Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version)
@jontayler.bsky.social
Eight-time winner of PEOPLE's Sexist Man of the Year award, three-time AL MVP, recipient of the 1973 Nobel Prize in Chemistry, third grade spelling bee finalist. Formerly a baseball words guy at FanGraphs and Sports Illustrated.
[Rage Against the Machine voice]
January 5, 2026 at 9:32 PM
[Rage Against the Machine voice]
It's gonna happen for Utley — not in 2026, but for sure by the next ballot or the one after that
Ballot #127 is from David Ammenheuser. For the second straight ballot, Chase Utley picks up a gained vote and sits at net +13 and 66.1% overall.
In the Tracker: tracker.fyi
In the Tracker: tracker.fyi
January 5, 2026 at 4:50 PM
It's gonna happen for Utley — not in 2026, but for sure by the next ballot or the one after that
One of my best friends annually sends me a Steely Dan gag gift and I gotta say, this year’s is pretty good
January 4, 2026 at 5:40 PM
One of my best friends annually sends me a Steely Dan gag gift and I gotta say, this year’s is pretty good
Nicolas Maduro will return in AVENGERS DOOMSDAY
January 4, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Nicolas Maduro will return in AVENGERS DOOMSDAY
“Trinidad Chambliss” would’ve been an S-tier Pynchon character name
January 2, 2026 at 3:59 AM
“Trinidad Chambliss” would’ve been an S-tier Pynchon character name
On my way to your mom’s house
January 1, 2026 at 9:23 PM
On my way to your mom’s house
Gracie Abrams Mansion
January 1, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Gracie Abrams Mansion
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day one in mamdani’s new york
January 1, 2026 at 5:10 PM
day one in mamdani’s new york
Trump definitely believes in the four humors theory of medicine doesn’t he
January 1, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Trump definitely believes in the four humors theory of medicine doesn’t he
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(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne
December 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne
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I've been bothering you about signing up for BP before our price increase happens (tomorrow! sign up today!!) but the good news is, I can now also bother you hocking our book! The BP Annual is available to preorder from our distributor, bookshop, amazon, B&N, etc.
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December 31, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I've been bothering you about signing up for BP before our price increase happens (tomorrow! sign up today!!) but the good news is, I can now also bother you hocking our book! The BP Annual is available to preorder from our distributor, bookshop, amazon, B&N, etc.
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Pitchers who sign with the Angels should also have a retirement announcement pre-written and ready to run anytime between April and the following winter
December 30, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Pitchers who sign with the Angels should also have a retirement announcement pre-written and ready to run anytime between April and the following winter
Re-seasoning my cast iron pan by putting it in the dishwasher and dumping vegetable oil into the detergent dispenser
December 30, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Re-seasoning my cast iron pan by putting it in the dishwasher and dumping vegetable oil into the detergent dispenser
RETVRN but make it urbanist
December 29, 2025 at 6:40 PM
RETVRN but make it urbanist
me: (drunkenly throwing my arm around AJ Preller’s neck) yknow you--your fuckin cool in my book ya, ya lil bastard
Preller: (spilling voodoo ranger all over himself) good to sign free agents i am,
Preller: (spilling voodoo ranger all over himself) good to sign free agents i am,
December 29, 2025 at 3:16 PM
me: (drunkenly throwing my arm around AJ Preller’s neck) yknow you--your fuckin cool in my book ya, ya lil bastard
Preller: (spilling voodoo ranger all over himself) good to sign free agents i am,
Preller: (spilling voodoo ranger all over himself) good to sign free agents i am,
Bill Stencil desperately needs someone to take his phone and laptop and hurl them into an active volcano, dude has a legit posting problem
On days like this -- when I see discourse like thunderheads on the distant horizon, lit along the bottom by flickers of lightning --I long for a button that would allow me to log other people out of social media for a week
December 27, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Bill Stencil desperately needs someone to take his phone and laptop and hurl them into an active volcano, dude has a legit posting problem
Paul Thomas Anderson’s PHANTOM MENACE
December 26, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Paul Thomas Anderson’s PHANTOM MENACE
Tiny Tim's feet are light and nimble. He never sleeps. He says that he will never die. He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, Tiny Tim. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die.
December 26, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Tiny Tim's feet are light and nimble. He never sleeps. He says that he will never die. He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, Tiny Tim. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die.
You know Snoopy got that shit on
December 25, 2025 at 4:04 PM
You know Snoopy got that shit on
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Lydia Tar will return in AVENGERS: DOOMDAY
December 23, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Lydia Tar will return in AVENGERS: DOOMDAY
For sale: Victorian shoes, slightly damp
Mystery as hundreds of Victorian shoes wash up on Ogmore beach
Mystery as hundreds of Victorian shoes wash up on Ogmore beach
More than 400 leather hobnailed boots, thought to date back to the 19th Century, have been found.
www.bbc.com
December 23, 2025 at 5:11 PM
For sale: Victorian shoes, slightly damp
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Over on the other app, the Mets are doing white genocide with their roster
December 23, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Over on the other app, the Mets are doing white genocide with their roster
Love that Bryce Harper will be on Team USA for the WBC but am already dreading the insane measles-flu-polio combo that he's going to spread through that clubhouse
December 23, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Love that Bryce Harper will be on Team USA for the WBC but am already dreading the insane measles-flu-polio combo that he's going to spread through that clubhouse