RepJackKimble
@repjackkimble.bsky.social
Republican Representing CA's 54th Dist. & co-sponsor of Poe's Law. Detective Jesus #1: Thou Shalt Not Kill is out on Amazon http://amzn.to/3aDgUmi. E Pluribus Unum (In God We Trust). Nominated to lead Departments of Government Efficiency Department
If there is anything more seditious or dangerous to the values our country was founded on, than reminding people to obey The Constitution, I don't know what it could be.
November 22, 2025 at 4:44 AM
If there is anything more seditious or dangerous to the values our country was founded on, than reminding people to obey The Constitution, I don't know what it could be.
The reviews for certain Amazon products should be eligible for some sort of literary prize. The reviews for certain products on Amazon should be eligible for some kind of literary prize. amzn.to/48gC9o0
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November 21, 2025 at 11:51 PM
The reviews for certain Amazon products should be eligible for some sort of literary prize. The reviews for certain products on Amazon should be eligible for some kind of literary prize. amzn.to/48gC9o0
Please remember, while flying a swastika is no longer hate speech, implying that somebody flying a swastika is a Nazi, still is.
November 21, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Please remember, while flying a swastika is no longer hate speech, implying that somebody flying a swastika is a Nazi, still is.
If you happen to live in a house inside a dormant volcano and think it would be fun to raise money by telling world leaders you will not use your new device maliciously in exchange for a voluntary contribution, this is all you need. amzn.to/49vzvwX
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November 21, 2025 at 1:56 AM
If you happen to live in a house inside a dormant volcano and think it would be fun to raise money by telling world leaders you will not use your new device maliciously in exchange for a voluntary contribution, this is all you need. amzn.to/49vzvwX
Maybe grandma only gets one slipper this year. She doesn’t need two
November 19, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Maybe grandma only gets one slipper this year. She doesn’t need two
It's way too early for me to commit to a Presidential run in 2028. However, if I don't run (and I don't think I will), I think a JD Vance and Ron DeSantis ticket would be ideal. Let's prove once and for all that charisma is overrated
November 19, 2025 at 9:06 PM
It's way too early for me to commit to a Presidential run in 2028. However, if I don't run (and I don't think I will), I think a JD Vance and Ron DeSantis ticket would be ideal. Let's prove once and for all that charisma is overrated
I haven't plugged this in awhile, but I do expect to have a new book out in the spring, so I thought it was a good time to plug the greatest story ever told about Jesus reimagined as a 1970s tv cop. amzn.to/4pfKf71
Detective Jesus #1: Thou Shalt Not Kill
Detective Jesus #1: Thou Shalt Not Kill - Kindle edition by Kimble, Jack. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading Detective Jesus #1: Thou Shalt Not Kill.
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November 19, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I haven't plugged this in awhile, but I do expect to have a new book out in the spring, so I thought it was a good time to plug the greatest story ever told about Jesus reimagined as a 1970s tv cop. amzn.to/4pfKf71
I will be wearing one of my Saskatchewan Roughriders shirts tomorrow!! Probably the one that fits me
November 17, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I will be wearing one of my Saskatchewan Roughriders shirts tomorrow!! Probably the one that fits me
People always misunderestimate Melania Trump. They forget she speaks 5 languages and came here on an Epstein Visa.
November 17, 2025 at 2:01 AM
People always misunderestimate Melania Trump. They forget she speaks 5 languages and came here on an Epstein Visa.
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November 17, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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November 17, 2025 at 1:56 AM
If you're like most people, you're jealous of the amazing gold appliques that are now in the Oval Office. Here, you can get the same high quality for less than $20 from the same manufacturer Ekena Millwork amzn.to/4qZ0E1z
Randy and I have so much in common! #Kimble-Feenstra2028 has a good ring to it. #RandyFeenstra
November 14, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Randy and I have so much in common! #Kimble-Feenstra2028 has a good ring to it. #RandyFeenstra
This is why you always play cards with politicians when you get the chance. You will win. Democrats always fold and Republicans always hit on 15 regardless of what’s showing
November 13, 2025 at 9:32 PM
This is why you always play cards with politicians when you get the chance. You will win. Democrats always fold and Republicans always hit on 15 regardless of what’s showing
How can they declare Mamdani Mayor of New York before counting all the mail in votes from California’s 54th District. I can even understand not counting the votes on napkin but if it’s on a paper sheet, you must count it to be complete.
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November 13, 2025 at 4:36 AM
How can they declare Mamdani Mayor of New York before counting all the mail in votes from California’s 54th District. I can even understand not counting the votes on napkin but if it’s on a paper sheet, you must count it to be complete.
#IfItsOnAPaperSheetYouMustCountItToBeComplete
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UCSD released a report on their own students showing:
*25% of students got 7 + 2 = ___ + 6 wrong
*61% of students couldn’t round 374,518 to the nearest hundred
*37% of students couldn't subtract fractions
It does make me wonder what percentage of students understood the report.
*25% of students got 7 + 2 = ___ + 6 wrong
*61% of students couldn’t round 374,518 to the nearest hundred
*37% of students couldn't subtract fractions
It does make me wonder what percentage of students understood the report.
November 13, 2025 at 4:36 AM
UCSD released a report on their own students showing:
*25% of students got 7 + 2 = ___ + 6 wrong
*61% of students couldn’t round 374,518 to the nearest hundred
*37% of students couldn't subtract fractions
It does make me wonder what percentage of students understood the report.
*25% of students got 7 + 2 = ___ + 6 wrong
*61% of students couldn’t round 374,518 to the nearest hundred
*37% of students couldn't subtract fractions
It does make me wonder what percentage of students understood the report.
I'm a bit nervous about my new book. It's about an ICE agent and it is going to be considerably different than Detective Jesus. It's still a comedy, but less broad.
November 13, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I'm a bit nervous about my new book. It's about an ICE agent and it is going to be considerably different than Detective Jesus. It's still a comedy, but less broad.
Wow! I really hate to see Joyce Carol Oates turning on Elon Musk like this. Her 40 years working with Darryl Hall was amazing. Maybe she should just stick to singing.
November 13, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Wow! I really hate to see Joyce Carol Oates turning on Elon Musk like this. Her 40 years working with Darryl Hall was amazing. Maybe she should just stick to singing.
I just picked up this adorable stuffed dalmatian for my office. I really hope it doesn't awaken anything in me. amzn.to/4qYa8tS
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November 13, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I just picked up this adorable stuffed dalmatian for my office. I really hope it doesn't awaken anything in me. amzn.to/4qYa8tS
In a world full of scorpions, Chuck Schumer is a frog
November 12, 2025 at 1:19 AM
In a world full of scorpions, Chuck Schumer is a frog
Never resist a mugger, give them your wallet and then after they feel they have accomplished something they are much more likely to be willing to negotiate over the contents of the wallet
November 12, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Never resist a mugger, give them your wallet and then after they feel they have accomplished something they are much more likely to be willing to negotiate over the contents of the wallet
I think a big reason Chicagoans are avoiding shopping at the Miracle Mile is because it's very inconvenient to drive all the way to the Mid-Wilshire district of Los Angeles
November 12, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I think a big reason Chicagoans are avoiding shopping at the Miracle Mile is because it's very inconvenient to drive all the way to the Mid-Wilshire district of Los Angeles
I brought something with me when I came back to work. I've been slapping these babies all over The Capitol. Luna actually pulled off the sticker and stuck her plug through it. She was surprised it still didn't work. amzn.to/4nTUJIe
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November 12, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I brought something with me when I came back to work. I've been slapping these babies all over The Capitol. Luna actually pulled off the sticker and stuck her plug through it. She was surprised it still didn't work. amzn.to/4nTUJIe
I hate to say it, but I think NYC is heading to Shakira Law
November 9, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I hate to say it, but I think NYC is heading to Shakira Law
Look, I'm not saying the economy has rebounded yet, but all I know is I've only had to work 87 days so far this year and I've made as much money as I did last year. That's the kind of progress I want to see.
November 7, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Look, I'm not saying the economy has rebounded yet, but all I know is I've only had to work 87 days so far this year and I've made as much money as I did last year. That's the kind of progress I want to see.
Repeal the 19th amendment. We don't need income tax anymore.
November 7, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Repeal the 19th amendment. We don't need income tax anymore.