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Christian rock ingenue
@smith.senate.gov could you support Rand Paul's amendment that would strip Mitch McConnell's anti-hemp language from the legislation to reopen the government?

I would never ask anyone to support anything Paul does otherwise, but I like being employed.
November 10, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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the legend lived
[Beastie Boys] ON
from the chippewa on
[Beastie Boys] DOWN
November 10, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
he should lessgan wallen
November 10, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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He's here and he's perfect
blessed image
November 9, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 8:12 PM
RE: Vikings
November 9, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Watching the November Rain video:
what are you doing, dolphins? lmao
November 9, 2025 at 7:37 PM
In addition to this, Jon is one of the kindest humans on earth.
November 9, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours
November 9, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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Gus Johnson just made the exact noise he would emit if a chestburster emerged from him
November 8, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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GUS-SPLOSIUON
November 8, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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[Gus Johnson commentating the 1914 assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand in Sarajevo] Princip, stepping out of the crowd. Princip! PRINCIP. OHHHH. GAVRILO PRINCIP
November 25, 2023 at 5:17 PM
Gus is going to need oxygen. Not the regular kind.
November 8, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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oh so these people do pay attention to who politicians follow on social media, they just don’t care that the vice president follows a bunch of actual neo-nazis
Axios tried to bust James Talarico for following adult content creators on Instagram and I'm genuinely impressed by his campaign's response
November 8, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I want to rename Lambeau Field to Najeh Davenport’s Hamper. Equally likely to happen.
What are we doing here. This isn’t going to happen. Why are you responding to this like this
November 8, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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Donald Trump has pardoned former Army Ranger Cameron Poe, convicted in 1989 of a federal manslaughter charge in Mobile, Alabama. Poe served 8 years in federal prison and was paroled in 1997. Today’s pardon restores his military rank, giving him access to his Army pension and a military burial.
November 7, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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all capital one ‘café’ locations now accept blood & sperm
November 4, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Seconded, absolute heater
November 6, 2025 at 11:24 PM
RETVRN
These tailgating fans at the Met are blissfully unaware that as of 2025 the Vikings will still not have won a Super Bowl.
November 6, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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"Who is MN's Mamdani??"

If we're jus talking about the type of person/politician and not the office and 1:1 on every position?

It's Peggy. It's currently Peggy Flanagan.
November 6, 2025 at 10:04 PM
during a medical emergency, please note how fast the HHS Secretary says "wow, looks bad, gotta go"
holy shit -- one of Trump's toadies just passed out and the White House event is brought to an abrupt end
November 6, 2025 at 5:59 PM
lot of people dunking on this have never gotten a case of girl germs at the office before. telling on yourself imo.
November 6, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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a reminder, should you have a partner working late / out of town and are following the natural urge to eat something stupid: I moved the post over years ago, you don't need Twitter screenshots
SPOUSE: I have to work late Thursday
OUTER MONOLOGUE: I am going to miss you
INNER MONOLOGUE: I am going to eat something very stupid
November 6, 2025 at 1:22 PM