DJ McCann
@djmccann.bsky.social
Baltimore ex-pat. The opposite of the Fresh Prince (Bel Air->West Philly, among other reasons). I'll give a "go birds" but they'll be orioles and ravens. Libraries rule.
Your Lucy can afford a football? Mine is using several banana peels sewn together with floss.
THIS TIME Lucy won't take away the football, not THIS TIME, I'm a very very smart, with-it, caring senator and I'm sure that THIS TIME the promise Lucy made will never ever be broken, oh btw please give to my campaign before you die!
November 11, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Your Lucy can afford a football? Mine is using several banana peels sewn together with floss.
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welcome to bluesky. if the word "mapquest" means anything to you and/or you used it as a verb, you're in the right place
November 11, 2025 at 1:11 AM
welcome to bluesky. if the word "mapquest" means anything to you and/or you used it as a verb, you're in the right place
MLB has "proactively" taken this stance entirely coincidentally the day after two players had their federal indictments for this very thing announced publicly.
November 10, 2025 at 8:53 PM
MLB has "proactively" taken this stance entirely coincidentally the day after two players had their federal indictments for this very thing announced publicly.
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Proposing that we bring back the Guardians pitcher whose club option Cleveland declined, and teach him to hit. Only then could we truly say that Bourgeois owns the production of Means.
Orioles are hiring Jason Bourgeois as their new 1st-base coach, according to a source.
Bourgeois, 43, was the White Sox 1st-base/outfield coach the past 2 seasons. Played for 6 MLB teams from 2008-15.
@afkostka.bsky.social was on it first.
Bourgeois, 43, was the White Sox 1st-base/outfield coach the past 2 seasons. Played for 6 MLB teams from 2008-15.
@afkostka.bsky.social was on it first.
November 10, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Proposing that we bring back the Guardians pitcher whose club option Cleveland declined, and teach him to hit. Only then could we truly say that Bourgeois owns the production of Means.
In lieu of funeral services, he requested his family and friends build a museum instead.
Paul Tagliabue, who helped bring labor peace and riches to the NFL during his 17 years as commissioner but was criticized for not taking stronger action on concussions, died Sunday from heart failure at 84 years old.
Paul Tagliabue, NFL commissioner who ran league in era of riches and expansion, dies at 84
Paul Tagliabue, who helped bring labor peace and riches to the NFL during his 17 years as commissioner but was criticized for not taking stronger action on concussions, died Sunday from heart failure at 84 years old.
bit.ly
November 9, 2025 at 7:01 PM
In lieu of funeral services, he requested his family and friends build a museum instead.
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I made a “how do you do, fellow kids?” joke to someone in their mid 20s who, it turns out, was too young to have heard of that meme.
So “how do you do, fellow kids?” is now an example of “how do you do, fellow kids?”
So “how do you do, fellow kids?” is now an example of “how do you do, fellow kids?”
November 7, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I made a “how do you do, fellow kids?” joke to someone in their mid 20s who, it turns out, was too young to have heard of that meme.
So “how do you do, fellow kids?” is now an example of “how do you do, fellow kids?”
So “how do you do, fellow kids?” is now an example of “how do you do, fellow kids?”
When the people think you ought to be treated like the Night's Watch treats the White Walkers, you probably no longer can say you are operating in the interests of the people.
To all my followers:
Buy a whistle. They're dirt cheap. If you see ICE, two short, quick whistles means you've spotted them. Two long, punctuated whistles means someone around is being actively detained.
Do your part. No one is illegal on stolen land.
Buy a whistle. They're dirt cheap. If you see ICE, two short, quick whistles means you've spotted them. Two long, punctuated whistles means someone around is being actively detained.
Do your part. No one is illegal on stolen land.
November 8, 2025 at 5:30 AM
When the people think you ought to be treated like the Night's Watch treats the White Walkers, you probably no longer can say you are operating in the interests of the people.
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Uncles are always getting roasted on here and I'm tired of it. The only misinformation I tell my nephew is that he's good at drumming and his mother loves snakes.
November 8, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Uncles are always getting roasted on here and I'm tired of it. The only misinformation I tell my nephew is that he's good at drumming and his mother loves snakes.
Ginger Seabass
🚨 THICCER KICKER 🚨
November 7, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Ginger Seabass
In this house we only recognize one lido.
November 7, 2025 at 12:47 AM
In this house we only recognize one lido.
When I grow up, I want to be the person who gets quoted in the paper as "a person familiar with jury lunches".
November 6, 2025 at 8:42 PM
When I grow up, I want to be the person who gets quoted in the paper as "a person familiar with jury lunches".
Con d' Nasté
Breaking News: Late last night Conde Nast illegally fired 4 union organizers who asked company execs to explain the downsizing of Teen Vogue and continued layoffs. We’ve filed a grievance.
November 6, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Con d' Nasté
You should see the clips Paul Assenmacher posts on Tiktok.
I know every time there's a major political event in this country, my first thought is, what does some middling-ass 'roided up late-1990s MLB reliever think about this? You guys have got to check out Kent Mercker's substack.
November 5, 2025 at 7:25 PM
You should see the clips Paul Assenmacher posts on Tiktok.
Cosign
Tonight is good reminder that Democrats need to primary the shit out of disgraceful fraudulent traitor John Fetterman and get that piece of shit out of office for good.
November 5, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Cosign
"City To Trump: Drop Dead"
November 5, 2025 at 4:15 AM
"City To Trump: Drop Dead"
Hahaha what an absolute loser Dugan is.
It's a shame anyone at all saw fit to throw a vote away on him.
It's a shame anyone at all saw fit to throw a vote away on him.
Dugan concedes while lashing out at Krasner: 'We cannot allow this disaster to continue unchecked'
New Jersey and Virginia are the only two states electing governors in this election.
www.inquirer.com
November 5, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Hahaha what an absolute loser Dugan is.
It's a shame anyone at all saw fit to throw a vote away on him.
It's a shame anyone at all saw fit to throw a vote away on him.
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this is the most successful a CIA officer has been at toppling a government in years.
November 5, 2025 at 1:13 AM
this is the most successful a CIA officer has been at toppling a government in years.
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Decision Desk called it 13 minutes after polls closed, the Marlins were competitive longer than this. I'm sorry I did not believe enough in The Void
November 5, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Decision Desk called it 13 minutes after polls closed, the Marlins were competitive longer than this. I'm sorry I did not believe enough in The Void
My polling place in Philadelphia, which is a small division with only two machines and has never had a wait even in the evenings in the eight years I've been voting there, had about 20 people in line when I was just there. For a city election.
The 2026 midterms are going to be really interesting.
The 2026 midterms are going to be really interesting.
November 4, 2025 at 11:40 PM
My polling place in Philadelphia, which is a small division with only two machines and has never had a wait even in the evenings in the eight years I've been voting there, had about 20 people in line when I was just there. For a city election.
The 2026 midterms are going to be really interesting.
The 2026 midterms are going to be really interesting.
*sigh* Shut up and take my money.
November 4, 2025 at 10:56 PM
*sigh* Shut up and take my money.
EVERYONE gets a puppy? What kind of commie nonsense is this?
as far as i can tell this is what new york is facing right now and im wishing you all the best
November 4, 2025 at 9:03 PM
EVERYONE gets a puppy? What kind of commie nonsense is this?