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1. End Citizens United
2. Tax the rich
3. Prosecute wage theft
4. Pass Medicare for All
5. Vote out bought, corrupt politicians
2. Tax the rich
3. Prosecute wage theft
4. Pass Medicare for All
5. Vote out bought, corrupt politicians
December 26, 2025 at 10:45 PM
1. End Citizens United
2. Tax the rich
3. Prosecute wage theft
4. Pass Medicare for All
5. Vote out bought, corrupt politicians
2. Tax the rich
3. Prosecute wage theft
4. Pass Medicare for All
5. Vote out bought, corrupt politicians
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(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne
December 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne
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I am going to start copy and pasting the AM “hate” speech at any person who uses AI without any irony or understanding of why it’s being pushed so aggressively by fascist billionaires to put people like me out of work. I fucking hate all of you
December 26, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I am going to start copy and pasting the AM “hate” speech at any person who uses AI without any irony or understanding of why it’s being pushed so aggressively by fascist billionaires to put people like me out of work. I fucking hate all of you
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my man looking like Allergic Reaction Eric Idle
December 26, 2025 at 4:15 PM
my man looking like Allergic Reaction Eric Idle
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the shit I care least in the whole world about is whether the story about the Earl of Sandwich is true. yes it fucking was. my man was playing cards and eating meat with his hands and then he said hold up check this out. you won't believe this shit. bring me some fucking bread & hold onto your hats
December 26, 2025 at 3:57 PM
the shit I care least in the whole world about is whether the story about the Earl of Sandwich is true. yes it fucking was. my man was playing cards and eating meat with his hands and then he said hold up check this out. you won't believe this shit. bring me some fucking bread & hold onto your hats
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The table has mostly been cleared
December 26, 2025 at 4:40 PM
The table has mostly been cleared
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I'm not sure which of you need to hear this, but:
If you push yourself to your limits and burn out for a company, you are trading years of your future productivity for minor gains in the present.
Burning out will _fuck you up_, it's like brain fog or depression, and it takes years to recover
If you push yourself to your limits and burn out for a company, you are trading years of your future productivity for minor gains in the present.
Burning out will _fuck you up_, it's like brain fog or depression, and it takes years to recover
March 4, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I'm not sure which of you need to hear this, but:
If you push yourself to your limits and burn out for a company, you are trading years of your future productivity for minor gains in the present.
Burning out will _fuck you up_, it's like brain fog or depression, and it takes years to recover
If you push yourself to your limits and burn out for a company, you are trading years of your future productivity for minor gains in the present.
Burning out will _fuck you up_, it's like brain fog or depression, and it takes years to recover
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Shout out to my road dogg Pot Bear
December 26, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Shout out to my road dogg Pot Bear
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Can't wait for the loosened up, non-perfect, but quickly shipped AI-enhanced updates to hit my banking and insurance services next year.
Im sure there will be no issues there at all.
Im sure there will be no issues there at all.
December 26, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Can't wait for the loosened up, non-perfect, but quickly shipped AI-enhanced updates to hit my banking and insurance services next year.
Im sure there will be no issues there at all.
Im sure there will be no issues there at all.
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Somehow stumbled into putting on TRUE GRIT instead and i am now imagining a conversation between Jeff Bridges's Rooster Cogburn and Tom Hardy's Bane. Maybe Boomhauer too
December 26, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Somehow stumbled into putting on TRUE GRIT instead and i am now imagining a conversation between Jeff Bridges's Rooster Cogburn and Tom Hardy's Bane. Maybe Boomhauer too
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Hope everyone is muddling through somehow
December 25, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Hope everyone is muddling through somehow
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And Tiny Tim who did not die but instead established the planet Gallifrey but because of an unfortunate typo failed to name his future society the Tim Lords, gatekeepers of Tim & Space
December 25, 2025 at 7:59 PM
And Tiny Tim who did not die but instead established the planet Gallifrey but because of an unfortunate typo failed to name his future society the Tim Lords, gatekeepers of Tim & Space
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Gasoline Alley by Frank King from December 25, 1921.
December 25, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Gasoline Alley by Frank King from December 25, 1921.
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You can neatly connect what...50 years of American politics directly to Iran-Contra. Clinton, both Bushes, Epstein, Trump, the CIA, Mossad...even Tiny Tim who still lives on to this day, undying in a Nicaraguan catacomb, biding his time, waiting waiting waiting...
December 25, 2025 at 8:08 AM
You can neatly connect what...50 years of American politics directly to Iran-Contra. Clinton, both Bushes, Epstein, Trump, the CIA, Mossad...even Tiny Tim who still lives on to this day, undying in a Nicaraguan catacomb, biding his time, waiting waiting waiting...
“And with strange aeons even Tiny Tim may die”
December 25, 2025 at 6:50 PM
“And with strange aeons even Tiny Tim may die”
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Happy holidays from our family to yourses!
December 24, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Happy holidays from our family to yourses!
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Bari Weiss cutting the Peanuts Christmas Special from the CBS lineup because it doesn't move the ball forward or get the parents on-camera
December 25, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Bari Weiss cutting the Peanuts Christmas Special from the CBS lineup because it doesn't move the ball forward or get the parents on-camera
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Santa Tracker Shows Sleigh Stopped For 40 Minutes Outside Old Girlfriend’s House https://theonion.com/santa-tracker-shows-sleigh-stopped-for-40-minutes-outside-old-girlfriends-house/
December 25, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Santa Tracker Shows Sleigh Stopped For 40 Minutes Outside Old Girlfriend’s House https://theonion.com/santa-tracker-shows-sleigh-stopped-for-40-minutes-outside-old-girlfriends-house/
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And Schrödinger’s Tiny Tim, who both DID and did NOT die,
December 25, 2025 at 8:44 AM
And Schrödinger’s Tiny Tim, who both DID and did NOT die,