If you solve these riddles three, you may try one piece of brie.
January 2, 2026 at 2:49 PM
If you solve these riddles three, you may try one piece of brie.
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When a baby is about to be born, someone always has to boil water. It's for the baby's first hot dogs.
June 2, 2025 at 4:33 AM
When a baby is about to be born, someone always has to boil water. It's for the baby's first hot dogs.
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BECOME UNGOVERNABLE
January 1, 2026 at 2:35 PM
BECOME UNGOVERNABLE
If there are no Caucasian animals then explain Animal Crackers.
January 1, 2026 at 7:30 PM
If there are no Caucasian animals then explain Animal Crackers.
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Fuck it I don’t care anymore
January 1, 2026 at 7:01 AM
Fuck it I don’t care anymore
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New Year’s resolutions:
1) Eat healthier
2) Spend more time outdoors
3) Escape from the research facility
1) Eat healthier
2) Spend more time outdoors
3) Escape from the research facility
January 1, 2025 at 3:42 PM
New Year’s resolutions:
1) Eat healthier
2) Spend more time outdoors
3) Escape from the research facility
1) Eat healthier
2) Spend more time outdoors
3) Escape from the research facility
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child custody rap battle
January 10, 2025 at 11:44 PM
child custody rap battle
Whatever, I’ve had fancier feasts.
January 1, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Whatever, I’ve had fancier feasts.
Your honour, I was driving a trailblazer, I was simply blazing a new trail.
JUDGE: you drove through a petting zoo.
JUDGE: you drove through a petting zoo.
December 30, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Your honour, I was driving a trailblazer, I was simply blazing a new trail.
JUDGE: you drove through a petting zoo.
JUDGE: you drove through a petting zoo.
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You should be able to rev your shopping cart at people in the grocery store
December 30, 2025 at 4:44 PM
You should be able to rev your shopping cart at people in the grocery store
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“eating well” lol have you heard of vitamins
December 30, 2025 at 4:01 PM
“eating well” lol have you heard of vitamins
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as the prophecy foretold
December 29, 2025 at 1:56 PM
as the prophecy foretold
Showing my support to the LGTBQ community by switching to homo milk.
December 30, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Showing my support to the LGTBQ community by switching to homo milk.
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Jamiroquai when Jamiro vewwy sad
December 23, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Jamiroquai when Jamiro vewwy sad
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me: don’t mind me, I’m just taking a gander
petting zoo employee: please put the goose down
petting zoo employee: please put the goose down
January 8, 2025 at 12:07 AM
me: don’t mind me, I’m just taking a gander
petting zoo employee: please put the goose down
petting zoo employee: please put the goose down
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Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you don’t know about. Attack them. Now they’re fighting two battles
November 12, 2024 at 12:50 PM
Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you don’t know about. Attack them. Now they’re fighting two battles
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no chatgpt for me, thanks. i will be asking Zoltar
December 20, 2025 at 3:32 PM
no chatgpt for me, thanks. i will be asking Zoltar
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December 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
[minding my p’s and q’s]
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You telling me orcas poop? Whale shiiiiiittttt.
December 24, 2025 at 7:43 PM
You telling me orcas poop? Whale shiiiiiittttt.
I’ll save this for later *puts hotdog behind my ear like a cigarette*
December 22, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I’ll save this for later *puts hotdog behind my ear like a cigarette*
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I smoke weed on my porch to let the other weeds know what I’m capable of
December 21, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I smoke weed on my porch to let the other weeds know what I’m capable of
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Welcome to 60 Minutes. Our top story tonight is Snakes: Nature’s Spaghetti
December 22, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Welcome to 60 Minutes. Our top story tonight is Snakes: Nature’s Spaghetti
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LITTLE LAMB: do you hear what i hear
SHEPHERD BOY: holy shit a talking lamb
SHEPHERD BOY: holy shit a talking lamb
December 22, 2025 at 3:40 PM
LITTLE LAMB: do you hear what i hear
SHEPHERD BOY: holy shit a talking lamb
SHEPHERD BOY: holy shit a talking lamb
As I get older it’s getting harder and harder to shake AC/DC all night long.
December 21, 2025 at 4:24 PM
As I get older it’s getting harder and harder to shake AC/DC all night long.
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December 20, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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