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PUMPKIN SPICE SLUGGO
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Texas, yall. Discordian pope, certified god-botherer, cannabis connoisseur, journeyman gunsmith, Always Armed Anarchist. Hello again for the first time. #SLUGGO2028
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Long story short? It’s time for me to change industries. The Feds and the state of Texas keep vaping and THC in absolute chaos. And so, I bend to the will of society. I’ll go where there’s less regulation, more stability. I’ll be a gunsmith. youtube.com/shorts/LZAvT...
Hi Internet, it’s me. Saint Sluggo.
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Vote Blue No Matter Who was always a lie told to keep progressives in line. Shitlibs will not vote for progressives because they hate progressives more than they hate Nazis.
Chuck Schumer has refused to endorse Zohran Mamdani, and now refuses to even say he’ll vote for him as Mayor. Just a breathtaking new level of cowardice.

Won’t someone please primary this spineless failure of a leader?
November 2, 2025 at 7:18 AM
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“FUCK AI” is turning into a movement.

After his Frankenstein Q&A at the Chinese Theater, Guillermo del Toro asked the audience to scream “FUCK AI.”
November 1, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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Remarkable Naxi collaboration, the modern day IBM:

"According to the Guardian, the agreement with Israel is exceptional in that "the companies cannot suspend or revoke Israel's access to their technology if it acts in a way that violates the terms of use"

And this is such a dumb system lmao:
November 1, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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can't believe outlets are running moral-panic headlines again based on flimsy anecdata from the *same* trade group (the national retailer federation) and sponsored by the *same* anti-theft company (sensormatic) that had to retract this *same* "study" just two years ago for being bogus.
Retailers Dealing With Increasing Levels of Theft and Violence
Report emphasizes importance of preventive measures, coordination with law enforcement
progressivegrocer.com
November 1, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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Once a baseball game gets to the 13th inning it's like Balatro runs that go off the rails. No one knows what anything means anymore. The score has an e in it
November 2, 2025 at 4:05 AM
“Gender Icon “Weird” Al Yankovic” is not something that ever occurred to me before but is obvious once you do think of it.
The results are in: the following entries have all miraculously tied for first place in the contest for Best Halloween Costume of 2025!
November 2, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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The results are in: the following entries have all miraculously tied for first place in the contest for Best Halloween Costume of 2025!
November 2, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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It’s his day.
November 1, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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While many of you are likely yelling "GO BLUE JAYS" or "GO DODGERS!" I'm yelling "GO ROBERT MUELLER and the rule of law!"
November 2, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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Good night !
November 1, 2025 at 5:56 AM
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what’s the etsy page for the witches
November 2, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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it’s still wagon wednesday so ima repost this amazing pic of my juicy ass and ur gonna send me your fucking money

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💸 links are in my bio
February 22, 2024 at 6:47 AM
Says a lot about the patience and grace of your average American that it wasn’t firebombed.
November 2, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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I think this is the truest baseball tweet for me
October 6, 2024 at 2:24 AM
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November 2, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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My favorite way to watch sports is thru posts
November 2, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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November 2, 2025 at 3:44 AM
In extra innings they should bring back batters specifically that have homered off these pitchers before.
when its game 7 of the world series you should be able to bring in players from teams you eliminated along the way like when the finals of hell's kitchen brings back members of the final 8 eliminated
November 2, 2025 at 3:47 AM
We call this period of my life “my 20s” even though a lot of it was in my 30s shut up who are you the powder police? Or the regular police?
November 2, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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I blame drake
November 2, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Oh man once I have an LLC I can give my cats jobs. And I’ll talk to my accountant about giving them salaries, for tax purposes.
Quality control cat.

📸 tuuuckerr
November 2, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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Quality control cat.

📸 tuuuckerr
November 2, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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November 2, 2025 at 3:32 AM