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writer @compulsiongames.bsky.social, music critic @thenation.com, playing characters on @funcityventures.bsky.social

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the new moderate position has changed, is what im hearing
January 3, 2026 at 9:28 PM
ah so that’s what gramsci meant about the interregnum
January 3, 2026 at 9:23 PM
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my official erotic gay sports media creator opinion: the gay hockey show doesn’t have enough hockey in it
January 2, 2026 at 9:50 PM
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It’s discussed a bit in the ep but this was one of the more surprising single games I’ve ever played at the table and it was SO fun and weird. Huge shouts to Bij, Jenn and Shan for FULLY committing.
The second episode in our CY_BORG series Sunk City is out this morning! Meet Mo, Yarisa and Doris - analysts for the megacorp Accord Engineering Personnel Systems and Services Dynamics Inc, and, maybe more importantly, quite the Zoneball team.

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January 2, 2026 at 3:00 PM
now that we’re halfway through the decade, i do think the lesson of the 2020s is that some friction is both good and necessary. relentless optimization has clearly made a lot of things about society much worse. my wish for the back half of the ‘20s is that we put that friction back where it belongs
January 1, 2026 at 3:02 PM
happy new year!!! for my first act i made a pipe out of a lime with a screwdriver
January 1, 2026 at 5:09 AM
[haven’t seen heated rivalry yet voice] oh, you mean yaoi on ice?
January 1, 2026 at 3:01 AM
walked into costco and immediately heard the FFVI random encounter battle music start playing
December 31, 2025 at 8:03 PM
oh shit. man can’t survive on wits alone?
December 29, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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Western romantasy has entered its light novel era
December 29, 2025 at 2:43 AM
oulipean game jam idea 👇🏾
Mass Effect style dialogue wheel except the only dialogue options ever offered are "No, yeah, for sure." and "Damn, that's crazy"
December 29, 2025 at 2:20 AM
[posting from 1998] mom they’re doing sexual tai chi in buffy the vampire slayer
December 28, 2025 at 9:03 PM
even in fiction this is the bar
basically you have to give up doing crimes against humanity and spend the rest of your life atoning for them before im even convinced you’re ‘suffering’ from the psychic violence you’re choosing to inflict on yourself
December 28, 2025 at 6:07 PM
zohran mamdani if u reunite the bodega boys u will heal new york
December 28, 2025 at 4:06 AM
ok im not a football guy but why is derrick henry that big. every time he runs the ball i feel like i’m getting pranked by a lineman
December 28, 2025 at 3:09 AM
drinking a vodka sunset at 3:40pm in an ACC themed bar at a north carolina airport
December 27, 2025 at 8:40 PM
new branch on the tech tree unlocked
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:50 PM
you guys are all missing the point with avatar. the real “way of water” is buying a bidet for your home.
December 27, 2025 at 4:25 PM
the past isn’t even past, pt. ∞
December 27, 2025 at 2:04 PM
why’s del toro’s frankenstein look like voldo
December 27, 2025 at 2:07 AM
not to relitigate anything, but: me and some friends published a blog during lockdown with contributors from all over, and while I can’t really look at it anymore it still exists as a monument to how bad things were. it’s an actual history, written before people started trying to score points
This is also why I think New Yorkers have a different view on the pandemic than other people. We remember what March and April 2020 was like, we were the part of the country that got to witness how bad it could be. I remember the field hospital and the trucks full of bodies. I remember the sirens.
December 26, 2025 at 8:30 PM
really excellent dismantling of douthat’s whole project (and perhaps more importantly, one written through a not quite secular lens)
My review of Ross Douthat's BELIEVE is up at @nybooks.com: www.nybooks.com/articles/202...
December 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
*ahem* linda hamilton terminate me
This is how I want people to be posting on Christmas. Do not try to convince Mark Cuban's goofy ass that universal healthcare is right. I want to see pleas for character actors to cleave them in twain with a broadsword. I want people volunteering to get kicked down the Exorcist steps by Alicia Witt.
debi mazar punch me in the stomach for $15 challenge
December 26, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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December 25, 2025 at 9:24 PM
PSA to people who still believe in A Christmas Carol… scientists ACTUALLY found tiny tim’s GRAVE in 1997. seems like your precious “muppets” are lying to you about what’s really going on. it’s embarrassing that y’all continue to believe their propaganda… do better.
December 25, 2025 at 3:05 PM