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Juiceticles
@juiceticles.bsky.social
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Carpenter by day, shadow puppet prodigy by night
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Juiceticles @juiceticles.bsky.social · Nov 5
Bald eagles are just well-dressed vultures.
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potshopboy.bsky.social
One winning scratch off and I'm going to act like I don't know any of you.
November 11, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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gregthemiller.bsky.social
how many jokes do i need to post before the world is fixed
November 11, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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professorkiosk.wtf
how it feels to live in 2025

me: *just covered in bees* this is nice
November 10, 2025 at 9:53 AM
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imwintersmom.bsky.social
im a daytime midweek bowling alley ten.
November 9, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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stonedeva.bsky.social
me, as a therapist: omg samesies
November 11, 2025 at 3:02 PM
juiceticles.bsky.social
Hoping to pay my dues with Kohl's cash.
November 11, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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laboxalaroxa.bsky.social
I laugh, not because I'm happy. I laugh because I've lost my goddamned mind.
November 10, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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ashhull.bsky.social
Like a gargoyle trapped within a white picket fence.
November 11, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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geraldinepiche.bsky.social
Speed dating is when you have to tell Keanu Reeves a little bit about yourself or this bus will explode
November 10, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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francesmeh.reviews
finishing school is a lot less sloppy than it sounds
November 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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misshavishambles.bsky.social
Nopevember
November 11, 2025 at 10:26 AM
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steamymac.bsky.social
I think that’s enough of raw-dogging life, going forward I’m leaning heavily into LSD.
November 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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deeks549.bsky.social
You call it an anxiety disorder, I'd say it's my 6th sense
November 11, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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gorl.gay
finally getting braces for my vagina dentata
November 9, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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ennuidoofen.bsky.social
anyone else need a necklace with a button to push for being in an "i've fallen and can't get up" mental space?
November 9, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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titsmcdick.bsky.social
I’m rehearsing for Thanksgiving by crying hysterically while eating mashed potatoes with my hands.
November 9, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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dly.bsky.social
started from the bottom, now we here (a new bottom)
November 9, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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juiceticles.bsky.social
But i promised I'd smoke chronic til the day that I die your honor
January 10, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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steamymac.bsky.social
I will gladly give you some advice if you’re interested in ruining your life.
November 9, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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misshavishambles.bsky.social
Limbering up for the annual avi change.
November 9, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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geraldinepiche.bsky.social
I dont need a job, mom, I have 11k followers on bluesky
November 9, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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steamymac.bsky.social
Her: Hi.

Me: Make sure, cuz I’m probably gonna ruin your life.
November 7, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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vtbee80.bsky.social
if you’re thinking what i’m thinking you should probably reach out to a mental health specialist
November 8, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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los-los.bsky.social
Salt-N-Pepa Pig
November 9, 2025 at 1:26 AM