Jeremy Chao
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Jeremy Chao
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New Yorker. Wakes up screaming. Trans rights are human rights.
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The real horseshoe theory is a bunch of people in our politics have been hit in the head by a fucking horseshoe.
Well fuck. Do I have to run against a Kennedy, then? There needs to be reply guy representation in Washington.
Hope Brad Lander eats him for breakfast.
To be fair, it’s impossible to get a room at Junket Falls this time of year.
Also, Chuck will throw in his lunch money for free.
Tell Sean Doolittle hi for me, please!
It's Naomi Wolf/Naomi Klein, but for Hakeems.
He wants to cut ads saying Democrats voted for a message bill that never had a prayer of passage thinking that's the recipe for surviving until the midterms.
Gotta redeploy to NYC in time for Mamdani's inauguration on New Year's.
According to this exclusive OnlyFans economic report, gooning has never been more affordable for the lowly American Incel.
They respect the OG Pedocons.
American Antipope incoming.
Gotta get back into that. Started, got a few deliveries into Mexico, and got distracted by life.
Anyone else thinking about the concept of hell a lot more these days?
Obviously data centers should be in the 7th circle of hell, since Dante explained it's freezing there because it's the furthest place from the warmth of God.
Maybe they’ll pardon her and Ghislaine at the same time to make it hard to figure out which to cover more.
The old woman stopped the sad young man after he buried the weathered Walther PPK in the sands of the desert wasteland.

“Who are you?”

“Bond.”

“Bond who?”

“James Bond.”
A great shudder is heard from the seventh depth. A tentacle breaks through the bloody crust of the chamber as a disembodied voice that sounds like the concept of terror howls “ALL MY APES… GONE…”
I had insurance that was decent and the rare luxury to not have to work for two years while recovering from my massive stroke at 38. I still had to struggle with the system just to get the standard care that I needed to get back into a position to work again. And that’s a best case in our country.
Wonder if someone will trot out a “if you’re against Chuck Schumer, you’re antisemitic” think piece.
If there’s something people love more than retail shopping under armed escort, I’d love to know what it is.
Think of the arcane rituals and currency that could exist in the hell of the John Wick universe!
I would love to know what he thinks Starship Troopers is about.
Valentine’s Day Reservations are hard to cancel, even if you’re a Senator.
Feels like this is an easy layup for “To show bipartisanship still exists, SCOTUS unanimously refused to bow to Trump” headlines from gullible newspapers.
I’m assuming a non-zero part of Maddow’s decision to go to once a week was to limit her required small talk with Lawrence O’Donnell after her show.