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Jeremy Chao

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New Yorker. Wakes up screaming. Trans rights are human rights.

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Jeremy Chao @jmchao.bsky.social · Jan 25

The real horseshoe theory is a bunch of people in our politics have been hit in the head by a fucking horseshoe.

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Jeremy Chao @jmchao.bsky.social · 5h

Well fuck. Do I have to run against a Kennedy, then? There needs to be reply guy representation in Washington.

Jeremy Chao @jmchao.bsky.social · 5h

Hope Brad Lander eats him for breakfast.

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Jeremy Chao @jmchao.bsky.social · 5h

To be fair, it’s impossible to get a room at Junket Falls this time of year.

Jeremy Chao @jmchao.bsky.social · 10h

Also, Chuck will throw in his lunch money for free.

Jeremy Chao @jmchao.bsky.social · 11h

Tell Sean Doolittle hi for me, please!

Jeremy Chao @jmchao.bsky.social · 11h

It's Naomi Wolf/Naomi Klein, but for Hakeems.

Jeremy Chao @jmchao.bsky.social · 11h

He wants to cut ads saying Democrats voted for a message bill that never had a prayer of passage thinking that's the recipe for surviving until the midterms.

Jeremy Chao @jmchao.bsky.social · 12h

Gotta redeploy to NYC in time for Mamdani's inauguration on New Year's.

Jeremy Chao @jmchao.bsky.social · 14h

According to this exclusive OnlyFans economic report, gooning has never been more affordable for the lowly American Incel.

Jeremy Chao @jmchao.bsky.social · 16h

They respect the OG Pedocons.

Jeremy Chao @jmchao.bsky.social · 16h

American Antipope incoming.

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Jeremy Chao @jmchao.bsky.social · 17h

Gotta get back into that. Started, got a few deliveries into Mexico, and got distracted by life.

Jeremy Chao @jmchao.bsky.social · 18h

Anyone else thinking about the concept of hell a lot more these days?

Jeremy Chao @jmchao.bsky.social · 18h

Obviously data centers should be in the 7th circle of hell, since Dante explained it's freezing there because it's the furthest place from the warmth of God.

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Jeremy Chao @jmchao.bsky.social · 18h

Maybe they’ll pardon her and Ghislaine at the same time to make it hard to figure out which to cover more.

Jeremy Chao @jmchao.bsky.social · 18h

The old woman stopped the sad young man after he buried the weathered Walther PPK in the sands of the desert wasteland.

“Who are you?”

“Bond.”

“Bond who?”

“James Bond.”

Jeremy Chao @jmchao.bsky.social · 19h

A great shudder is heard from the seventh depth. A tentacle breaks through the bloody crust of the chamber as a disembodied voice that sounds like the concept of terror howls “ALL MY APES… GONE…”

Jeremy Chao @jmchao.bsky.social · 19h

I had insurance that was decent and the rare luxury to not have to work for two years while recovering from my massive stroke at 38. I still had to struggle with the system just to get the standard care that I needed to get back into a position to work again. And that’s a best case in our country.

Jeremy Chao @jmchao.bsky.social · 19h

Wonder if someone will trot out a “if you’re against Chuck Schumer, you’re antisemitic” think piece.

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Jeremy Chao @jmchao.bsky.social · 20h

If there’s something people love more than retail shopping under armed escort, I’d love to know what it is.

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Jeremy Chao @jmchao.bsky.social · 20h

Think of the arcane rituals and currency that could exist in the hell of the John Wick universe!

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Jeremy Chao @jmchao.bsky.social · 1d

I would love to know what he thinks Starship Troopers is about.

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Jeremy Chao @jmchao.bsky.social · 1d

Valentine’s Day Reservations are hard to cancel, even if you’re a Senator.

Jeremy Chao @jmchao.bsky.social · 1d

Feels like this is an easy layup for “To show bipartisanship still exists, SCOTUS unanimously refused to bow to Trump” headlines from gullible newspapers.

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Jeremy Chao @jmchao.bsky.social · 1d

I’m assuming a non-zero part of Maddow’s decision to go to once a week was to limit her required small talk with Lawrence O’Donnell after her show.

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