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Dominus Ominous. Unholy water in the streets, dubious candy in the sheets. Most Holy LAMF.
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President Trump won’t forget John Fetterman’s vote to end the shutdown on Republican terms. The senator can expect a full pardon the next time he pulls a gun on a black jogger.

by Karoline Leavitt
November 10, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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Really wish I had gotten a better shot of this but holding a phone that says “who else was just ‘following orders’?” up to a riot cop is hard as hell
November 11, 2025 at 6:18 AM
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bruce banner:
November 11, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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Your Dad Drives A 1982 Volvo Estate And Has A "Pussy Wagon" Keyring It's 12:00PM
November 11, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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Joyce Carol Oates should say he can't do backflips off the roof next
November 11, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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👀

Ruh Roh
TOKYO (AP) - Japanese tech giant SoftBank says it has sold all its shares in chip maker Nvidia for $5.8 billion.

$NVDA @apnews.com
November 11, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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"I'm abandoning ship before y'all hit this iceberg."
November 11, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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The situation remains fluid, but our plan is to stay on schedule from here on out. People who receive SNAP benefits should check their cards. If there are funds available, they should use their cards as they normally would.

I'm grateful for the quick work and dedication of our team.
November 11, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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People here receive their benefits on the same date each month, between the 1st and the 20th. So far, we have delivered nearly $115 million, which is where we should be for this point in the month. We have approximately $48.5 million to send out between tomorrow and November 20th.
November 11, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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It is breathtaking that the Trump Administration has fought so hard to keep food from hungry families.

However, here in Washington state, we've caught up on the SNAP benefits that were delayed due to the shutdown. We're now delivering full benefits.
November 11, 2025 at 2:29 AM
WHOOPSIE!!!
META CHIEF AI SCIENTIST YANN LECUN PLANS TO EXIT TO LAUNCH OWN START-UP -FT
November 11, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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Review: “'Unfettered' is also, unintentionally, a rather persuasive argument that Fetterman may lack the fortitude, temperament and commitment to represent Pennsylvania...."
John Fetterman makes a case for himself. It’s not very convincing. www.washingtonpost.com/books/2025/1...
Review | John Fetterman makes a case for himself. It’s not very convincing.
In his memoir ‘Unfettered,’ the senator addresses his depression and other struggles. It doesn’t mitigate concerns about whether he is up for the job.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 11, 2025 at 11:21 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 11:39 AM
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While Joyce Carol Oates is correct now, Elon did once post that he loved The Cure, and members of the band decimated him, so he deleted 😅 He would be met with the same response by anyone who isn’t trash like he is.
November 11, 2025 at 11:35 AM
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I apologize for bringing Ben Shapiro into this 😶
November 11, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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my wife and i saw you from across the bar and were wondering if you always chew your food like that
August 8, 2024 at 8:20 PM
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WE'RE HERE TO MAKE COFFEE METAL

WE WILL MAKE EVERYTHING METAL

BLACKER THAN THE BLACKEST BLACK

TIMES INFINITY
November 11, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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welp time to find a way to rewatch all of this
Reskeet with an iconic fictional band:
November 11, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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Why the pic of Vince Vaughn? What does he have to do with it?
Kim Davis is so angry that the Supreme Court failed to uphold her deeply held religious belief that "marriage is sacred," she's threatening to get three MORE divorces.
November 11, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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November 10, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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The Muppets Dr. Manhattan (1986)
September 24, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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September 25, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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ok, this is taking the lollipop guild thing into unguided territory 😶
November 11, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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this guy spends all day name searching elvis on here and posts about it almost 10K times but he admits he doesnt know shit about real elvis history. #shame
November 11, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 3:56 AM