Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun
@caffeineandhate.bsky.social
Dominus Ominous. Unholy water in the streets, dubious candy in the sheets. Most Holy LAMF.
Pinned
Merry Fucking Everything to all you glorious motherfuckers!
Wishing you all the best of everything this Holiday season! Thank you all for being bright lights in the darkness.
~The Fucking Pope (that’s me, bitches)
Wishing you all the best of everything this Holiday season! Thank you all for being bright lights in the darkness.
~The Fucking Pope (that’s me, bitches)
In about a generation, Disney’s gonna purchase what’s left of Florida. Book it
Apparently Ron DeSantis wants to eliminate property taxes. If Floridians aren't already the dumbest people in the country, they soon will be with no funding for public education.
They really do want to keep us poor and stupid.
They really do want to keep us poor and stupid.
February 15, 2026 at 6:15 AM
In about a generation, Disney’s gonna purchase what’s left of Florida. Book it
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This is a cilantro free BUTTHOLE skeet
butts
February 15, 2026 at 6:09 AM
This is a cilantro free BUTTHOLE skeet
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Okay which one of you weirdos saved this?!?
Thinking about learning how to knit so I can start an Etsy account that features knitted merkins called PseudoPubes
February 15, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Okay which one of you weirdos saved this?!?
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Top to bottom, an incredible image
February 15, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Top to bottom, an incredible image
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Who up Nightdreamin they Midsummers?
Who up Taming they Shrew?
Who up twistin’ they Oliver?
February 15, 2026 at 6:09 AM
Who up Nightdreamin they Midsummers?
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religion founded by a pedophile really feeling itself in the Epstein era? It's more likely than you think!
February 15, 2026 at 6:07 AM
religion founded by a pedophile really feeling itself in the Epstein era? It's more likely than you think!
Mormon Moment? Is that a euphemism for a TIA or a mini-stroke?
America is in the middle of a second Mormon Moment. For our Cover Story, Bridget Read reports on how the women of Utah blogged and posted their way into our hearts and wallets. tinyurl.com/484awp7j
February 15, 2026 at 6:07 AM
Mormon Moment? Is that a euphemism for a TIA or a mini-stroke?
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the LDS Church did not allow black priests, opposed interracial marriage, supported racial segregation in its communities and church schools & taught that righteous Black people would be made white after death until 1978
unsurprising they're making a big PR push during the Nazi revival
unsurprising they're making a big PR push during the Nazi revival
America is in the middle of a second Mormon Moment. For our Cover Story, Bridget Read reports on how the women of Utah blogged and posted their way into our hearts and wallets. tinyurl.com/484awp7j
February 15, 2026 at 6:06 AM
the LDS Church did not allow black priests, opposed interracial marriage, supported racial segregation in its communities and church schools & taught that righteous Black people would be made white after death until 1978
unsurprising they're making a big PR push during the Nazi revival
unsurprising they're making a big PR push during the Nazi revival
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Does anyone have good luck with choosing to dream about certain subjects? If so, how do you do it?
February 15, 2026 at 5:57 AM
Does anyone have good luck with choosing to dream about certain subjects? If so, how do you do it?
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Roses are red
Time to find girls
Where’d my nuts go…
Time to find girls
Where’d my nuts go…
I think I hate squirrels.
February 14, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Roses are red
Time to find girls
Where’d my nuts go…
Time to find girls
Where’d my nuts go…
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Are they cooking baby Yodas?
February 15, 2026 at 5:32 AM
Are they cooking baby Yodas?
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Who up Leafing they House?
Who up Taming they Shrew?
Who up twistin’ they Oliver?
February 15, 2026 at 5:34 AM
Who up Leafing they House?
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Who up mackin' they Beth?
Who up Taming they Shrew?
Who up twistin’ they Oliver?
February 15, 2026 at 5:40 AM
Who up mackin' they Beth?
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Welfare check on @darthbluesky.bsky.social as soon as he leaves hibernation
Nearly 650,000 pounds of tater tots recalled due to plastic contamination: FDA
Nearly 650,000 pounds of tater tots recalled due to plastic contamination: FDA
Federal health officials are expanding a recall for tater tot products distributed in more than two dozen U.S. states because they may be contaminated with pieces of hard plastic.
www.wkrn.com
February 15, 2026 at 5:25 AM
Welfare check on @darthbluesky.bsky.social as soon as he leaves hibernation
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Call me if you want to house my bleak
Who up Greating they Expectations
Who up wuthering they heights
February 15, 2026 at 5:13 AM
Call me if you want to house my bleak
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Come on, now. Be for real.
February 15, 2026 at 5:25 AM
Come on, now. Be for real.
Who up Taming they Shrew?
Who up twistin’ they Oliver?
Who up Greating they Expectations
February 15, 2026 at 5:24 AM
Who up Taming they Shrew?
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hibernate they are inactive, like dead to the world. But they're not! In torpor the sleep a lot, shuffle around, act all cozy, but they still get up and leave their den to shit in the woods (like the Pope!). They can also even eat still, snack and forage. Even hunt! They're just sleepy that's all.
February 15, 2026 at 3:08 AM
hibernate they are inactive, like dead to the world. But they're not! In torpor the sleep a lot, shuffle around, act all cozy, but they still get up and leave their den to shit in the woods (like the Pope!). They can also even eat still, snack and forage. Even hunt! They're just sleepy that's all.
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Niles and Maris Crane (photo not found).
Happy Valentine’s Day! What’s your favorite sitcom romance?
February 15, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Niles and Maris Crane (photo not found).
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Jerking off with my
February 15, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Jerking off with my
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This is the level of discourse I’m prepared to engage in today
September 19, 2023 at 6:37 PM
This is the level of discourse I’m prepared to engage in today
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hmm this one's a thinker, we're gonna need a sample of like 5-10 of each so we can think on it,
February 15, 2026 at 3:36 AM
hmm this one's a thinker, we're gonna need a sample of like 5-10 of each so we can think on it,