DJ McCann
@djmccann.bsky.social
Baltimore ex-pat. The opposite of the Fresh Prince (Bel Air->West Philly, among other reasons). I'll give a "go birds" but they'll be orioles and ravens. Libraries rule.
Goddammit if we don't sign Framber or can't sign any more of the stars long-term because Rubinstein has to put his money towards (correctly) suing Trump over this idiotic Kennedy Center thing I swear to God...
Orioles owner could be butting heads with POTUS SOON.
The person to watch is David Rubenstein, who has poured millions in philanthropy into the Kennedy Center, is not going to be pleased about this, and has money, ego, and patriotism long enough to sustain a long-ass legal battle.
Particularly since his cash isn't crypto.
Particularly since his cash isn't crypto.
February 2, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Goddammit if we don't sign Framber or can't sign any more of the stars long-term because Rubinstein has to put his money towards (correctly) suing Trump over this idiotic Kennedy Center thing I swear to God...
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Kinda reveals how Weiss was able to rise so high and so fast despite being an objective mediocrity - she simply tapped into a huge network of elite pedophiles and signalled that she could help them!
If I have the right Nellie Bowles, the partner in question is Bari Weiss
January 31, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Kinda reveals how Weiss was able to rise so high and so fast despite being an objective mediocrity - she simply tapped into a huge network of elite pedophiles and signalled that she could help them!
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Morgan Wallen Boycotts Grammys In Protest Of Desegregation https://theonion.com/morgan-wallen-boycotts-grammys-in-protest-of-desegregation/
January 31, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Morgan Wallen Boycotts Grammys In Protest Of Desegregation https://theonion.com/morgan-wallen-boycotts-grammys-in-protest-of-desegregation/
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Waiting for Epstein
Bari Weiss is more Scarlett O'Hara than Catherine O'Hara, and she'd be home alone if not for turning CBS into SEC TV to aid a mighty windbag named DJT. But Bari's best in show can't save Donald from being up Schitt's creek if those Epstein docs get un-redacted.
by Maureen Dowd
Bari Weiss is more Scarlett O'Hara than Catherine O'Hara, and she'd be home alone if not for turning CBS into SEC TV to aid a mighty windbag named DJT. But Bari's best in show can't save Donald from being up Schitt's creek if those Epstein docs get un-redacted.
by Maureen Dowd
January 31, 2026 at 6:58 AM
Waiting for Epstein
Bari Weiss is more Scarlett O'Hara than Catherine O'Hara, and she'd be home alone if not for turning CBS into SEC TV to aid a mighty windbag named DJT. But Bari's best in show can't save Donald from being up Schitt's creek if those Epstein docs get un-redacted.
by Maureen Dowd
Bari Weiss is more Scarlett O'Hara than Catherine O'Hara, and she'd be home alone if not for turning CBS into SEC TV to aid a mighty windbag named DJT. But Bari's best in show can't save Donald from being up Schitt's creek if those Epstein docs get un-redacted.
by Maureen Dowd
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You have crotchets but I have judgments.
You have your crotchets, and I have mine
We all have opinions, and many of them are about words or constructions that we dislike intensely.* But I, as a professional editor, must k...
johnemcintyre.blogspot.com
January 30, 2026 at 9:01 PM
You have crotchets but I have judgments.
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Catherine O’Hara didn’t steal scenes she just showed up and ownership automatically defaulted to her
January 30, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Catherine O’Hara didn’t steal scenes she just showed up and ownership automatically defaulted to her
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God, this really is going to be one of those years, huh?
CATHERINE O'HARA NOOOOOOOOOO
January 30, 2026 at 6:16 PM
God, this really is going to be one of those years, huh?
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Here's a thread of some Dan McQuade blogs that we really loved 🦅
The Garden State Parkway’s Jon Bon Jovi rest stop is playing fast and loose with famous quotes: defector.com/the-garden-s...
The Garden State Parkway’s Jon Bon Jovi rest stop is playing fast and loose with famous quotes: defector.com/the-garden-s...
The Garden State Parkway's Jon Bon Jovi Rest Stop Is Playing Fast And Loose With Famous Quotes | Defector
CHEESEQUAKE, N.J. — Have you ever scored a touchdown? I never played real football, so my own experiences have been pretty low-key, but man, did they feel great. I think I remember almost all of them—...
defector.com
January 29, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Here's a thread of some Dan McQuade blogs that we really loved 🦅
The Garden State Parkway’s Jon Bon Jovi rest stop is playing fast and loose with famous quotes: defector.com/the-garden-s...
The Garden State Parkway’s Jon Bon Jovi rest stop is playing fast and loose with famous quotes: defector.com/the-garden-s...
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in the song Opalite, Taylor Swift describes a problem as “a temporary speed bump”
my issue with this illustration is that all speed bumps are by rule temporary
a “permanent” speed bump would just be a brief incline into a new raised flat surface
i have been on hold with the bank for 13 minutes
my issue with this illustration is that all speed bumps are by rule temporary
a “permanent” speed bump would just be a brief incline into a new raised flat surface
i have been on hold with the bank for 13 minutes
January 28, 2026 at 8:37 PM
in the song Opalite, Taylor Swift describes a problem as “a temporary speed bump”
my issue with this illustration is that all speed bumps are by rule temporary
a “permanent” speed bump would just be a brief incline into a new raised flat surface
i have been on hold with the bank for 13 minutes
my issue with this illustration is that all speed bumps are by rule temporary
a “permanent” speed bump would just be a brief incline into a new raised flat surface
i have been on hold with the bank for 13 minutes
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The Trump Administration claims the agents who shot Alex Pretti have been put on administrative leave, notwithstanding Greg Bovino’s prior short statement that they were simply reassigned.
There is no reason to credit this assertion as truthful.
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There is no reason to credit this assertion as truthful.
/1
January 28, 2026 at 8:27 PM
The Trump Administration claims the agents who shot Alex Pretti have been put on administrative leave, notwithstanding Greg Bovino’s prior short statement that they were simply reassigned.
There is no reason to credit this assertion as truthful.
/1
There is no reason to credit this assertion as truthful.
/1
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Can't stress enough that when the opponent is reeling, you have to keep throwing punches before they can recover; and luckily, because the fistfight analogy only goes so far, we can all keep throwing and throwing and throwing without fear of draining our gas tanks
January 28, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Can't stress enough that when the opponent is reeling, you have to keep throwing punches before they can recover; and luckily, because the fistfight analogy only goes so far, we can all keep throwing and throwing and throwing without fear of draining our gas tanks
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Donald Trump is wearing one glove now. The least he could do is get a sequined one.
Ma-ma-se, ma-ma-sa, ma-ma-cov-fe-fe (hoo-hoo)
Ma-ma-se, ma-ma-sa, ma-ma-ham-ber-ders (hee-hee-hee)
Ma-ma-se, ma-ma-sa, ma-ma-cov-fe-fe (hoo-hoo)
Ma-ma-se, ma-ma-sa, ma-ma-ham-ber-ders (hee-hee-hee)
January 27, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Donald Trump is wearing one glove now. The least he could do is get a sequined one.
Ma-ma-se, ma-ma-sa, ma-ma-cov-fe-fe (hoo-hoo)
Ma-ma-se, ma-ma-sa, ma-ma-ham-ber-ders (hee-hee-hee)
Ma-ma-se, ma-ma-sa, ma-ma-cov-fe-fe (hoo-hoo)
Ma-ma-se, ma-ma-sa, ma-ma-ham-ber-ders (hee-hee-hee)
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Viral video provides rare look inside crowded ICE holding room in Baltimore
Viral video offers rare look inside crowded ICE holding room in Baltimore
A new viral video taken inside an immigration holding room facility in downtown Baltimore is the latest proof of abusive treatment of people confined in federal custody, activists and lawmakers say.
buff.ly
January 27, 2026 at 11:00 AM
Viral video provides rare look inside crowded ICE holding room in Baltimore
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really fucking important to realize that greg bovino is getting fired not in spite of there being no riots, but because there were no riots
January 26, 2026 at 11:58 PM
really fucking important to realize that greg bovino is getting fired not in spite of there being no riots, but because there were no riots
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Fact-checking the Alex Pretti shooting
January 27, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Fact-checking the Alex Pretti shooting
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Im not sure where this came from. Someone sent it to me. It sure did make me smile, though.
January 25, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Im not sure where this came from. Someone sent it to me. It sure did make me smile, though.
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This is why following sports is helpful! This phrasing = she's about to be relieved of her duties on a Friday morning and assistant coach Kyle Neptune will be the interim coach for Sunday's game vs. the Pelicans.
January 26, 2026 at 9:04 PM
This is why following sports is helpful! This phrasing = she's about to be relieved of her duties on a Friday morning and assistant coach Kyle Neptune will be the interim coach for Sunday's game vs. the Pelicans.
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This is the same thing ADs say about 3 weeks before canning a football coach
January 26, 2026 at 8:56 PM
This is the same thing ADs say about 3 weeks before canning a football coach
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I think the thing that killed the administration was that they were so gung-ho to find a reason that Pretti deserved to die that they accidentally declared that that the second amendment isn't real.
I have been waiting for this signal from Senator Rand Paul.
Senator Paul, Chairman of Senate Homeland Security Committee follows House committee. Sends letters to heads of ICE, CBP, USCIS to testify in public hearing.
Senator Paul, Chairman of Senate Homeland Security Committee follows House committee. Sends letters to heads of ICE, CBP, USCIS to testify in public hearing.
January 26, 2026 at 9:41 PM
I think the thing that killed the administration was that they were so gung-ho to find a reason that Pretti deserved to die that they accidentally declared that that the second amendment isn't real.
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DHS can and will never be run by a Sicko fan.
Now I want to know which CNN reporter or producer doesn't know the word "sycophant."
January 26, 2026 at 8:07 PM
DHS can and will never be run by a Sicko fan.
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you should not share a post that's a screenshot without a link to a news item. you should not share a post that's a video or picture without some kind of sourcing. we're in a new bad era and these are now basic practices.
... also photogs and journos gotta eat so share their work.
... also photogs and journos gotta eat so share their work.
January 26, 2026 at 3:04 PM
you should not share a post that's a screenshot without a link to a news item. you should not share a post that's a video or picture without some kind of sourcing. we're in a new bad era and these are now basic practices.
... also photogs and journos gotta eat so share their work.
... also photogs and journos gotta eat so share their work.