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Man who thinks 'Hung Like a Horse' means something different than what it actually does
"The prison guards found Jeffrey Epstein in his jail cell, that son of a bitch. Apparently he was hung like a horse."
"The prison guards found Jeffrey Epstein in his jail cell, that son of a bitch. Apparently he was hung like a horse."
August 8, 2024 at 12:04 AM
Man who thinks 'Hung Like a Horse' means something different than what it actually does
"The prison guards found Jeffrey Epstein in his jail cell, that son of a bitch. Apparently he was hung like a horse."
"The prison guards found Jeffrey Epstein in his jail cell, that son of a bitch. Apparently he was hung like a horse."
I get this message like, one out of every ten times I connect my phone to my car and each time I stare at it for 20 seconds before giving up and turning the whole car off and on again. Completely inscrutable.
February 3, 2026 at 8:57 PM
I get this message like, one out of every ten times I connect my phone to my car and each time I stare at it for 20 seconds before giving up and turning the whole car off and on again. Completely inscrutable.
Some cool facts I learned about the greatest boxer of all time Sugar Ray Robinson this week.
1. He got his name the same way Don Draper did.
2. His son became an all-time great roller derby guy.
3. Every youtube highlight reel of him is set to a song by The XX for some reason?
1. He got his name the same way Don Draper did.
2. His son became an all-time great roller derby guy.
3. Every youtube highlight reel of him is set to a song by The XX for some reason?
February 3, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Some cool facts I learned about the greatest boxer of all time Sugar Ray Robinson this week.
1. He got his name the same way Don Draper did.
2. His son became an all-time great roller derby guy.
3. Every youtube highlight reel of him is set to a song by The XX for some reason?
1. He got his name the same way Don Draper did.
2. His son became an all-time great roller derby guy.
3. Every youtube highlight reel of him is set to a song by The XX for some reason?
Internet in 2026: Blood will be spilt, but onto whom's altar? Our foes coalesce in dark corners. Make haste.
Internet in 2007: You can add the Benny Hill Theme Song to ANYTHING and it will basically turn into hijinks.
Internet in 2007: You can add the Benny Hill Theme Song to ANYTHING and it will basically turn into hijinks.
February 3, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Internet in 2026: Blood will be spilt, but onto whom's altar? Our foes coalesce in dark corners. Make haste.
Internet in 2007: You can add the Benny Hill Theme Song to ANYTHING and it will basically turn into hijinks.
Internet in 2007: You can add the Benny Hill Theme Song to ANYTHING and it will basically turn into hijinks.
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There's a new epidemic on the Internet of idiots demanding explanations for very simple jokes, and we as an Internet need to put our foot down. It's undignified for everyone involved and I'm pretty sure it's a symptom of chatGPT usage.
February 1, 2026 at 4:06 PM
There's a new epidemic on the Internet of idiots demanding explanations for very simple jokes, and we as an Internet need to put our foot down. It's undignified for everyone involved and I'm pretty sure it's a symptom of chatGPT usage.
I got so high last night that I forgot I was stoned, and then I spent like 12 minutes drafting a post about the Google image search result for the word "small", which I ultimately did not send out because I was hit by a glimpse of self awareness at the last moment.
February 1, 2026 at 2:52 PM
I got so high last night that I forgot I was stoned, and then I spent like 12 minutes drafting a post about the Google image search result for the word "small", which I ultimately did not send out because I was hit by a glimpse of self awareness at the last moment.
John Marston would have loved Alice in Chains
February 1, 2026 at 2:34 AM
John Marston would have loved Alice in Chains
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lot of ppl in my feed conveniently forgetting how cool it was in 2013 to take a break from cards against humanity and email jeff epstein on a samsung blackjack with 6 dead keys
January 31, 2026 at 10:56 PM
lot of ppl in my feed conveniently forgetting how cool it was in 2013 to take a break from cards against humanity and email jeff epstein on a samsung blackjack with 6 dead keys
Goddammit, we can't have ANYTHING.
January 31, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Goddammit, we can't have ANYTHING.
It's crazy that every day we find out that the only public figure with any aversion at all to pedophilia is Katt Williams.
January 30, 2026 at 10:34 PM
It's crazy that every day we find out that the only public figure with any aversion at all to pedophilia is Katt Williams.
Can't help but suspect that arresting Don Lemon is the dumbest thing you could have done during the moment that the media was possibly about to cool down on their ICE coverage.
January 30, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Can't help but suspect that arresting Don Lemon is the dumbest thing you could have done during the moment that the media was possibly about to cool down on their ICE coverage.
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I think solipsism is real but not for me, I think we're all a product of some other guy's brain-in-a-jar imagination. I'm a shadow inversion of his need for external validation made manifest, he's a racecar driver who just noticed that his childhood pet turtle is sliding on the backseat.
January 29, 2026 at 4:58 AM
I think solipsism is real but not for me, I think we're all a product of some other guy's brain-in-a-jar imagination. I'm a shadow inversion of his need for external validation made manifest, he's a racecar driver who just noticed that his childhood pet turtle is sliding on the backseat.
I think solipsism is real but not for me, I think we're all a product of some other guy's brain-in-a-jar imagination. I'm a shadow inversion of his need for external validation made manifest, he's a racecar driver who just noticed that his childhood pet turtle is sliding on the backseat.
January 29, 2026 at 4:58 AM
I think solipsism is real but not for me, I think we're all a product of some other guy's brain-in-a-jar imagination. I'm a shadow inversion of his need for external validation made manifest, he's a racecar driver who just noticed that his childhood pet turtle is sliding on the backseat.
We're so lucky that ADHD wasn't a big concept yet in the era of unrestrained cigarette ads. A Marlboro helps you focus, the overactive mind loves Newport. Menthol cigarettes to cool down an overheated brain. Psychiatrists love Paul Mall.
January 28, 2026 at 2:27 PM
We're so lucky that ADHD wasn't a big concept yet in the era of unrestrained cigarette ads. A Marlboro helps you focus, the overactive mind loves Newport. Menthol cigarettes to cool down an overheated brain. Psychiatrists love Paul Mall.
Never clicking on this type of thumbnail btw, have some dignity.
January 27, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Never clicking on this type of thumbnail btw, have some dignity.
The happy place that I transport to in a meditative state is a covered pedestrian bridge connecting two high rise buildings. Activates the tree house instinct in my brain. I'm cozy in here, and better than every ground-y down there on the street level, with the pigeons and rats.
January 27, 2026 at 3:40 PM
The happy place that I transport to in a meditative state is a covered pedestrian bridge connecting two high rise buildings. Activates the tree house instinct in my brain. I'm cozy in here, and better than every ground-y down there on the street level, with the pigeons and rats.
The way some boomers get themselves into a panic when they hear about MS-13 is how I react when I learn about a new kind of poisonous mushroom.
Sending it to family members, look out for this. They're called death cap, sick stuff. They say they aren't in Pennsylvania but I wouldn't trust them.
Sending it to family members, look out for this. They're called death cap, sick stuff. They say they aren't in Pennsylvania but I wouldn't trust them.
January 27, 2026 at 5:57 AM
The way some boomers get themselves into a panic when they hear about MS-13 is how I react when I learn about a new kind of poisonous mushroom.
Sending it to family members, look out for this. They're called death cap, sick stuff. They say they aren't in Pennsylvania but I wouldn't trust them.
Sending it to family members, look out for this. They're called death cap, sick stuff. They say they aren't in Pennsylvania but I wouldn't trust them.
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Oh my god oh my god
January 26, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Oh my god oh my god
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have said it before but I’ll say it again: believing in evil in our secular age is a radical proposition. that’s partially why it feels unbelievable to see what you’re seeing. ICE and its enablers are evil, and if you are on the side of the good you have a responsibility to stop them
January 24, 2026 at 7:17 PM
have said it before but I’ll say it again: believing in evil in our secular age is a radical proposition. that’s partially why it feels unbelievable to see what you’re seeing. ICE and its enablers are evil, and if you are on the side of the good you have a responsibility to stop them
Post-9/11 Depictions of the World Trade Center #DreamWikipediaArticle
January 23, 2026 at 4:29 AM
Post-9/11 Depictions of the World Trade Center #DreamWikipediaArticle
The Internet makes everyone talk like an idiot but one peculiarity that's really bothered me lately is how every YouTuber started using the word 'Explained'.
You're not "explaining" every Mario sidekick right now bro, you're describing them. "Toad is a little guy" isn't clearing things up for me.
You're not "explaining" every Mario sidekick right now bro, you're describing them. "Toad is a little guy" isn't clearing things up for me.
January 22, 2026 at 4:13 PM
The Internet makes everyone talk like an idiot but one peculiarity that's really bothered me lately is how every YouTuber started using the word 'Explained'.
You're not "explaining" every Mario sidekick right now bro, you're describing them. "Toad is a little guy" isn't clearing things up for me.
You're not "explaining" every Mario sidekick right now bro, you're describing them. "Toad is a little guy" isn't clearing things up for me.
Fun fact that I just learned that feels like a joke is that Sega responded to 'Mike Tyson's Punch-Out' by making a game called 'Buster Douglas' Knockout Boxing'. Really capitalizing on a very, very brief moment.
January 21, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Fun fact that I just learned that feels like a joke is that Sega responded to 'Mike Tyson's Punch-Out' by making a game called 'Buster Douglas' Knockout Boxing'. Really capitalizing on a very, very brief moment.
Date: Yeah, do you have a favorite movie?
Me: Hmm, yeah uh.. ooh actually sorry let me just run to the men's room, haha.
(3 minutes later)
Me: Sorry about that, anyway yeah, my favorite movie is Shawshank Redemption, then probably The Godfather, The Dark Knight, and the Godfather Part 2.
Me: Hmm, yeah uh.. ooh actually sorry let me just run to the men's room, haha.
(3 minutes later)
Me: Sorry about that, anyway yeah, my favorite movie is Shawshank Redemption, then probably The Godfather, The Dark Knight, and the Godfather Part 2.
January 21, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Date: Yeah, do you have a favorite movie?
Me: Hmm, yeah uh.. ooh actually sorry let me just run to the men's room, haha.
(3 minutes later)
Me: Sorry about that, anyway yeah, my favorite movie is Shawshank Redemption, then probably The Godfather, The Dark Knight, and the Godfather Part 2.
Me: Hmm, yeah uh.. ooh actually sorry let me just run to the men's room, haha.
(3 minutes later)
Me: Sorry about that, anyway yeah, my favorite movie is Shawshank Redemption, then probably The Godfather, The Dark Knight, and the Godfather Part 2.
Scientist in spiritual awakening: "There's a mysticism in the mere fact of existence that we've lost touch with. We have so much to learn from our past."
Guy who just saw an AI generated image of Bart Simpson shooting Charlie Kirk and thought it was from a real episode: "I was just thinking that."
Guy who just saw an AI generated image of Bart Simpson shooting Charlie Kirk and thought it was from a real episode: "I was just thinking that."
January 19, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Scientist in spiritual awakening: "There's a mysticism in the mere fact of existence that we've lost touch with. We have so much to learn from our past."
Guy who just saw an AI generated image of Bart Simpson shooting Charlie Kirk and thought it was from a real episode: "I was just thinking that."
Guy who just saw an AI generated image of Bart Simpson shooting Charlie Kirk and thought it was from a real episode: "I was just thinking that."