Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun
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Dominus Ominous. Unholy water in the streets, dubious candy in the sheets. Most Holy LAMF.
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Merry Fucking Everything to all you glorious motherfuckers!
Wishing you all the best of everything this Holiday season! Thank you all for being bright lights in the darkness.
~The Fucking Pope (that’s me, bitches)
Wishing you all the best of everything this Holiday season! Thank you all for being bright lights in the darkness.
~The Fucking Pope (that’s me, bitches)
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But like, what if it happens *as the ball is dropping* on New Year’s Eve? Do they continue the broadcast with every single on-air talent absolutely bombed out on apathy while an empire collapses? Do they cut to Stephen Miller in a concrete bunker screaming racial slurs? Does the West Coast explode?
December 30, 2025 at 5:20 AM
But like, what if it happens *as the ball is dropping* on New Year’s Eve? Do they continue the broadcast with every single on-air talent absolutely bombed out on apathy while an empire collapses? Do they cut to Stephen Miller in a concrete bunker screaming racial slurs? Does the West Coast explode?
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"char capitalism isn't a religion" yes it is and most prophets have preached against it
December 30, 2025 at 5:19 AM
"char capitalism isn't a religion" yes it is and most prophets have preached against it
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"but char what if you give money to someone who doesn't deserve it" no such person exists. some have a more pressing need but so long as capitalism remains the prevailing global religion, all of us need it
December 30, 2025 at 5:17 AM
"but char what if you give money to someone who doesn't deserve it" no such person exists. some have a more pressing need but so long as capitalism remains the prevailing global religion, all of us need it
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do you know how much fun it would be for us if we could just spend 30 minutes fully funding every mutual aid request we see on Bluesky
We cannot think of a better use of time or money.
We cannot think of a better use of time or money.
December 30, 2025 at 4:57 AM
do you know how much fun it would be for us if we could just spend 30 minutes fully funding every mutual aid request we see on Bluesky
We cannot think of a better use of time or money.
We cannot think of a better use of time or money.
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if we suddenly had a billion dollars we would feel a moral imperative to bring that down to less than ten million as quickly as possible by simply giving money to people who need it because that's literally the only thing you can do with that kind of wealth if you hope to retain a soul
If you have a billion dollars, you literally have enough money to never have to hear any criticism for the rest of your life. Just because they’re all addicted to going online and getting yelled at isn’t my fucking problem.
The perfect Yglesias post: declaring “billionaires are good, actually,” as if it was some bold, counterintuitive take.
December 30, 2025 at 4:54 AM
if we suddenly had a billion dollars we would feel a moral imperative to bring that down to less than ten million as quickly as possible by simply giving money to people who need it because that's literally the only thing you can do with that kind of wealth if you hope to retain a soul
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Yeah, it worked soooooo great when they laid of all the people who actually knew how it worked 🙄
Also "Elon just has an amazing work ethic" bull.
He was in a manic period, or hopped up on something.
Plus all the fiction about how bad and spoiled the staff were. I hope he enjoys polishing that knob.
Also "Elon just has an amazing work ethic" bull.
He was in a manic period, or hopped up on something.
Plus all the fiction about how bad and spoiled the staff were. I hope he enjoys polishing that knob.
December 30, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Yeah, it worked soooooo great when they laid of all the people who actually knew how it worked 🙄
Also "Elon just has an amazing work ethic" bull.
He was in a manic period, or hopped up on something.
Plus all the fiction about how bad and spoiled the staff were. I hope he enjoys polishing that knob.
Also "Elon just has an amazing work ethic" bull.
He was in a manic period, or hopped up on something.
Plus all the fiction about how bad and spoiled the staff were. I hope he enjoys polishing that knob.
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Calacanis is still desperately trying to convince himself that his rich friends like him because he's cool rather than because he constantly licks their balls. Listen to his last TWiT appearance. Hysterical how terrified he was of criticizing St. Elon.
December 30, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Calacanis is still desperately trying to convince himself that his rich friends like him because he's cool rather than because he constantly licks their balls. Listen to his last TWiT appearance. Hysterical how terrified he was of criticizing St. Elon.
More like Jason Calcifiedanus. Many are saying this.
December 30, 2025 at 5:18 AM
More like Jason Calcifiedanus. Many are saying this.
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Prince & 3RDEYEGIRL - Lets Go Crazy; Manchester, UK
YouTube video by Jan-Willem Bavinck
youtu.be
December 30, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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Oh God.
Trump just called himself a "WARTIME PRESIDENT":
This idiocy doesn't stop.
Trump just called himself a "WARTIME PRESIDENT":
This idiocy doesn't stop.
December 29, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Oh God.
Trump just called himself a "WARTIME PRESIDENT":
This idiocy doesn't stop.
Trump just called himself a "WARTIME PRESIDENT":
This idiocy doesn't stop.
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I want a kombucha bartender to save somebody's life so we can have the headline BOOCH JOCK HERO
December 30, 2025 at 5:06 AM
I want a kombucha bartender to save somebody's life so we can have the headline BOOCH JOCK HERO
The new company will be called…
META-ANUS
META-ANUS
META IS CLOSING DEAL WITH MANUS FOR MORE THAN $2B : WSJ
December 30, 2025 at 5:06 AM
The new company will be called…
META-ANUS
META-ANUS
Circle-jerking the company into oblivion.
MICROSOFT’S NADELLA OVERHAULS LEADERSHIP AS HE PLOTS AI STRATEGY BEYOND OPENAI - FT
December 30, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Circle-jerking the company into oblivion.
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Trump tells supporters in a new fundraising email that if they don’t donate to him within the next hour, Democrats will steal their "tariff rebate checks" and give them to "illegals," that the country is "boiling over," and that only an immediate cash transfer to him can stop total disaster.
December 29, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Trump tells supporters in a new fundraising email that if they don’t donate to him within the next hour, Democrats will steal their "tariff rebate checks" and give them to "illegals," that the country is "boiling over," and that only an immediate cash transfer to him can stop total disaster.
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So others can stay out of the cesspool:
December 30, 2025 at 3:39 AM
So others can stay out of the cesspool:
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every one of these stranger things characters is a few short years away from getting into the spin doctors
December 30, 2025 at 2:25 AM
every one of these stranger things characters is a few short years away from getting into the spin doctors
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Tonight is your last night to see the festive lights and fun Pixar-themed Christmas inflatables in the employee graveyard.
December 30, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Tonight is your last night to see the festive lights and fun Pixar-themed Christmas inflatables in the employee graveyard.
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anyone taught by wurman should ask the university of minnesota law school for a refund
I regret to inform you there’s a new post telling us we’re rubes who’ve missed the obvious & clear meaning of the Const’n for a century.
This is the type of post you make when your goal is to juice engagement from those who want nothing more than to be told their policy goals are const’l commands.
This is the type of post you make when your goal is to juice engagement from those who want nothing more than to be told their policy goals are const’l commands.
December 30, 2025 at 4:26 AM
anyone taught by wurman should ask the university of minnesota law school for a refund
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Just checking in - did you go fuck yourself with your grandma's dick?
December 30, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Just checking in - did you go fuck yourself with your grandma's dick?
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He's gonna try to breast feed it.
December 30, 2025 at 3:52 AM
He's gonna try to breast feed it.
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Trump’s tiny dinky more orange than my pee after beetroot. His supporters? Buncha inbred hillbillies sniffing each other’s asses for voter ID. Me? I’m the woke baby who’ll baptise ya’ll in my holy piss. Die mad.
a woman in a red shirt is laying on a blanket with the date 1998
ALT: a woman in a red shirt is laying on a blanket with the date 1998
media.tenor.com
December 30, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Trump’s tiny dinky more orange than my pee after beetroot. His supporters? Buncha inbred hillbillies sniffing each other’s asses for voter ID. Me? I’m the woke baby who’ll baptise ya’ll in my holy piss. Die mad.
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And Chappell Roan has also proven to be more receptive to feedback and shown willingness to change when receiving new information than most of our political class and media.
A lot of people expect more from Chappell Roan than they do from their own elected officials
December 30, 2025 at 3:16 AM
And Chappell Roan has also proven to be more receptive to feedback and shown willingness to change when receiving new information than most of our political class and media.
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The Thomas Claw Affair
December 30, 2025 at 3:25 AM
The Thomas Claw Affair