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BuickMakane 🇧🇲🔥💨
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I used to be PariahSickKid and StuckontheX over on the birb site
I cuss like a sailor
I'm a huge Asshole
I love cheese
I'm a massive autStoner
Elvis is alive and demanding for the Epstein files to be released and published as a book.
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If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
Hamster ball, except I need one for humans.
November 20, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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Funny skyline
Screenshot of serendipity
November 17, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 6:59 AM
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Pretty certain this is my spirit ... Uhmmm thingy.
I don't fuckin know... Harry Bosch was a psycho, who knows what this thing is.
November 13, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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I learned in 2018, and this is from the top Kidney guy at John's Hopkins... One of these in a bottle or glass of water every day reduces kidney stones by 75% n kidney/bladder pain issues by 50%. It works. Kept me out of ER since 2018. I threw kidney stones several times a month. Like 9mm sized.
Small packet of powdered lemon for drinks.
November 12, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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Excuse me

I'm watching all the seasons of this ...

Bc I can
November 11, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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C'mere Matty.
Hugging with concern face
November 10, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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There is absolutely no fucking way that fucking child molester wrote this.
No way a professional child molester knows how to spell, pronounce, or even define the word onerous in a life or death situation much less use it in a sentence. That piece of shit has neurosyphilis and dementia, has congestive heart failure, has had a number of ischemic strokes, has an entire team from Walter Reed holding his broken nasty ass together, for what? Giggles? RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES n let the carcass go. Let him die already, he's ill n rotting in the oval office. They had to tape a sign up so he knows where he is. Jebus fucking chrispy chickens let him die already. Hefty Hitler's Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Ballroom™ is never gonna be finished. He destroyed the East Wing bc both Biden and Obama had hobbies there. No other reason. The basketball court and the Ice Cream parlor. Y'all don't understand how frustrating it is to watch while all of y'all stand around like drugged up morons just being surprised at everything he's doing, when I spent 7 yrs telling y'all in tiny detail what he absolutely planned to do. Also he murdered over half a million ppl with COVID-19. Bc y'all let him.
November 9, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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Share a TV series from the 1960s you love

My choice: Lost in Space
November 9, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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I'm gonna need you to mail me one of these...
November 8, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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Almost looks like a kokopelli on the left side of that moon face.
Kokopelli.
November 6, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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OMG YOU ARE SO NEEDY MATT
No idea what this even is. Don't care cos it'll make Matt squidgy. Squidgy Matt is a fun Matt
November 5, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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November 2, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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I read something recently...
Quote: Some were also keen to point out the huge difference between millionaires and billionaires, with one writing: "My fav way to put it in perspective 1 million seconds = almost 12 days while 1 billion seconds is 31 years."
November 1, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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Oh yeah?
Fisheye emoji that frightens my cat.
October 27, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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Must be nice to have money flowing out your asshole.
A dickcheese @marclobliner bitching about children elderly n disabled getting food stamps bc unlike him they are living hand to mouth. He apparently has enough wealth falling out of his asshole he doesn't understand ppl who pay bills n have nothing left to purchase healthy food instead of dumpster diving n begging on street corners. Why he doesn't give some of his burden of wealth to help others no one knows. Money absolutely corrupts. He's a tiny dick MAGAt.
October 27, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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Since this is making the rounds again... This was taken when I was 10. The day before I was sold. I wish I could warn this little girl.
10 yr old strawberry blonde with green hazel mix eyes hair partially in a pony tail and a dragonfly painted in purple red and gold on her cheek looking utterly flabbergasted at something off screen.
October 25, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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This manbaby thinks he is Tsar Nicholas II

And we all know how the Romanov empire ended.

Does the proposed ballroom remind anyone of the Catherine Palace?
Catherine Palace circa Romanov Empire 1911 Interior of Catherine Palace Chapel. Part of Hefty Hitler's new ballroom will have frescos and ceiling portraits similar to this.
October 25, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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The Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Ballroom ™

It will give Hefty Hitler a stroke.
The Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Ballroom ™
October 25, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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Agreed. Damn. Ok I found this in my emojis n I'm pissing myself laughing
October 24, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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Yeah I do don't I?
October 24, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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I want to get some memorial tattoos. Not memorial like creepy, but bc I survived n they didn't and we were friends during it all. And I miss them. And I still want this as a back tattoo.
Judas Priest Hero Hero album cover of the Mad Viking.
October 23, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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Excuse me you decomposing cosplay human.. My cattle business was so deep in the black in 2024 I was ready to pay up bills well into 2027. Like prepay. And your bullshit caused several thousand head of cattle to be destroyed in 2020 and again in Jan of 2025. If you're short on beef, it's your fault.
This is like opposite day in school. He says the exact polar opposite of what he really causes to happen. Cattle farms are not doing well, in fact... They were all operating in the black until march 2025 when they got low on feed n tariffs started being thrown around and now more than half are in the red. And the rest are sliding right into line behind them.
October 22, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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Share someone who looks stylish wearing the colour brown
The man with no name.
October 22, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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Words.
October 22, 2025 at 1:18 PM