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haunted writer @compulsiongames.bsky.social, music critic @thenation.com, playing characters on @funcityventures.bsky.social bijanstephen.blog/about
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really excellent piece from amanda on ulta, which is fascinating
For the cover of Businessweek’s December issue, I wrote about the reigning queen of America’s strip malls: Ulta Beauty, the country’s biggest beauty retailer (yes, bigger than Sephora) and quietly one of the more fascinating retailers in the country. Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...
How Beauty Behemoth Ulta Conquered the American Strip Mall
The retailer built an $11 billion business by acting more like Home Depot than like Sephora.
www.bloomberg.com
excellent piece on tolkien, the changing faces of d&d, and the history of ~fantasy racism~. good shit in here
The far right is obsessed with Lord of the Rings and Musk keeps posting about "hobbits" because modern scientific racism owes more to fantasy worlds and gaming systems than genetic science, and they see both as effective mediums for right-wing propaganda www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
Why Elon Musk Needs Dungeons and Dragons to Be Racist
The fantastical roots of “scientific racism”
www.theatlantic.com
anyway i wonder what the odds are that the writers have in fact figured out a workable solution to their charmingly named "corpse problem" and the people in charge just don't like it
ah but it was always a dream. you see bond was the fading dream of an empire that had just realized it too could die
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”

Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:

“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."

radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
happening RIGHT NOW! tune in, if ya dare
The Starfriends Kickstarter ends in 48 hours! We're closing it out with a mini-tournament stream feat. various legends facing off for honor, glory, and a custom Starfriend drawn live during a special Buchla synth set by Nick Sylvester. Join our discord now to save the date: starfriends.online/stream
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A fine day to remember Jim Harbaugh's unique relationship with "The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald" and the remarkable interpretive work that his and other football brains have done on this important text. (This is a gift link; I believe this news must be shared widely.) defector.com/the-edmund-f...
The Edmund Fitzgerald Is Inspiring Jim Harbaugh And Michigan Football To Achieve "Lake Mindset" | Defector
The popular culture of the 1970s is almost impossible to parse in retrospect. The people making the movies and music and television of the era were horny and ambitious and earnest, they were ingesting...
defector.com
i believe they call that "lead generation"
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beer yearns for the koozie.
i think he started it but didn’t finish
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The Starfriends Kickstarter ends in 48 hours! We're closing it out with a mini-tournament stream feat. various legends facing off for honor, glory, and a custom Starfriend drawn live during a special Buchla synth set by Nick Sylvester. Join our discord now to save the date: starfriends.online/stream
if u see an instagram story like from me just keep it pushing. ive drinks
there are custom modes brother
I remember this one! It’s incredible
anyway i was so frustrated by this discourse i wrote a game about it in 2018 bijanstephen.itch.io/a-day-in-the...
lads i think we have a big fucking problem on our hands www.niemanlab.org/2025/11/bias...
France and Germany partnered to make a docs equivalent, not sure if it’s quite up your alley but worth checking out docs.numerique.gouv.fr/home/
Docs
Docs: Your new companion to collaborate on documents efficiently, intuitively, and securely.
docs.numerique.gouv.fr
learned a guy i know is a jeweler and he showed us a custom bracelet that looked somewhat like chrome hearts. on the other hand it also looked a lot like space invaders.

unrelated: now i need a 14k gold bracelet with 5 karats of diamonds that threatens the earth