On my way to steal your girl.
September 2, 2025 at 12:24 PM
On my way to steal your girl.
Removing Canada from this ad to make it look racist.
July 16, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Removing Canada from this ad to make it look racist.
Been sucking on this lollipop for an hour and it’s not melting.
July 6, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Been sucking on this lollipop for an hour and it’s not melting.
My kids letting the god damn bugs in the house.
June 26, 2025 at 1:34 AM
My kids letting the god damn bugs in the house.
Exposing your penis is a young man’s game.
May 14, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Exposing your penis is a young man’s game.
Felt cute might delete later.
February 8, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Felt cute might delete later.
When the uber driver lets you sit in the front.
January 29, 2025 at 6:21 PM
When the uber driver lets you sit in the front.
Let your valentine know how much you love them with tiny truck nuts.
January 29, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Let your valentine know how much you love them with tiny truck nuts.
Settle a bet, is this paper, rock or scissors?
May 4, 2024 at 3:46 PM
Settle a bet, is this paper, rock or scissors?
His original is from 2022, I beat him by about a year.
April 14, 2024 at 2:45 PM
His original is from 2022, I beat him by about a year.
Stopped by my favourite store last night, “Fuck Off We’re Closed.”
March 30, 2024 at 5:29 PM
Stopped by my favourite store last night, “Fuck Off We’re Closed.”
Take that, Cercis canadensis.
March 27, 2024 at 8:07 PM
Take that, Cercis canadensis.
Wow that’s an incredible name for a deer.
March 17, 2024 at 3:27 PM
Wow that’s an incredible name for a deer.
When she marries you for your personality and gets half of it in the divorce.
March 4, 2024 at 11:18 PM
When she marries you for your personality and gets half of it in the divorce.
Weird, mine comes out white.
January 22, 2024 at 1:07 PM
Weird, mine comes out white.
My hands look like this so your mom’s hands can look like this.
November 21, 2023 at 7:21 PM
My hands look like this so your mom’s hands can look like this.
When you’re wrong but also kinda right.
November 18, 2023 at 1:54 AM
When you’re wrong but also kinda right.
Same great taste.
November 6, 2023 at 1:50 AM
Same great taste.
Never get high on your own supply.
November 6, 2023 at 1:49 AM
Never get high on your own supply.
Free healthcare in Canada has its limits. For example, we’re only allowed one dick X-ray per year.
October 20, 2023 at 10:00 PM
Free healthcare in Canada has its limits. For example, we’re only allowed one dick X-ray per year.