Podcasts This year you played 283 hours of episodes from 15 different podcasts
December 10, 2025 at 10:19 AM
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i am, i'm afraid, deeply deeply obsessed with the comment section on this nightcore edit of The Beautiful South (??!)
Screenshot of a YouTube video titled "🙅‍♀️ Nightcore 💍 Beautiful South 👰‍ Don't Marry Her" Three comments on the video, all by Al3ksandrOrlov: "Step on Lego you bastard" "I'm still here, still a hater of this, why did you create this crime? I demand answers" "18 months later, this is still a crime against humanity" Screenshot of YouTube comments. jamielloyd66_robloxplayz64 comments "Love this song". Al3ksandrOrlov replies: "Listen to the original" and "I hope you took my advice and listened to the original, if you didn't then step on a plug socket lad"
December 4, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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didn't get IDed for cold medicine in Aldi
The same baby from the quoted post, but made to look really old in Face App.
November 26, 2025 at 8:27 AM
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people who think they're better in terms of morality and intelligence coz they use bluesky over twitter/x (answers to both)
November 20, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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just got IDed for ibuprofen in Tesco
Yassified baby
November 19, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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context
Screenshot of an r/interestingasfuck post by u/a7kilr: "Cloudflare has a wall full of lava lamps they feed into a camera as a way to generate randomness to create cryptographic keys" Accompanying this title is a photograph of the wall of lava lamps, behind a glass window with the Cloudflare logo on it.
November 18, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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i *love* that you can't check downdetector to see if Cloudflare is down *because* Cloudflare is down
Screenshot that reads: downdetector.com Please unblock challenges.cloudflare.com to proceed.
November 18, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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idk if the context for this helps
Screenshot of Discord messages sent by me. They read: i was watching a video of Victoria Coren Mitchell on WILTY talking about how she couldn't wave to Prince Charles (King but he was Prince back when this was filmed) because she was holding a wounded seagull and Lee Mack made a joke about how she should have held up the seagull and gestured to it and said "don't worry it's not a swan" and i was like oh yeah coz the royals own all the swans and i was like well that's because they eat them so if Victoria was holding a wounded swan Charles would think "oi that's my lunch" and come swallow it whole or bake it into a pie so i was like. wouldnt it be funny if you saw Prince Charles (King but he was Prince then) King Prince Charles and he slurped down the swan like noodles like imagine lady and the tramp but on your own slurping a noodle or spaghet single spaghetti strand just slurping it up but instead swans neck and it's the King doing it Prince at the time i saw king prince charles sucking down a swan like noodles So you can understand.
November 2, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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idk about Chromium browsers but Firefox lets you right-click and copy the email address
A hyperlink that reads "ohh you gotta email us!!" that has been right-clicked. "Copy Email Address" in the context menu has been highlighted.
October 23, 2025 at 8:18 AM
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im so vain like i love myself SO much
A selfie of me.
October 15, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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haircunt
A selfie of me - my hair is wavy and shoulder length. A selfie of me - my hair is wavy and shoulder length.
October 8, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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LET'S FUCKIN GOOOOOO THAT'S MOTHERRRRRRRR
Extreme heart eyes emoji with fingers pointing together Heart eyes emoji with mouth open in awe Heavily photoshopped cat chewing a wire Emoji with massive eyes and text that says "i am LOOKING"
October 1, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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youtu.be/4GApkjw0P8s
Screenshot of the Minute Cryptic page with an arrow pointing to the video link.
September 21, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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MANDELSON SACKED
An edited photo of the September 11 attacks, with Peter Mandelson edited onto the left tower and Keir Starmer edited onto the right.
September 11, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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A photo of the September 11 attacks, with the towers replaced by a stretched Charlie Kirk's face
September 11, 2025 at 8:58 AM
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maybe im not normal .
Screenshot of a discord message sent by me. My discord display name is "fat cunt". The message has 3 heart reacts. Message reads: "when i was a child i used to have nightmares about a cartoon spider in a ufo was floating around my room and it terrified me. also i had nightmares about E.T floating outside my bedroom tapping on my window with his long finger. and i had nightmares of Thistle from Bill and Ben sticking needles in my ears. and nightmares of being trapped in the back of a van with a bulldog that mauled me to death. and i used to have dreams there was a chimp in my backyard and it was gonna kill me"
September 1, 2025 at 10:03 AM
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Foundational. Text.
August 26, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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i'm sorry what the fuck is this notification.
A push notification that reads: SLUP. SCOOP. AAAH. REPEAT. Bow down to a cool summer with a divine Milk...
August 16, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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August 14, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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it opens text in-app :3
A screenshot of the Binary Eye app, with the contents of the large QR code visible. It reads: Version 40 QR Code can contain up to 1852 chars. A QR code (abbreviated from Quick Response code) is a type of matrix barcode (or two-dimensional code) that is designed to be read by smartphones. The code consists of black modules arranged in a square pattern on a white background. The information encoded may be text, a URL, or other data. Created by Toyota subsidiary Denso Wave in 1994, the QR code is one of the most popular types of two-dimensional barcodes. The QR code was designed to allow its contents to be decoded at high speed. The technology has seen frequent use in Japan and South Korea; the United Kingdom is the seventh-largest national consumer of QR codes. Although initially used for tracking parts in vehicle manufacturing, QR codes now are used in a much broader context, including both commercial tracking applications and convenience-oriented applications aimed at mobile phone users (termed mobile tagging). QR codes may be used to display text to the user, to add a vCard contact to the user's device, to open a Uniform Resource Identifier (URI), or to compose an e-mail or text message. Users can generate and print their own QR codes for others to scan and use by visiting one of several paid and free QR code generating sites or apps.
August 6, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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saw the kind and lovely @shoogles.bsky.social yesterday then ate so much food i thought i was gonna die. this is the only photo i took that day
A red wax Labubu-shaped candle.
August 4, 2025 at 2:54 PM