Emma Peel's Ass- Kicking Judo Chop
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Bastard daughter of Queenie and Lord Blackadder. Unintentionally amusing. Inadvertently and wildly inappropriate. Chaotic Neutral. Posh nerd. Looking for my wallet in El Segundo.
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If you'd like a copy of Tiny Moments of Joy, you can get one here:
www.swashbucklerpress.com/tiny-moments...
(All prices on our website, including shipping are in NZD, so will be quite a bit less in USD, Euro and GBP.)
www.swashbucklerpress.com/tiny-moments...
(All prices on our website, including shipping are in NZD, so will be quite a bit less in USD, Euro and GBP.)
Tiny Moments of Joy | Swashbuckler Press
Delightful moments captured from people watching in a small city in Aotearoa New Zealand.
www.swashbucklerpress.com
November 11, 2025 at 4:23 AM
If you'd like a copy of Tiny Moments of Joy, you can get one here:
www.swashbucklerpress.com/tiny-moments...
(All prices on our website, including shipping are in NZD, so will be quite a bit less in USD, Euro and GBP.)
www.swashbucklerpress.com/tiny-moments...
(All prices on our website, including shipping are in NZD, so will be quite a bit less in USD, Euro and GBP.)
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Any typos spotted in this post are very tired potatoes after 48 hours of doing an epic, and often ridiculously funny muppet flail during a book launch. If spotted, they would very much appreciate a cheese toastie for dinner tonight. Maybe with a cold beer on the side.
November 11, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Any typos spotted in this post are very tired potatoes after 48 hours of doing an epic, and often ridiculously funny muppet flail during a book launch. If spotted, they would very much appreciate a cheese toastie for dinner tonight. Maybe with a cold beer on the side.
Happy thread! ☺️
🧵Spotted on a Recent Market Day in Aotearoa New Zealand:
A woman (19?) is studying a stationary display.
She bites her lip, looks at everything from one angle, then another.
Finally, after taking a deep breath, she picks up a pen.
Yes. This is the one for her.
Important decisions take time. (1)
A woman (19?) is studying a stationary display.
She bites her lip, looks at everything from one angle, then another.
Finally, after taking a deep breath, she picks up a pen.
Yes. This is the one for her.
Important decisions take time. (1)
November 11, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Happy thread! ☺️
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When I find a Thai Iced Coffee in this size, it’s fucking all over for fucking everyone.
The amount of iced coffee it takes for me to get through every day of 2025...
November 11, 2025 at 3:26 AM
When I find a Thai Iced Coffee in this size, it’s fucking all over for fucking everyone.
All four, please.
Choose your weapon:
1. cartoonishly large hammer
2. dark fairy dagger
3. monkey ninjas
4. scathing wit & withering insults
1. cartoonishly large hammer
2. dark fairy dagger
3. monkey ninjas
4. scathing wit & withering insults
November 11, 2025 at 4:27 AM
All four, please.
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I may have to retire, because Eric Idle just quoted me with a Monty Python joke. What a strange and beautiful world.
Yellow. No blue.
Traffic update:
If you're heading over the Troll Bridge today, his 3 riddles include questions about goat grooming, historical wigs, and ghost bones.
Good luck!
If you're heading over the Troll Bridge today, his 3 riddles include questions about goat grooming, historical wigs, and ghost bones.
Good luck!
November 11, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I may have to retire, because Eric Idle just quoted me with a Monty Python joke. What a strange and beautiful world.
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Women call your senators and congressional representatives! They are trying to Sneak in NATIONAL ABORTION BAN!!! Stop it now!!!!
November 10, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Women call your senators and congressional representatives! They are trying to Sneak in NATIONAL ABORTION BAN!!! Stop it now!!!!
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“We’re tackling that tech utopian idea of 1950s California, where it was considered progress to convert rivers into concrete canals and computerize the distribution of water, and no one really questioned this.” —Rowan Wernham, director of “Pistachio Wars”
The Museum Donors Accused of Sucking California Dry
Pistachio Wars argues that billionaires Lynda and Stewart Resnick are harming California’s environment as they artwash their damage.
hyperallergic.com
November 11, 2025 at 3:11 AM
“We’re tackling that tech utopian idea of 1950s California, where it was considered progress to convert rivers into concrete canals and computerize the distribution of water, and no one really questioned this.” —Rowan Wernham, director of “Pistachio Wars”
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1,000 year mortgage or GTFO
November 11, 2025 at 1:23 AM
1,000 year mortgage or GTFO
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TAX ALL FUCKING CHURCHES!!!
NEW: A Fort Worth church is offering a $100 online academy that aims to train conservative Christians to run for office.
At the core of the program is the idea that there's no separation between what happens within the church and in the government.
w/ @fortworthreport.bsky.social @texastribune.org
At the core of the program is the idea that there's no separation between what happens within the church and in the government.
w/ @fortworthreport.bsky.social @texastribune.org
“No Separation Between Church and State”: Inside a Texas Church’s Training Academy for Christians Running for Office
A Fort Worth church’s candidate training program is the “next stage” of a religion-driven political movement, which has more latitude now that the IRS has allowed religious leaders to endorse candidat...
www.propublica.org
November 11, 2025 at 1:30 AM
TAX ALL FUCKING CHURCHES!!!
🥂
November 11, 2025 at 3:01 AM
🥂
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Magnificent -- both the shot & the scenery! I'd sit on that mossy rock, stare at those trees, & release all the (political) fury currently corroding my insides.
Separately, the photo is so beautifully evocative of chypres. (RIP. 😭💔)(IYKYK.) #Moss #Nature #EastCoastKin #Landscape #Trees #Photography
Separately, the photo is so beautifully evocative of chypres. (RIP. 😭💔)(IYKYK.) #Moss #Nature #EastCoastKin #Landscape #Trees #Photography
November 11, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Magnificent -- both the shot & the scenery! I'd sit on that mossy rock, stare at those trees, & release all the (political) fury currently corroding my insides.
Separately, the photo is so beautifully evocative of chypres. (RIP. 😭💔)(IYKYK.) #Moss #Nature #EastCoastKin #Landscape #Trees #Photography
Separately, the photo is so beautifully evocative of chypres. (RIP. 😭💔)(IYKYK.) #Moss #Nature #EastCoastKin #Landscape #Trees #Photography
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Traffic update:
If you're heading over the Troll Bridge today, his 3 riddles include questions about goat grooming, historical wigs, and ghost bones.
Good luck!
If you're heading over the Troll Bridge today, his 3 riddles include questions about goat grooming, historical wigs, and ghost bones.
Good luck!
November 11, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Traffic update:
If you're heading over the Troll Bridge today, his 3 riddles include questions about goat grooming, historical wigs, and ghost bones.
Good luck!
If you're heading over the Troll Bridge today, his 3 riddles include questions about goat grooming, historical wigs, and ghost bones.
Good luck!
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A lovely evening in Stormont (possibly the poshest venue I will ever perform in).
Congratulations to Ewen and Rhonda - great poems 😊
Delighted to receive this.
And such a joy to hear the kids reading their poems - the next generation
#poetry
#amwriting
#ulsterscots
Congratulations to Ewen and Rhonda - great poems 😊
Delighted to receive this.
And such a joy to hear the kids reading their poems - the next generation
#poetry
#amwriting
#ulsterscots
November 10, 2025 at 11:07 PM
A lovely evening in Stormont (possibly the poshest venue I will ever perform in).
Congratulations to Ewen and Rhonda - great poems 😊
Delighted to receive this.
And such a joy to hear the kids reading their poems - the next generation
#poetry
#amwriting
#ulsterscots
Congratulations to Ewen and Rhonda - great poems 😊
Delighted to receive this.
And such a joy to hear the kids reading their poems - the next generation
#poetry
#amwriting
#ulsterscots
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Three years of planning, two bribed security guards, and one unlocked warehouse door later, Nancy had finally freed her family from the hellscape that was Kohl’s. After the brief, but intoxicating moment of exultation passed, she was left with just one burning question. Now what?
November 10, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Three years of planning, two bribed security guards, and one unlocked warehouse door later, Nancy had finally freed her family from the hellscape that was Kohl’s. After the brief, but intoxicating moment of exultation passed, she was left with just one burning question. Now what?
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anyway, I just want there to be a thing in the constitution where you can have a vote to make a senator poor for life
November 10, 2025 at 11:50 PM
anyway, I just want there to be a thing in the constitution where you can have a vote to make a senator poor for life
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An all-time great, but he forgot "THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER."
For this, he will have a negative mark, at least in my mind.
For this, he will have a negative mark, at least in my mind.
November 10, 2025 at 11:53 PM
An all-time great, but he forgot "THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER."
For this, he will have a negative mark, at least in my mind.
For this, he will have a negative mark, at least in my mind.
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Driving thru north CT rain today listening to various KatieJane Garside projects, someone I've long believed is one of the most interesting artists alive today. Also listened to @neutron.bsky.social 's fascinating interview with her
www.protonicreversal.com/ep181-katiej...
www.protonicreversal.com/ep181-katiej...
Ep181: KatieJane Garside (Daisy Chainsaw, Liar,Flower, Queen Adreena) – Protonic Reversal: Music Interview/Discussion Podcast
www.protonicreversal.com
November 11, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Driving thru north CT rain today listening to various KatieJane Garside projects, someone I've long believed is one of the most interesting artists alive today. Also listened to @neutron.bsky.social 's fascinating interview with her
www.protonicreversal.com/ep181-katiej...
www.protonicreversal.com/ep181-katiej...
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#tdih 1973
In a real life Fahrenheit 451 scenario, 36 copies of “Slaughterhouse-Five” were burned on order by Drake, ND’s school board. The board never read the book, but proceed anyways. Backlash ensued as the town was compared to Nazism.
Vonnegut’s Dissent:
tinyurl.com/VonnegutCond...
#booksky
In a real life Fahrenheit 451 scenario, 36 copies of “Slaughterhouse-Five” were burned on order by Drake, ND’s school board. The board never read the book, but proceed anyways. Backlash ensued as the town was compared to Nazism.
Vonnegut’s Dissent:
tinyurl.com/VonnegutCond...
#booksky
November 10, 2025 at 8:42 PM
#tdih 1973
In a real life Fahrenheit 451 scenario, 36 copies of “Slaughterhouse-Five” were burned on order by Drake, ND’s school board. The board never read the book, but proceed anyways. Backlash ensued as the town was compared to Nazism.
Vonnegut’s Dissent:
tinyurl.com/VonnegutCond...
#booksky
In a real life Fahrenheit 451 scenario, 36 copies of “Slaughterhouse-Five” were burned on order by Drake, ND’s school board. The board never read the book, but proceed anyways. Backlash ensued as the town was compared to Nazism.
Vonnegut’s Dissent:
tinyurl.com/VonnegutCond...
#booksky
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HER: ... shut up. You had me at hello. You had me at hello...
ME: Actually, when I came in, I said, "Yo, what's shakin' bacon?"
HER: Oh.
ME: Yeah.
HER: So...
ME: I'm just gonna go now.
HER: That would probably be best.
ME: Actually, when I came in, I said, "Yo, what's shakin' bacon?"
HER: Oh.
ME: Yeah.
HER: So...
ME: I'm just gonna go now.
HER: That would probably be best.
November 10, 2025 at 8:21 PM
HER: ... shut up. You had me at hello. You had me at hello...
ME: Actually, when I came in, I said, "Yo, what's shakin' bacon?"
HER: Oh.
ME: Yeah.
HER: So...
ME: I'm just gonna go now.
HER: That would probably be best.
ME: Actually, when I came in, I said, "Yo, what's shakin' bacon?"
HER: Oh.
ME: Yeah.
HER: So...
ME: I'm just gonna go now.
HER: That would probably be best.
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Yes, we are up to bog witch mischief.
@tomsbrown.bsky.social She falls into her bog bed. Peat-pillowed. Moss-blanketed. Cradled by its brown waters. A protection of humic acids, tannins. Heather honey on the tongue of her bitter dreams.
November 10, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Yes, we are up to bog witch mischief.
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Evoking fungi, coral, and botanicals, Megan Bogonovich’s vibrant sculptures poke at the boundary between the natural and the artificial.
www.thisiscolossal.com/2025/11/mega...
www.thisiscolossal.com/2025/11/mega...
November 10, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Evoking fungi, coral, and botanicals, Megan Bogonovich’s vibrant sculptures poke at the boundary between the natural and the artificial.
www.thisiscolossal.com/2025/11/mega...
www.thisiscolossal.com/2025/11/mega...
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