THE CRUNKLETON
@cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com
Editor-in-Chief, Baseball Prospectus | I make the negativity come alive.
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finding out Duke's football coach looks like Don Jr. Jr.
December 7, 2025 at 1:30 AM
finding out Duke's football coach looks like Don Jr. Jr.
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DAVE DOMBROWSKI, ON THE PHONE OUTSIDE A RESTAURANT: Yeah. Okay. Fine. So is the blood back inside him
December 6, 2025 at 3:24 AM
DAVE DOMBROWSKI, ON THE PHONE OUTSIDE A RESTAURANT: Yeah. Okay. Fine. So is the blood back inside him
every time I see this graphic I wonder why they didn't just use Maggie (Joe) for DiMaggio
oh my god the list of Boise St QB Maddux Madsen's sibling names, they're all named after baseball players
December 6, 2025 at 5:04 AM
every time I see this graphic I wonder why they didn't just use Maggie (Joe) for DiMaggio
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My baby has started babbling. She wants to participate in the discourse. She yearns to produce content.
December 5, 2025 at 10:41 PM
My baby has started babbling. She wants to participate in the discourse. She yearns to produce content.
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$115 ain't cheap, BUT compared to what I used to pay for a daily paper sub, the baseball coverage here is unmatched, the annual can be shared with my daughter in an effort to show that math can be cool, and the t-shirt can either be worn proudly or sacrificed to my next marinara binge. A bargain!
hey everyone, today we're announcing something at BP that is both long overdue and something I wish we could keep holding off on, but the reality is we can't: a price change to our subscription.
We'll continue to provide one of the best value props out there, and keep earning your support.
We'll continue to provide one of the best value props out there, and keep earning your support.
BP Announcement: Forthcoming Price Change for BP Memberships | Baseball Prospectus
Membership prices will increase starting on January 1, 2026.
www.baseballprospectus.com
December 5, 2025 at 11:08 PM
$115 ain't cheap, BUT compared to what I used to pay for a daily paper sub, the baseball coverage here is unmatched, the annual can be shared with my daughter in an effort to show that math can be cool, and the t-shirt can either be worn proudly or sacrificed to my next marinara binge. A bargain!
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Even with the price change, Baseball Prospectus is underpriced considering all you get. Coverage that's free from the influence of the league, a sportsbook, or some private equity ghoul is so important, and it's exactly what you get when you support sites like BP.
hey everyone, today we're announcing something at BP that is both long overdue and something I wish we could keep holding off on, but the reality is we can't: a price change to our subscription.
We'll continue to provide one of the best value props out there, and keep earning your support.
We'll continue to provide one of the best value props out there, and keep earning your support.
BP Announcement: Forthcoming Price Change for BP Memberships | Baseball Prospectus
Membership prices will increase starting on January 1, 2026.
www.baseballprospectus.com
December 5, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Even with the price change, Baseball Prospectus is underpriced considering all you get. Coverage that's free from the influence of the league, a sportsbook, or some private equity ghoul is so important, and it's exactly what you get when you support sites like BP.
it's not perfect but I need to post it to get it out of my brain
December 5, 2025 at 10:29 PM
it's not perfect but I need to post it to get it out of my brain
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The hands clawing at a baseball like the FIFA trophy, except they're all doing a split-finger grip
I will also be granting the Baseball Prospectus Peace Prize to the individual who buys the most BP360 subscriptions
Baseball Prospectus 360 - 2026
This exclusive package includes a 12-month Premium or Super-Premium Baseball Prospectus subscription, the 2026 Baseball Prospectus Annual, and a new 2026 BP shirt (to be debuted in early December). Sa...
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December 5, 2025 at 7:39 PM
The hands clawing at a baseball like the FIFA trophy, except they're all doing a split-finger grip
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If you like the stupid bit I do with my display name here's, perhaps, a bit of added incentive to pick up a BP360 subscription: I'll allow anyone who shows proof of BP360 purchase to submit a display name, and pick a winner at random bypassing the voting process. Winner gets a month, minimum.
the good news is the price change doesn't kick in until 1/1, and we're currently running our yearly promotion for a yearly sub, a copy of the Annual, and a t-shirt, so there literally isn't a better time to subscribe or extend a subscription with us:
BP360 is Live! | Baseball Prospectus
Baseball Prospectus' yearly promotion is back.
www.baseballprospectus.com
December 5, 2025 at 3:37 PM
If you like the stupid bit I do with my display name here's, perhaps, a bit of added incentive to pick up a BP360 subscription: I'll allow anyone who shows proof of BP360 purchase to submit a display name, and pick a winner at random bypassing the voting process. Winner gets a month, minimum.
The Big Lebowski is on IFC if your Friday needs to be going a little better
December 5, 2025 at 6:12 PM
The Big Lebowski is on IFC if your Friday needs to be going a little better
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oh sure it's a federal crime when Chris Correa does it but the Pirates take the Red Sox password and everyone is cool with it
December 5, 2025 at 1:04 AM
oh sure it's a federal crime when Chris Correa does it but the Pirates take the Red Sox password and everyone is cool with it
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Last night I wrote up the Cedric Mullins and Miguel Rojas contracts. One is kind of happy and fun, the other features a Mike Elias quote that comes as close as baseball gets to Vogon poetry
TA: Cedric Mullins, Far Away from Home | Baseball Prospectus
Plus: The Dodgers get their guy back, because of course they do.
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December 5, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Last night I wrote up the Cedric Mullins and Miguel Rojas contracts. One is kind of happy and fun, the other features a Mike Elias quote that comes as close as baseball gets to Vogon poetry
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what a coincidence!
December 5, 2025 at 5:02 PM
what a coincidence!
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Thrilled to unveil Food 2, my company's radical disruption of the nutrition space. Some Food 2 facts:
- first food on the blockchain
- Food 2 Premium is ad-free
- Wi-Fi enabled
- comes in three flavors (Flavor A, Berry, and Flavor C)
- Food 2.1 (2027) will have live betting odds/make you immortal
- first food on the blockchain
- Food 2 Premium is ad-free
- Wi-Fi enabled
- comes in three flavors (Flavor A, Berry, and Flavor C)
- Food 2.1 (2027) will have live betting odds/make you immortal
December 5, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Thrilled to unveil Food 2, my company's radical disruption of the nutrition space. Some Food 2 facts:
- first food on the blockchain
- Food 2 Premium is ad-free
- Wi-Fi enabled
- comes in three flavors (Flavor A, Berry, and Flavor C)
- Food 2.1 (2027) will have live betting odds/make you immortal
- first food on the blockchain
- Food 2 Premium is ad-free
- Wi-Fi enabled
- comes in three flavors (Flavor A, Berry, and Flavor C)
- Food 2.1 (2027) will have live betting odds/make you immortal
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A 2025 necrology, with morals. If I'm qualified to find morals. If morals are a thing in 2025. I'd like to hear your opinion of a question I struggle with herein: did you under/overachieve, or is what you did definitionally what you were capable of doing? Maybe potential just just someone's opinion.
December 5, 2025 at 4:30 PM
A 2025 necrology, with morals. If I'm qualified to find morals. If morals are a thing in 2025. I'd like to hear your opinion of a question I struggle with herein: did you under/overachieve, or is what you did definitionally what you were capable of doing? Maybe potential just just someone's opinion.
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It’s been absurdly cheap in recent years, especially as it relates to everything
Strong recommend from the Inspector on this one
Strong recommend from the Inspector on this one
hey everyone, today we're announcing something at BP that is both long overdue and something I wish we could keep holding off on, but the reality is we can't: a price change to our subscription.
We'll continue to provide one of the best value props out there, and keep earning your support.
We'll continue to provide one of the best value props out there, and keep earning your support.
BP Announcement: Forthcoming Price Change for BP Memberships | Baseball Prospectus
Membership prices will increase starting on January 1, 2026.
www.baseballprospectus.com
December 5, 2025 at 4:19 PM
It’s been absurdly cheap in recent years, especially as it relates to everything
Strong recommend from the Inspector on this one
Strong recommend from the Inspector on this one
five & dive, from wednesday! @jeffreypaternostro.bsky.social, @euqubud.baseballprospectus.com, and I went long on Dylan Cease to Toronto, plus talked about Cody Ponce, Devin Williams to NYM, Ryan Helsley to BAL, MLB's new media rights deals, and, as ever, played a game:
Five & Dive, Episode 512: That Night in Toronto | Baseball Prospectus
Craig, Patrick, and Jeffrey discuss the Jays signing Dylan Cease and Cody Ponce, the Mets signing Devin Williams, and play a game.
www.baseballprospectus.com
December 5, 2025 at 4:10 PM
five & dive, from wednesday! @jeffreypaternostro.bsky.social, @euqubud.baseballprospectus.com, and I went long on Dylan Cease to Toronto, plus talked about Cody Ponce, Devin Williams to NYM, Ryan Helsley to BAL, MLB's new media rights deals, and, as ever, played a game:
If you like the stupid bit I do with my display name here's, perhaps, a bit of added incentive to pick up a BP360 subscription: I'll allow anyone who shows proof of BP360 purchase to submit a display name, and pick a winner at random bypassing the voting process. Winner gets a month, minimum.
the good news is the price change doesn't kick in until 1/1, and we're currently running our yearly promotion for a yearly sub, a copy of the Annual, and a t-shirt, so there literally isn't a better time to subscribe or extend a subscription with us:
BP360 is Live! | Baseball Prospectus
Baseball Prospectus' yearly promotion is back.
www.baseballprospectus.com
December 5, 2025 at 3:37 PM
If you like the stupid bit I do with my display name here's, perhaps, a bit of added incentive to pick up a BP360 subscription: I'll allow anyone who shows proof of BP360 purchase to submit a display name, and pick a winner at random bypassing the voting process. Winner gets a month, minimum.
hell yeah, Tino
December 5, 2025 at 3:29 PM
hell yeah, Tino
December 5, 2025 at 3:27 PM
hey everyone, today we're announcing something at BP that is both long overdue and something I wish we could keep holding off on, but the reality is we can't: a price change to our subscription.
We'll continue to provide one of the best value props out there, and keep earning your support.
We'll continue to provide one of the best value props out there, and keep earning your support.
BP Announcement: Forthcoming Price Change for BP Memberships | Baseball Prospectus
Membership prices will increase starting on January 1, 2026.
www.baseballprospectus.com
December 5, 2025 at 2:10 PM
hey everyone, today we're announcing something at BP that is both long overdue and something I wish we could keep holding off on, but the reality is we can't: a price change to our subscription.
We'll continue to provide one of the best value props out there, and keep earning your support.
We'll continue to provide one of the best value props out there, and keep earning your support.
my overriding, off the cuff sense is that this trade is going to keep people who would have otherwise moved on, on the Johan Oviedo bandwagon for like two more years
December 5, 2025 at 5:34 AM
my overriding, off the cuff sense is that this trade is going to keep people who would have otherwise moved on, on the Johan Oviedo bandwagon for like two more years
my one (large) cat who likes to eat my other (small) cat's food not only will shove her out of the way to eat it, but also when I approach to wave him off, begins eating faster. the audacity.
December 5, 2025 at 5:31 AM
my one (large) cat who likes to eat my other (small) cat's food not only will shove her out of the way to eat it, but also when I approach to wave him off, begins eating faster. the audacity.
oh sure it's a federal crime when Chris Correa does it but the Pirates take the Red Sox password and everyone is cool with it
December 5, 2025 at 1:04 AM
oh sure it's a federal crime when Chris Correa does it but the Pirates take the Red Sox password and everyone is cool with it