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korpisworld
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I like to wear my cowboy hat to the grocery store then stand in front of the canned beans shelf asking passersby which kind they think the other fellas on the cattle drive would like. “You think Bourbon and Brown Sugar?” I ask.
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Tech bros really can't understand why we're hostile to technology that a) is frequently confidently wrong and b) threatens to ruin our already terrible lives
November 24, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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*sits backwards in a chair like a cool kid*

EXECUTIONER: wrong way.
November 24, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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Wake up wake up there are several things to panic about this week get moving
November 24, 2025 at 11:04 AM
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over 18k posts is clearly a sign of a well balanced person and not a desperate cry for help
November 24, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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When you find yourself in bear country always carry a steak to throw at any hungry grizzlies that cross your path so they know how delicious you will be.
November 24, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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I can humbly confirm that I’m just winging it.
November 1, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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When someone asks how I'm doing
October 23, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Monday feels like someone put my ambition in the wood chipper feet-first and said, “Walk it off.”
November 24, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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the girl with the moderate to severe psoriatic arthritis
November 24, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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I'm saving over 300/month on food shopping by just eating whatever comes floating down the creek
November 23, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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ME: please pass the salt, zebra

HER: it's debra
November 23, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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(peering through my blinds) those motherfuckers better not come a wassailing
November 23, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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Can someone make me short links for my bio with new and oldies? Please
November 23, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Physicality means tough like Mentality means smart.
November 24, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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It's dark so that means it's 10pm and I can go to bed.
November 23, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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if i were a tarot card, i’d be “the wifi is out”. a symbol of inconvenience and forced reflection.
November 11, 2025 at 10:57 AM
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I've gone from loving to grab a drink at the bar to loving the grab bar in my bathroom.
November 23, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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There will always be a special place in my heart for my atrioventricular septum.
November 23, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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Some things are better left slurred inaudibly.
November 23, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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is it really a guilty pleasure or were you just raised catholic?
November 23, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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Allow me to recklessly speculate
September 24, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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ive got that deer in me

(the urge to run into traffic)
November 21, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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I feel like a lot more people need to learn the difference between being nice and flirting. If I'm nice to you it's because I'm nice. If I'm flirting, I'm probably humping your leg
November 23, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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a clutter shaming robot that goes around the house taking pics of clutter and sending them to your mom
November 23, 2025 at 7:34 PM