Naomi Elizabeth
@naomielizabeth.bsky.social
You can’t make me post good on here. Best I can do is bad 🤷♀️
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“Why so serious?”, quipped the Joker, ruefully.
I shot back a skeptical glance. “I’m not serious, and if you were paying attention, you would know that.”
I shot back a skeptical glance. “I’m not serious, and if you were paying attention, you would know that.”
I thought this would be bigger news to everyone…
There are people named the costco guys. You’re welcome for this information
November 22, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I thought this would be bigger news to everyone…
Never tell me if costco guys teamed up with 5 guys. Let me live in darkness ~
November 22, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Never tell me if costco guys teamed up with 5 guys. Let me live in darkness ~
There are people named the costco guys. You’re welcome for this information
November 22, 2025 at 4:12 AM
There are people named the costco guys. You’re welcome for this information
Yes, bells are tolling for thee. In our society we get 500 bells tolling an hour and it’s normal
November 21, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Yes, bells are tolling for thee. In our society we get 500 bells tolling an hour and it’s normal
It used to be, you couldn’t even fit 5 whole guys with all their burgers and fries inside the restaurant. Now, all that’s changed,
November 21, 2025 at 1:32 PM
It used to be, you couldn’t even fit 5 whole guys with all their burgers and fries inside the restaurant. Now, all that’s changed,
Whose bell keeps tolling? Is that for thee
November 20, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Whose bell keeps tolling? Is that for thee
To a petard: Who hoisted you?
November 19, 2025 at 11:37 PM
To a petard: Who hoisted you?
(Take the shot voice): Take the sniff
November 19, 2025 at 11:02 PM
(Take the shot voice): Take the sniff
Do you pardon their dust? Y / N
November 19, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Do you pardon their dust? Y / N
Time to sit back with a cup of water and watch the posts scroll in…
November 19, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Time to sit back with a cup of water and watch the posts scroll in…
🐁 🆗 ♏️🅰️✝️✝️
His name is ♏️🅰️✝️✝️
His name is ♏️🅰️✝️✝️
☪️0️⃣♏️3️⃣ 0️⃣♑️ 🐁
♑️3️⃣❎✝️ 🐁
♑️3️⃣❎✝️ 🐁
November 18, 2025 at 11:13 PM
🐁 🆗 ♏️🅰️✝️✝️
His name is ♏️🅰️✝️✝️
His name is ♏️🅰️✝️✝️
☪️0️⃣♏️3️⃣ 0️⃣♑️ 🐁
♑️3️⃣❎✝️ 🐁
♑️3️⃣❎✝️ 🐁
November 18, 2025 at 10:00 PM
☪️0️⃣♏️3️⃣ 0️⃣♑️ 🐁
♑️3️⃣❎✝️ 🐁
♑️3️⃣❎✝️ 🐁
The farmer is coming from inside the dell
November 18, 2025 at 5:50 PM
The farmer is coming from inside the dell
Now data centers can break the internet. It used to be only weird photoshopped butts could do that
November 18, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Now data centers can break the internet. It used to be only weird photoshopped butts could do that
Q: Can haters of fun infiltrate my Funscape?
A: No. Haters of fun will be asked to leave the Funscape
A: No. Haters of fun will be asked to leave the Funscape
November 17, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Q: Can haters of fun infiltrate my Funscape?
A: No. Haters of fun will be asked to leave the Funscape
A: No. Haters of fun will be asked to leave the Funscape
Remember remember the 1th of the Vember
November 15, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Remember remember the 1th of the Vember
Q: What is it called when the farmer gives weed gummies to his cows?
A: High steaks
A: High steaks
November 15, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Q: What is it called when the farmer gives weed gummies to his cows?
A: High steaks
A: High steaks
All our forefathers spoke softly and carried a big stick. Freak country
November 15, 2025 at 3:54 AM
All our forefathers spoke softly and carried a big stick. Freak country
Yesterday there was a single giant fly in the house. This morning he came in my room, hovered slowly over my cup of juice, and then lowered himself in
November 14, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Yesterday there was a single giant fly in the house. This morning he came in my room, hovered slowly over my cup of juice, and then lowered himself in
The majestic snail
November 11, 2025 at 8:18 PM
The majestic snail
This person’s name is funny to me
November 11, 2025 at 8:10 PM
This person’s name is funny to me
Information overload is awesome
Because you get more information
Because you get more information
November 11, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Information overload is awesome
Because you get more information
Because you get more information
Words to live by
Is is what it's
November 11, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Words to live by
