Jeremy Chao
@jmchao.bsky.social
New Yorker. Wakes up screaming.
Trans rights are human rights.
Trans rights are human rights.
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Jeremy Chao
@jmchao.bsky.social
· Jan 25
The real horseshoe theory is a bunch of people in our politics have been hit in the head by a fucking horseshoe.
@grok please put the death of American democracy in a swastika bikini.
January 7, 2026 at 8:59 PM
@grok please put the death of American democracy in a swastika bikini.
Considering this is a platform where a not unsubstantial number of posters have pfps from their appearance on said TV show helps.
January 7, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Considering this is a platform where a not unsubstantial number of posters have pfps from their appearance on said TV show helps.
Again, it's insane that Jeopardy! is one of the few American institutions that actually understands where we are right now.
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Again, it's insane that Jeopardy! is one of the few American institutions that actually understands where we are right now.
If I were still on X, I'd ask Grok to put the murderer in a swastika bikini.
January 7, 2026 at 8:05 PM
If I were still on X, I'd ask Grok to put the murderer in a swastika bikini.
THIS SHOOTING IS NANCY PELOSI'S FAULT!!!
January 7, 2026 at 7:05 PM
THIS SHOOTING IS NANCY PELOSI'S FAULT!!!
Loyalty oaths > Loyalty programs.
January 7, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Loyalty oaths > Loyalty programs.
Less than a year and we're at masked federal agents murdering citizens in the streets phase of fascism.
January 7, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Less than a year and we're at masked federal agents murdering citizens in the streets phase of fascism.
Why manufacture consent when you can just pretend you already have it?
January 7, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Why manufacture consent when you can just pretend you already have it?
The day @ashleyfeinberg.bsky.social discovered Comey's twitter alt must have been a weird day for you.
January 7, 2026 at 4:23 PM
The day @ashleyfeinberg.bsky.social discovered Comey's twitter alt must have been a weird day for you.
Bad news for Polymarket trying to get out of paying out the insider war bettors.
January 7, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Bad news for Polymarket trying to get out of paying out the insider war bettors.
In your defense, we’ve been in 2016 for 10 years now.
January 7, 2026 at 3:24 PM
In your defense, we’ve been in 2016 for 10 years now.
Ah yes, the famously enforceable law enacted by @mnemonic.bsky.social
January 7, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Ah yes, the famously enforceable law enacted by @mnemonic.bsky.social
Going to be wild if there’s a bad hurricane season and, because of a decimated FEMA, he actually nukes the storm to try to stop it before landfall.
January 7, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Going to be wild if there’s a bad hurricane season and, because of a decimated FEMA, he actually nukes the storm to try to stop it before landfall.
They know there will be no federal push to make any action and probably risk Presidential ire and meddling if they go against Musk, so they are being cowards and letting this continue.
Where the hell are Google and Apple enforcing their app store terms of service on X? Grok doing CSAM should instantly be a removal from the app store. Any other app doing this would be pulled instantly. Journalists should be asking for comment from these companies.
January 7, 2026 at 2:36 PM
They know there will be no federal push to make any action and probably risk Presidential ire and meddling if they go against Musk, so they are being cowards and letting this continue.
Free speech absolutism, you see.
January 7, 2026 at 12:53 PM
Free speech absolutism, you see.
Opium is the true opiate of the masses.
January 7, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Opium is the true opiate of the masses.
Just took the tangled lights off the ol’ Christmas tree and all the dried branches fell off. Feeling like it’s going to be the last real tree. Just not worth the effort.
January 6, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Just took the tangled lights off the ol’ Christmas tree and all the dried branches fell off. Feeling like it’s going to be the last real tree. Just not worth the effort.
Imagine Civil War re-enactments in 1870.
January 6, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Imagine Civil War re-enactments in 1870.
@grok please put Matt Gaetz in a see-through micro bikini.
January 6, 2026 at 4:51 PM
@grok please put Matt Gaetz in a see-through micro bikini.
The difference being MBS' country doesn't have massive reserves of oil. Wait, my producers are handing me something...
January 6, 2026 at 3:40 PM
The difference being MBS' country doesn't have massive reserves of oil. Wait, my producers are handing me something...
Would litigation by Republicans to block using the new maps further delay the special to fill the seat?
January 6, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Would litigation by Republicans to block using the new maps further delay the special to fill the seat?
By then, the vote could be a referendum on the invasion of Greenland, so I’m not going to make any predictions.
January 6, 2026 at 3:06 PM
By then, the vote could be a referendum on the invasion of Greenland, so I’m not going to make any predictions.
Wait, can’t be May 26, since that’s the day after Memorial Day, so I guess May 19? Or maybe a non-Tuesday?
January 6, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Wait, can’t be May 26, since that’s the day after Memorial Day, so I guess May 19? Or maybe a non-Tuesday?