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My boxer dog is so old her back legs have gone out. I have to sneak her treat to her so she doesn’t try to stand up arduously and awkwardly in eager pursuit of it!
She’s such a good girl!
She’s such a good girl!
October 23, 2025 at 11:51 PM
My boxer dog is so old her back legs have gone out. I have to sneak her treat to her so she doesn’t try to stand up arduously and awkwardly in eager pursuit of it!
She’s such a good girl!
She’s such a good girl!
Two 1-6 teams on a Thursday night! Go South State!
This is my life.
This is my life.
October 23, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Two 1-6 teams on a Thursday night! Go South State!
This is my life.
This is my life.
I was reading about Al Pacino and it took me while to realize it was AL Pacino and not ai Pacino. Changed my ENTIRE take on the article.
𝘖𝘩, 𝘈𝘓𝘉𝘌𝘙𝘛 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘥 𝘋𝘪𝘢𝘯𝘦 𝘒𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘰𝘯!
Makes more sense, I guess.
𝘖𝘩, 𝘈𝘓𝘉𝘌𝘙𝘛 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘥 𝘋𝘪𝘢𝘯𝘦 𝘒𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘰𝘯!
Makes more sense, I guess.
October 21, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I was reading about Al Pacino and it took me while to realize it was AL Pacino and not ai Pacino. Changed my ENTIRE take on the article.
𝘖𝘩, 𝘈𝘓𝘉𝘌𝘙𝘛 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘥 𝘋𝘪𝘢𝘯𝘦 𝘒𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘰𝘯!
Makes more sense, I guess.
𝘖𝘩, 𝘈𝘓𝘉𝘌𝘙𝘛 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘥 𝘋𝘪𝘢𝘯𝘦 𝘒𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘰𝘯!
Makes more sense, I guess.
I just read someone quoting Shakespeare on here. It’s happening, guys.
October 10, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I just read someone quoting Shakespeare on here. It’s happening, guys.
What it feels like now waiting for your Amazon package
October 5, 2025 at 1:55 PM
What it feels like now waiting for your Amazon package
[Pick up line in a library]
Her: (whispering) are you a bad boy?
Him: (privately) i’ve got a
Her: (whispering) are you a bad boy?
Him: (privately) i’ve got a
October 3, 2025 at 7:19 PM
[Pick up line in a library]
Her: (whispering) are you a bad boy?
Him: (privately) i’ve got a
Her: (whispering) are you a bad boy?
Him: (privately) i’ve got a
Morrissey just won the 5000 meters!
August 10, 2024 at 6:07 PM
Morrissey just won the 5000 meters!
This is why I don’t work out.
August 1, 2024 at 2:25 PM
This is why I don’t work out.
JUMP! and you’ll have a 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭 advantage!
June 25, 2024 at 3:49 PM
JUMP! and you’ll have a 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭 advantage!
Listening to Iron Maiden’s “For the Greater Good of God” and Ruby’s gospel of Bark this Sunday morning as the Ab Roller in the background remains unused yet again.
(Damn Seagulls)
(Damn Seagulls)
May 19, 2024 at 2:30 PM
Listening to Iron Maiden’s “For the Greater Good of God” and Ruby’s gospel of Bark this Sunday morning as the Ab Roller in the background remains unused yet again.
(Damn Seagulls)
(Damn Seagulls)
At 50, popping pills from a foil pack is my new bubble wrap. Same satisfying pop, but now it comes with a reminder to schedule my colonoscopy.
April 14, 2024 at 2:55 PM
At 50, popping pills from a foil pack is my new bubble wrap. Same satisfying pop, but now it comes with a reminder to schedule my colonoscopy.
I know how you all like sex and cleavage.
So, here’s a haploid cell in the making!
So, here’s a haploid cell in the making!
April 10, 2024 at 9:55 PM
I know how you all like sex and cleavage.
So, here’s a haploid cell in the making!
So, here’s a haploid cell in the making!
This band just aight.
March 16, 2024 at 7:15 PM
This band just aight.
A wooden swan decoy in its natural habitat.
March 16, 2024 at 3:02 PM
A wooden swan decoy in its natural habitat.
3.14159...
This day is a day so fine!
I won't bake,
A mathy cake,
But on some Pi I'll dine!
This day is a day so fine!
I won't bake,
A mathy cake,
But on some Pi I'll dine!
March 14, 2024 at 5:30 PM
3.14159...
This day is a day so fine!
I won't bake,
A mathy cake,
But on some Pi I'll dine!
This day is a day so fine!
I won't bake,
A mathy cake,
But on some Pi I'll dine!
This is how Archimedes calculated the surface area of his pizza.
From pie are round to pi r squared.
From pie are round to pi r squared.
March 14, 2024 at 4:31 PM
This is how Archimedes calculated the surface area of his pizza.
From pie are round to pi r squared.
From pie are round to pi r squared.
It’s ok. His other heightened senses make up for it.
March 12, 2024 at 8:43 PM
It’s ok. His other heightened senses make up for it.
Ladies may Love Cool James, but these girls are fighting for 𝙢𝙮 affection right now.
March 9, 2024 at 2:20 PM
Ladies may Love Cool James, but these girls are fighting for 𝙢𝙮 affection right now.
Roses are red,
Put me to good use.
I am yours and
My
Put me to good use.
I am yours and
My
February 14, 2024 at 12:43 PM
Roses are red,
Put me to good use.
I am yours and
My
Put me to good use.
I am yours and
My
Me, realizing I’m a Bluesky Elder:
February 7, 2024 at 3:15 PM
Me, realizing I’m a Bluesky Elder:
Advertise your account with just one image
February 7, 2024 at 3:10 PM
Advertise your account with just one image
Welcoming new Bluesky users:
February 7, 2024 at 1:58 PM
Welcoming new Bluesky users:
Surprised my coworkers with donuts in the break room this morning.
January 30, 2024 at 3:46 PM
Surprised my coworkers with donuts in the break room this morning.