Alice Lia Maro
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Alice Lia Maro
@slimelia.uk
extraordinarily juvenile and deeply unpleasant | (she/her) | 29 | me blog: https://tilde.town/~slimelia/
the only one that came true is Dick Van Dyke survived another year. unless he decides to spite me this evening by dying before midnight
December 31, 2025 at 1:54 PM
December 31, 2025 at 10:57 AM
bald furby would just be a mess of wires and shit but like it FEELS like a bald furby should look like a scrotum
December 31, 2025 at 10:51 AM
IT'S YAY TIME
December 31, 2025 at 10:50 AM
SADIQ DO SUMFING!!!!!!!!
December 31, 2025 at 10:49 AM
the way you're going home on January 6th..... mother is storming the cuntipol, we're stealing the vote and the hoes honeyyyyy
December 27, 2025 at 5:34 PM
YAAAAY!!!!!
December 27, 2025 at 5:10 PM
You're welcome Calcite 🤗
December 25, 2025 at 4:02 PM
reviews on this bit are flooding in
December 25, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Czar storms the Capitol 🤗
December 25, 2025 at 3:19 PM