RepJackKimble
@repjackkimble.bsky.social
Republican Representing CA's 54th Dist. & co-sponsor of Poe's Law. Detective Jesus #1: Thou Shalt Not Kill is out on Amazon http://amzn.to/3aDgUmi. E Pluribus Unum (In God We Trust). Nominated to lead Departments of Government Efficiency Department
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Why do phone chargers always ghost you?
Because the moment you need them most, they disappear... and when you finally find one, it’s the wrong type and barely works
Wacky stuff!
Why do phone chargers always ghost you?
Because the moment you need them most, they disappear... and when you finally find one, it’s the wrong type and barely works
Wacky stuff!
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December 25, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I asked Grok to tell me a joke about phone chargers so I could use this phone charger link. amzn.to/4je9iFH
Why do phone chargers always ghost you?
Because the moment you need them most, they disappear... and when you finally find one, it’s the wrong type and barely works
Wacky stuff!
Why do phone chargers always ghost you?
Because the moment you need them most, they disappear... and when you finally find one, it’s the wrong type and barely works
Wacky stuff!
Pete Hegseth announced that mission command tracked a small one man flying vehicle attempting to smuggle sacks believed to contain fentanyl into the United States last night. The vehicle was engaged and there were no survivors. In addition to the pilot, 8 reindeer were also destroyed.
December 25, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Pete Hegseth announced that mission command tracked a small one man flying vehicle attempting to smuggle sacks believed to contain fentanyl into the United States last night. The vehicle was engaged and there were no survivors. In addition to the pilot, 8 reindeer were also destroyed.
The MAGA, as you know, are wise men—wonderfully wise men— who bring gifts to their wealthy and powerful friends. They give the biggest Christmas gifts. Big strong men come up to them with tears in their eyes and tell them that their gifts were doubtless wise ones.
December 25, 2025 at 2:01 AM
The MAGA, as you know, are wise men—wonderfully wise men— who bring gifts to their wealthy and powerful friends. They give the biggest Christmas gifts. Big strong men come up to them with tears in their eyes and tell them that their gifts were doubtless wise ones.
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December 25, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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Oh wow! I'm not the only one who got a new look. While I was getting all Carhartt, Margot went Mar-a-Lago for me. She looks amazing! Her living room is gorgeous by the way.
December 25, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Oh wow! I'm not the only one who got a new look. While I was getting all Carhartt, Margot went Mar-a-Lago for me. She looks amazing! Her living room is gorgeous by the way.
This is really exhausting. I just spent the last hour trying on outfits with Anna and Antoine. She finally left, but this is a lot of work
December 24, 2025 at 10:08 PM
This is really exhausting. I just spent the last hour trying on outfits with Anna and Antoine. She finally left, but this is a lot of work
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December 24, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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So, we had a good time. We danced up a storm to Gloria, Stevie, and Michael. Gloria said from the stage, "Well. Look at that. Took y’all long enough to stop circling each other like nervous pigeons."
December 24, 2025 at 5:04 AM
So, we had a good time. We danced up a storm to Gloria, Stevie, and Michael. Gloria said from the stage, "Well. Look at that. Took y’all long enough to stop circling each other like nervous pigeons."
I am calling Operation Save Glendale a success!
December 24, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I am calling Operation Save Glendale a success!
I had no idea Gloria could sing. I had no idea she knew Stevie Wonder or Michael McDonald
December 24, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I had no idea Gloria could sing. I had no idea she knew Stevie Wonder or Michael McDonald
Okay, I might have been wrong about Margot. She's really not so bad. We got garland up on all the street lights and she was great to work with. We're going to watch a movie at the Christmas Tree Farm tonight.
December 23, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Okay, I might have been wrong about Margot. She's really not so bad. We got garland up on all the street lights and she was great to work with. We're going to watch a movie at the Christmas Tree Farm tonight.
Folks, what do you think of how I dress? Antoine keeps taking digs. He told me that my look told him I don’t trust color, joy, or breathable fabric. Then he said Jack, darling, you dress like someone who’s never been interrupted by a compliment. I think I dress fine.
December 23, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Folks, what do you think of how I dress? Antoine keeps taking digs. He told me that my look told him I don’t trust color, joy, or breathable fabric. Then he said Jack, darling, you dress like someone who’s never been interrupted by a compliment. I think I dress fine.
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If you're like me and you have to work nearly 90 days a year, it's hard to waste all the time it takes to drive to work. That's why I'm heaving endorsing this product. amzn.to/49lr5aK
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December 22, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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The Epstein Files they released are the worst advent calendar ever.
December 22, 2025 at 5:14 AM
The Epstein Files they released are the worst advent calendar ever.
Update on decorated Glendale Valley's downtown. Things started out tense. Our committee makes no sense at all. This makes no sense, we have sweet and optimistic but slightly overweight Ana from the bakery, Margot with her over abundance of Christmas spirit,
December 22, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Update on decorated Glendale Valley's downtown. Things started out tense. Our committee makes no sense at all. This makes no sense, we have sweet and optimistic but slightly overweight Ana from the bakery, Margot with her over abundance of Christmas spirit,
I’m pleased to announce that in 2026, I will be bringing debate straight to grade schools, meeting students where they are and challenging ideas through open, confident, real debate, real questions, and developing a new generation of conservative activists
December 22, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I’m pleased to announce that in 2026, I will be bringing debate straight to grade schools, meeting students where they are and challenging ideas through open, confident, real debate, real questions, and developing a new generation of conservative activists
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December 20, 2025 at 1:57 AM
If you are like me and you are constantly having your pudding stolen from the Capitol break room fridge by a certain Representative from Wisconsin, this sticker printer is a must to let people know it is your pudding cup loud and clear. amzn.to/4pYzW84
Just had a meeting with the Save Glendale Committee. This makes no sense, we have sweet and optimistic but slightly overweight Ana from the bakery, Margot with her over abundance of Christmas spirit, Antoine the hilarious and flamboyantly gay salon owner,
December 20, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Just had a meeting with the Save Glendale Committee. This makes no sense, we have sweet and optimistic but slightly overweight Ana from the bakery, Margot with her over abundance of Christmas spirit, Antoine the hilarious and flamboyantly gay salon owner,
I was planning to vacation in Rancho Santana for Christmas break but the state department says Nicaragua isn’t safe for a Congressman right now, so I’ll be stuck in the 54th District. I volunteered to help decorate the Glendale Valley Main Street because I thought the photo op would be good for me.
December 19, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I was planning to vacation in Rancho Santana for Christmas break but the state department says Nicaragua isn’t safe for a Congressman right now, so I’ll be stuck in the 54th District. I volunteered to help decorate the Glendale Valley Main Street because I thought the photo op would be good for me.
This is why I ask you all to join us conservatives in boycotting NASCAR.
December 19, 2025 at 4:28 PM
This is why I ask you all to join us conservatives in boycotting NASCAR.
Hey everybody! Sorry that I've been away for awhile. I really have been a bit swamped. I'm trying to do a follow up to Detective Jesus and I am 43,000 words into a yet unnamed ICE novel. I think I have close to 20,000 to go. I'm very proud of it. amzn.to/48VdKGd.
Detective Jesus #1: Thou Shalt Not Kill
In the New Testament, he called himself the good shepherd, but now he's back and Heaven help the wolves who prey on his sheep. When an alderman's daughter is murdered, Jesus has to take on city hall t...
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December 19, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Hey everybody! Sorry that I've been away for awhile. I really have been a bit swamped. I'm trying to do a follow up to Detective Jesus and I am 43,000 words into a yet unnamed ICE novel. I think I have close to 20,000 to go. I'm very proud of it. amzn.to/48VdKGd.
If there is anything more seditious or dangerous to the values our country was founded on, than reminding people to obey The Constitution, I don't know what it could be.
November 22, 2025 at 4:44 AM
If there is anything more seditious or dangerous to the values our country was founded on, than reminding people to obey The Constitution, I don't know what it could be.
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November 21, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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Please remember, while flying a swastika is no longer hate speech, implying that somebody flying a swastika is a Nazi, still is.
November 21, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Please remember, while flying a swastika is no longer hate speech, implying that somebody flying a swastika is a Nazi, still is.