Jeremy Chao
@jmchao.bsky.social
New Yorker. Wakes up screaming.
Trans rights are human rights.
Trans rights are human rights.
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Jeremy Chao
@jmchao.bsky.social
· Jan 25
The real horseshoe theory is a bunch of people in our politics have been hit in the head by a fucking horseshoe.
Think I'm going to take a break from this site to see how it feels to not be so obsessively online for a bit. See you when baseball starts up again, probably.
January 5, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Think I'm going to take a break from this site to see how it feels to not be so obsessively online for a bit. See you when baseball starts up again, probably.
In a just world, a corrupt president using how a state voted as a roadmap for denying funding could be justification for finally killing the Electoral College.
BREAKING: The Trump administration is suspending $10 billion intended for child care and poor families in five blue states.
www.axios.com/2026/01/05/t...
www.axios.com/2026/01/05/t...
Trump administration to freeze billions in childcare funding in five states
The White House is pointing to reports of social services fraud in Minnesota to threaten funding for child care around the country.
www.axios.com
January 5, 2026 at 9:40 PM
In a just world, a corrupt president using how a state voted as a roadmap for denying funding could be justification for finally killing the Electoral College.
No one show Trump “The White Man’s Burden” please.
On X, a senior U.S. Justice Department official is promoting a post that praises colonization as “one of the greatest things that ever happened to the backwards parts of the world.”👇
January 5, 2026 at 1:30 AM
No one show Trump “The White Man’s Burden” please.
Past administrations at least gave plausible deniability that we aren’t a naked imperialist power that wants to subjugate and take resources from vassal states. Trump, however, is not able to govern with subtext, so we are forced to face the evil that we do without any varnish.
January 3, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Past administrations at least gave plausible deniability that we aren’t a naked imperialist power that wants to subjugate and take resources from vassal states. Trump, however, is not able to govern with subtext, so we are forced to face the evil that we do without any varnish.
Thank god some of you freaks are still posting about the NFL. It’s keeping me from completely doom spiraling.
January 3, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Thank god some of you freaks are still posting about the NFL. It’s keeping me from completely doom spiraling.
What’s a better impeachment process for Constitution 2.0? House votes to impeach, simple majority of the Senate, then a nationwide up and down vote, with a simple majority required?
January 3, 2026 at 10:32 PM
What’s a better impeachment process for Constitution 2.0? House votes to impeach, simple majority of the Senate, then a nationwide up and down vote, with a simple majority required?
The coup in Venezuela is just a distraction from the fact that life is meaningless and absurd and death comes for us all.
January 3, 2026 at 8:07 PM
The coup in Venezuela is just a distraction from the fact that life is meaningless and absurd and death comes for us all.
Insane they’re trotting out the line that Venezuelan oil will pay for this when they said the same about Iraq.
January 3, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Insane they’re trotting out the line that Venezuelan oil will pay for this when they said the same about Iraq.
Trump is now a shop-in to win the inaugural Venezuelan Peace Prize.
January 3, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Trump is now a shop-in to win the inaugural Venezuelan Peace Prize.
If this invasion goes poorly, rest easy knowing Barron will reinvade during his presidency, as is the custom in our country.
January 3, 2026 at 2:18 PM
If this invasion goes poorly, rest easy knowing Barron will reinvade during his presidency, as is the custom in our country.
I can’t imagine the people justifying this would also justify if someone were to invade Israel, kidnap Bibi and throw him in The Hague.
January 3, 2026 at 2:12 PM
I can’t imagine the people justifying this would also justify if someone were to invade Israel, kidnap Bibi and throw him in The Hague.
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you.
Hi! I’m a massive hemorrhagic stroke at the age of 38.
Hi! I’m a massive hemorrhagic stroke at the age of 38.
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you.
Hello, I'm a car making an aggressive left hand turn on a one-way street with a protected bike lane
Hello, I'm a car making an aggressive left hand turn on a one-way street with a protected bike lane
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you.
Hi, I'm the stone planter that pulverized a college student's spleen. Never bike downhill with a cup of coffee in one hand, especially on a notoriously windy path.
Hi, I'm the stone planter that pulverized a college student's spleen. Never bike downhill with a cup of coffee in one hand, especially on a notoriously windy path.
January 2, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you.
Hi! I’m a massive hemorrhagic stroke at the age of 38.
Hi! I’m a massive hemorrhagic stroke at the age of 38.
If every rebel in that scene is 38 years old, the Republic fell when they were in their early 20s and this is how they’ve developed living under repressive empire, which makes a lot of sense.
A bunch adolescent rebels getting furious with each other over nothing and trying to kill themselves. Tony Gilroy wanted us to have a two episode taste of what it’s like to be on Bluesky.
January 2, 2026 at 1:04 AM
If every rebel in that scene is 38 years old, the Republic fell when they were in their early 20s and this is how they’ve developed living under repressive empire, which makes a lot of sense.
Too many people are too financial dependant on Elon being a money printer that they've decided he must be a genius or else they'll go bust with him.
January 1, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Too many people are too financial dependant on Elon being a money printer that they've decided he must be a genius or else they'll go bust with him.
Remember how excited Andy Cohen was for Eric Adams right before his term started?
January 1, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Remember how excited Andy Cohen was for Eric Adams right before his term started?
Kavanaugh Stops are now Kavanaugh Summary Executions.
Chief Justice John Roberts says the Constitution remains "firm and unshaken" with major Supreme Court rulings ahead.
Chief Justice says Constitution remains 'firm and unshaken' with major Supreme Court rulings ahead
Chief Justice John Roberts says that the Constitution remains a sturdy pillar for the country, a message that comes after a tumultuous year in the nation’s judicial system with pivotal Supreme Court decisions on the horizon.
bit.ly
January 1, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Kavanaugh Stops are now Kavanaugh Summary Executions.
John Roberts do the honorable thing challenge level impossible.
In case you were wondering, Jack Smith's testimony was the *opposite* of "total exoneration."
January 1, 2026 at 12:03 AM
John Roberts do the honorable thing challenge level impossible.
What I wouldn't give for a Tulkun matriarch to visit the Caribbean today.
December 31, 2025 at 7:06 PM
What I wouldn't give for a Tulkun matriarch to visit the Caribbean today.
Would be nice if the fever half the country is suffering from finally broke.
December 31, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Would be nice if the fever half the country is suffering from finally broke.
I’m not watching Stranger Things (gave up during Season Two), so TikTok right now feels like visiting a foreign country where I don’t know the language or the customs.
December 28, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I’m not watching Stranger Things (gave up during Season Two), so TikTok right now feels like visiting a foreign country where I don’t know the language or the customs.
Will never get over the fact that It’s a Wonderful Life, at its core, is a movie about a greedy business man who gets $8,000 (more than the price of a new home) from a halfwit with no consequences.
December 26, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Will never get over the fact that It’s a Wonderful Life, at its core, is a movie about a greedy business man who gets $8,000 (more than the price of a new home) from a halfwit with no consequences.
Guessing they were hidden on Anthony Wiener’s email?
December 24, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Guessing they were hidden on Anthony Wiener’s email?
Being relatively unaware of her deal, how much of Nicki Minaj becoming Trumpy due to the blowback from the "COVID vax swole up my cousin's friend's balls" tweet and how much is who she's always been?
December 22, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Being relatively unaware of her deal, how much of Nicki Minaj becoming Trumpy due to the blowback from the "COVID vax swole up my cousin's friend's balls" tweet and how much is who she's always been?
Looks like after Heat 2, Michael Mann needs to be start working on The Insider 2.
December 22, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Looks like after Heat 2, Michael Mann needs to be start working on The Insider 2.