Dr. Bourbonstein Ph. D
@drbourbonstein.bsky.social
Chicago ex-pat.
Waukegan hype-man.
Amateur mocktail maker.
Aspiring horologist.
Lawn Guy™.
Ravioli (the crested gecko) wrangler.
He/Him - Bro/Dude/Guy
Waukegan hype-man.
Amateur mocktail maker.
Aspiring horologist.
Lawn Guy™.
Ravioli (the crested gecko) wrangler.
He/Him - Bro/Dude/Guy
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity:
January 6, 2026 at 8:05 AM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity:
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fuck me the noise i just made
Damn, Stranger Things went on for so long Millie Bobby Brown is now officially too old for Drake to be interested in her
January 6, 2026 at 7:57 AM
fuck me the noise i just made
Hey y'all, fun zoo fact:
The Henry Vilas Zoo in Madison, WI has a giraffe house. The house was shaped like a giraffe's head.
The Henry Vilas Zoo in Madison, WI has a giraffe house. The house was shaped like a giraffe's head.
January 6, 2026 at 7:55 AM
Hey y'all, fun zoo fact:
The Henry Vilas Zoo in Madison, WI has a giraffe house. The house was shaped like a giraffe's head.
The Henry Vilas Zoo in Madison, WI has a giraffe house. The house was shaped like a giraffe's head.
Not for nothing, but I will never forgive Oprah for thrusting so many grifting fuck-bags into the mainstream.
January 6, 2026 at 6:09 AM
Not for nothing, but I will never forgive Oprah for thrusting so many grifting fuck-bags into the mainstream.
Anyone know of there's a way to see if a property is being used as a short term rental? If it's not listed on like Airbnb, but is maybe on something else?
January 6, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Anyone know of there's a way to see if a property is being used as a short term rental? If it's not listed on like Airbnb, but is maybe on something else?
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"GenAI is the futu--
January 6, 2026 at 3:31 AM
"GenAI is the futu--
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The bootlicking will not save you.
The bootlicking will never save you.
And a lot of people are going to remember your cowardice and your cruelty long after Trump is gone.
All because you find it easier to bend the knee than to say this loud and clear for Trump and his supporters to hear:
The bootlicking will never save you.
And a lot of people are going to remember your cowardice and your cruelty long after Trump is gone.
All because you find it easier to bend the knee than to say this loud and clear for Trump and his supporters to hear:
January 6, 2026 at 2:51 AM
The bootlicking will not save you.
The bootlicking will never save you.
And a lot of people are going to remember your cowardice and your cruelty long after Trump is gone.
All because you find it easier to bend the knee than to say this loud and clear for Trump and his supporters to hear:
The bootlicking will never save you.
And a lot of people are going to remember your cowardice and your cruelty long after Trump is gone.
All because you find it easier to bend the knee than to say this loud and clear for Trump and his supporters to hear:
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Chicagoans: Infamous serial harasser and weirdo Sherri Bourdage appears to have joined BlueSky under the dead name of a trans neighbor she dislikes: @timothyyelvington.bsky.social
She has been added to the list, if you’re not using it consider just blocking proactively.
bsky.app/profile/did:...
She has been added to the list, if you’re not using it consider just blocking proactively.
bsky.app/profile/did:...
January 6, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Chicagoans: Infamous serial harasser and weirdo Sherri Bourdage appears to have joined BlueSky under the dead name of a trans neighbor she dislikes: @timothyyelvington.bsky.social
She has been added to the list, if you’re not using it consider just blocking proactively.
bsky.app/profile/did:...
She has been added to the list, if you’re not using it consider just blocking proactively.
bsky.app/profile/did:...
There's a joke here, I'm sure of it. Maybe something, something, Ben Shapiro's Wife.
January 6, 2026 at 1:44 AM
There's a joke here, I'm sure of it. Maybe something, something, Ben Shapiro's Wife.
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we've got some ICE shit going down in our little town today and it took like three minutes for a convoy of wine moms to start chasing them around town. normies hate this shit and are putting in the work
January 5, 2026 at 8:44 PM
we've got some ICE shit going down in our little town today and it took like three minutes for a convoy of wine moms to start chasing them around town. normies hate this shit and are putting in the work
Would you like to see the 6.09lb baby?
January 5, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Would you like to see the 6.09lb baby?
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we need more allies doing stuff like this instead of sharing screenshots of content by white supremacists
A hacker known as Martha Root broke in and deleted three white supremacists websites at the end of a talk during the annual hacker conference Chaos Communication Congress in Germany.
Hacktivist deletes white supremacist websites live on stage during hacker conference | TechCrunch
A hacker known as Martha Root broke in and deleted three white supremacists websites at the end of a talk during the annual hacker conference Chaos Communication Congress in Germany.
techcrunch.com
January 5, 2026 at 7:09 PM
we need more allies doing stuff like this instead of sharing screenshots of content by white supremacists
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what a time to be alive
January 5, 2026 at 7:46 PM
what a time to be alive
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Headed back to work after the holidays
January 5, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Headed back to work after the holidays
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Telling oil companies before you tell congress and the press lmao can you make it more obvious what this is about
Reporter: Did you speak with the oil companies before the operation? Did you tip them off?
Trump: Before and after. They want to go in and they’re going to do a great job.
Trump: Before and after. They want to go in and they’re going to do a great job.
January 5, 2026 at 6:19 AM
Telling oil companies before you tell congress and the press lmao can you make it more obvious what this is about
Fuckin' Bears.
January 5, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Fuckin' Bears.
Itd be nice to have a bears game that wasn't a nail-biter.
You know. As a treat.
You know. As a treat.
January 5, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Itd be nice to have a bears game that wasn't a nail-biter.
You know. As a treat.
You know. As a treat.
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I can't post on here what I just said aloud, seeing this
We must focus on lowering costs for the American people, not starting new wars on a whim with no tangible strategy.
January 4, 2026 at 11:23 PM
I can't post on here what I just said aloud, seeing this
I cannot wait for all these fucks to be put into a gulag with no windows for the rest of their days after all they've wrought this year.
The Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services (CMS), run by Oz and his boss, RFK Jr., will no longer require physicians to report vaccination rates.
Instead, they plan to start having doctors report if they’ve discussed “alternative” vaccine schedules.
Instead, they plan to start having doctors report if they’ve discussed “alternative” vaccine schedules.
CMS to stop requiring states to report childhood vaccination levels
www.cidrap.umn.edu
January 4, 2026 at 11:27 PM
I cannot wait for all these fucks to be put into a gulag with no windows for the rest of their days after all they've wrought this year.
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I cannot guarantee that my new shirt design will bring you absolute inner peace and serenity and unlimited prosperity but I wouldn't want to risk missing the chance at gaining inner peace and serenity and unlimited prosperity if I was you have access to it
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January 2, 2026 at 9:04 PM
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Colombian President Petro commenting on the US;
“A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy. To keep Epstein's list from coming out, they send warships to kill fishermen & threaten our neighbor with invasion for their oil."
“A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy. To keep Epstein's list from coming out, they send warships to kill fishermen & threaten our neighbor with invasion for their oil."
January 4, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Colombian President Petro commenting on the US;
“A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy. To keep Epstein's list from coming out, they send warships to kill fishermen & threaten our neighbor with invasion for their oil."
“A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy. To keep Epstein's list from coming out, they send warships to kill fishermen & threaten our neighbor with invasion for their oil."