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PUMPKIN SPICE SLUGGO
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Texas, yall. Discordian pope, certified god-botherer, cannabis connoisseur, journeyman gunsmith, Always Armed Anarchist. Hello again for the first time. #SLUGGO2028
Oh shit they put Wednesday in Call of Duty
November 14, 2025 at 7:56 PM
PART TWO!

PROF & REDMAN!

If you tryna party then we got a concord
All them lames over there, they are done for
Turn this shit to a freaknik of some sort
It's gon' be some work, you should pack a lunch for it
November 14, 2025 at 5:11 PM
FRIDAY REVENGE OF THE SLUGGO VIBE CHECK MOTHERFUCKERS!

PETE AND BAS!
BISH BASH BOSH!

CHUCK HIM IN A ZIP LOCK
CHUCK HIM IN A VAN
NOW HE’LL BE FOREVER YOUNG
FUCKIN PETER PAN
PUT HIM ON A T SHIRT
PUT HIM ON THE GRAM
LET HIM KNOW YOU LOVE HIM
WHILE HE’S LYIN IN THE GROUND
November 14, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I understand a lot of people are hurting and need help, many moreso than me. I’m trying to stave off that kind of disaster. It comes faster every day.
I got $150 last month.
I got $35 the month before.
It doesn’t justify itself. I can’t spend time here like this digging a dry well.
November 14, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I dunno if he’s right or wrong all I know is if there’s a headline that’s gonna get me less interested than “here’s what Joe Budden thinks” as if that’s fucking news he has a whole show about it, it’s “here’s what Joe Budden’s podcaster friend thinks”, as though I couldn’t get that the same place.
November 14, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Since I’m back now I want everyone on Bluesky to know that everything I did this year, EVERYTHING I DID, I did with broken glasses that were wildly the wrong prescription & cataracts I didn’t know about.

I finally got my eyes seen to. There’s gonna be some new lewks. And I’m a lot more dangerous.
November 13, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Hey y’all remember how I kept saying every single day for months that the government on a state and federal level was trashing my job and business? Yeah they just killed like 60% of what I had left, maybe more, overnight. As an afterthought. AND THEY ARE NOT DONE YET. I AM STILL RIGHT.

PLEASE HELP
November 13, 2025 at 1:46 PM
We call this period of my life “my 20s” even though a lot of it was in my 30s shut up who are you the powder police? Or the regular police?
November 2, 2025 at 3:43 AM
SURPRISE WEEKEND VIBE CHECK!

JURASSIC 5!

I’m Labor Ready, Rhodes scholar for a dollar
Work for mines, pay me by the hour…
November 1, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Oh, hello there disturbingly similar followers. Goodbye now.
November 1, 2025 at 9:05 PM
FOUND! By The Dumpster!

a bitch ain’t proud
November 1, 2025 at 7:52 PM
THIS IS THE MONTH MAKE IT NO EMBER RAIN ON ME!

For the last 6 yrs I’ve run a vape & CBD shop for a small local chain here in TX. Tariffs, related import issues, and as of Sep 1 the first of many radical statewide bans have destroyed the market and will for years to come. I’m getting out, need help
November 1, 2025 at 3:50 PM
ICYMI for the last 6 yrs my job has been running a vape/CBD shop in TX for a small local chain. Tariffs, related import issues and starting last month the first of many radical statewide bans have all wrecked the biz and will for years to come. I’m getting out but need a push. Please help or share🎃👻
October 31, 2025 at 3:15 PM
BEHOLD! THIS THORSDAY THOU HAST A CHANCE TO ASSIST THIS MEAGER APPRENTICE IN HIS QUEST TO SWING A MIGHTY HAMMER AND MAKE A GREAT THUNDER, INSTEAD OF BULLYING YOUR FRIENDS ON SOCIAL MEDIA!

Changing careers AGAIN pushing 50 is… a trick yall. Help directly here or share
🖤❤️🖤❤️🖤
October 30, 2025 at 1:29 PM
*stomping my feet shouting howling barking at the moon*

FRITO PIE DINNER!
FRITO PIE DINNER!
FRITO PIE DINNER!
October 29, 2025 at 10:37 PM
HUMP DAY VIBE CHECK

OH BELLA CIAO!
BELLA CIAO!
BELLA CIAO CIAO CIAO!
October 29, 2025 at 3:46 PM
H-H-H-HUMP DAY PUSH!

H-H-H-HUMP DAY PUSH!

ICYMI the last 6 yrs I’ve run a vape/CBD shop for a local chain. Tariffs, related import issues, and as of Sep 1 the first of many radical statewide bans have. Destroyed the market. I’m getting out but could use a hand. Every dollar and share counts 🖤❤️🖤❤️🖤
October 29, 2025 at 2:49 PM
For all of my new folks or infrequent users for the last six years I’ve run a vape and CBD shop in Texas, but tariffs, import issues and as of September 1 the first of many statewide radical bands have destroyed the market. I’m getting out but need help please share or help directly here 🖤❤️🖤❤️🖤
October 28, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Gay
October 28, 2025 at 12:21 AM
ICYMI for the last 6 yrs I’ve run a vape/CBD shop for a local chain. Tariffs, import issues, and since SEP 1 the first of many radical statewide bans have destroyed the market. I’m get out and starting my own thing but time is money and I need both. Share wisely or help directly here 🖤❤️🖤❤️🖤
October 27, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Gender is a spectrum
October 27, 2025 at 6:46 AM
One nice thing about polishing your knife blades with 1000 grit sandpaper and mineral oil is also when you’re done they’re naturally just really stupid sharp.
October 26, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Howdy
October 26, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Yall
October 26, 2025 at 9:26 PM
PROJECTS FOR THE DAY
1. Yet another hammer handle stained and finished. Gotta work on that head. Cool shape though.

2. Going for a MIRROR shine on my mystery kukri thing

3. Maybe some other assorted polishing

3. Keep an eye on these sad fucks and try to get them as much sun as possible.
October 26, 2025 at 2:59 PM