Dr. Bourbonstein Ph. D
@drbourbonstein.bsky.social
Chicago ex-pat.
Waukegan hype-man.
Amateur mocktail maker.
Aspiring horologist.
Lawn Guy™.
Ravioli (the crested gecko) wrangler.
He/Him - Bro/Dude/Guy
Waukegan hype-man.
Amateur mocktail maker.
Aspiring horologist.
Lawn Guy™.
Ravioli (the crested gecko) wrangler.
He/Him - Bro/Dude/Guy
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A friend’s kid is away at college, where they’re having a Pet President election soon. The current favorite appears to be a lizard named SCOOTER JONQUANTAVIUS III
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February 19, 2026 at 12:51 AM
A friend’s kid is away at college, where they’re having a Pet President election soon. The current favorite appears to be a lizard named SCOOTER JONQUANTAVIUS III
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Ho-lee Shit. This is phenomenally good news. Department of Education rolls back— for now— its attempts to destroy Diversity, Equity, Inclusion, and Accessibility initiatives. Keep an eye on them, of course, and watch for the hidden knife, always, but for now: Fantastic news.
February 18, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Ho-lee Shit. This is phenomenally good news. Department of Education rolls back— for now— its attempts to destroy Diversity, Equity, Inclusion, and Accessibility initiatives. Keep an eye on them, of course, and watch for the hidden knife, always, but for now: Fantastic news.
Bogus. RIP a legend.
February 18, 2026 at 9:47 AM
Bogus. RIP a legend.
Thread for the ages.
what if i told you, through the power of forensic analysis, we are closer than ever to knowing the exact Far Side cartoon that is making Sting smile in this iconic photo. 🧵 👇
February 18, 2026 at 4:44 AM
Thread for the ages.
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using my newly-developed video editing powers for good
February 18, 2026 at 4:09 AM
using my newly-developed video editing powers for good
Can someone add an animated buffering logo to this cat's forehead?
Please and thank you.
Please and thank you.
February 18, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Can someone add an animated buffering logo to this cat's forehead?
Please and thank you.
Please and thank you.
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If you have thoughts on helping cats recover from chemotherapy doses, let me know. No nausea or loose poops but some of our numbers dipped a bit low.
February 18, 2026 at 12:22 AM
If you have thoughts on helping cats recover from chemotherapy doses, let me know. No nausea or loose poops but some of our numbers dipped a bit low.
Cool, water main work at my job. We have no running water.
February 18, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Cool, water main work at my job. We have no running water.
Who?
The electronic music group Rüfüs Du Sol will play Wrigley Field this summer, according to a Tuesday announcement.
Lolla headliner Rüfüs Du Sol will play Wrigley Field this summer
Tickets for the June 12 concert in Chicago go on sale later this month.
trib.al
February 18, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Who?
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The problem with Tubi is that you're prepping for an interview and you say to yourself, "Well, there's no way that this movie could *possibly* be on there," and then the next thing you know you're watching Thomas Dolby in ROCKULA, which can't possibly end well.
tubitv.com/movies/56019...
tubitv.com/movies/56019...
Rockula (1990)
Musical comedy about a 300-year-old vampire who meets his reincarnated lover from the 14th century and has to consummate their union before Halloween.
tubitv.com
February 17, 2026 at 11:03 PM
The problem with Tubi is that you're prepping for an interview and you say to yourself, "Well, there's no way that this movie could *possibly* be on there," and then the next thing you know you're watching Thomas Dolby in ROCKULA, which can't possibly end well.
tubitv.com/movies/56019...
tubitv.com/movies/56019...
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This is one of the best speeches in 20th century American politics. RIP
February 17, 2026 at 3:53 PM
This is one of the best speeches in 20th century American politics. RIP
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This is absolutely heroic tbh, incredible work, succinct & precise
Swiss Olympic bobsled commentator broke a century of neutrality and spent the entire run of the Israeli bobsled team recounting all the pro-genocide remarks and social media posts by Adam Edelman, one of the apartheid state athletes.
Absolute legend. More of this in sports please!
Absolute legend. More of this in sports please!
February 17, 2026 at 8:36 PM
This is absolutely heroic tbh, incredible work, succinct & precise
This is a steal.
February 17, 2026 at 8:46 PM
This is a steal.
Loaf in action.
February 16, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Loaf in action.
And I hope that amount is insufficient enough for [redacted].
“.. using millions of dollars from the former U.S. foreign aid agency to pay for the security detail of Russell Vought ..”
@reuters.com
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@reuters.com
www.reuters.com/world/us/whi...
February 16, 2026 at 8:35 PM
And I hope that amount is insufficient enough for [redacted].
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‘Maybe Hot Dog Will Make Wife Feel Better,’ Thinks Husband No Closer To Fixing Things https://theonion.com/maybe-hot-dog-will-make-wife-feel-better-thinks-husband-no-closer-to-fixing-things/
February 16, 2026 at 8:00 PM
‘Maybe Hot Dog Will Make Wife Feel Better,’ Thinks Husband No Closer To Fixing Things https://theonion.com/maybe-hot-dog-will-make-wife-feel-better-thinks-husband-no-closer-to-fixing-things/
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Flavor Flav Tries Skeleton
how can you not love the Olympics
how can you not love the Olympics
Yes,,, your boy has taken a ride in the 4 man bobsled,,, but im an adrenaline junkie and needed to try skeleton. And now I’ve officially joined the team and am gonna try to start competing.
66 years old going 66 mph.
66 years old going 66 mph.
February 16, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Flavor Flav Tries Skeleton
how can you not love the Olympics
how can you not love the Olympics
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WHAT FUCKING BREAK? WHAT IS THIS “AGAIN” YOU SPEAK OF?
February 16, 2026 at 5:09 PM
WHAT FUCKING BREAK? WHAT IS THIS “AGAIN” YOU SPEAK OF?
Post an image you can hear:
February 16, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Post an image you can hear:
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The 2024 LP edition of my 1992 collaboration with Belgium's vidnaObmana blacktapeforabluegirl.bandcamp.com/album/terrace-of-memories-2024-remaster
Terrace Of Memories - A one off side project from Sam of black tape for a blue girl, a deeply quiet ambient work, more atmosphere than music. The remaster gives it a deeper sound. (1992, Projekt/2023 remaster)
February 16, 2026 at 3:27 AM
The 2024 LP edition of my 1992 collaboration with Belgium's vidnaObmana blacktapeforabluegirl.bandcamp.com/album/terrace-of-memories-2024-remaster
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can you imagine how disappointed you’d be if you knew nothing about this book and only picked it up for this particular cover
February 14, 2026 at 8:23 AM
can you imagine how disappointed you’d be if you knew nothing about this book and only picked it up for this particular cover
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none of our billionaires do cool shit like this. they just get pedophiles to hook them up with adderall so they can get better at bridge
Just saw that Xing Zhilei, the Chinese DIY influencer, posted an update on his self-built cat town which went viral last year.
youtu.be/i1savUPr-yU
youtu.be/i1savUPr-yU
February 15, 2026 at 9:20 PM
none of our billionaires do cool shit like this. they just get pedophiles to hook them up with adderall so they can get better at bridge