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Kinda wish Schumer was in medicine so I can have a doctor who tells me to eat as much salt and sugar I want. A teacher who’d tell me to use generative AI. A traffic cop saying 30 over the speed limit is fine but please think about briefly using the turn signal when merging over three lanes at once
Our DHS reform demands are exceedingly reasonable.
We're asking ICE to do nothing more than follow the standards that the vast majority of law enforcement agencies already follow.
Republicans, the ball is in your court. The clock is ticking.
We're asking ICE to do nothing more than follow the standards that the vast majority of law enforcement agencies already follow.
Republicans, the ball is in your court. The clock is ticking.
February 10, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Kinda wish Schumer was in medicine so I can have a doctor who tells me to eat as much salt and sugar I want. A teacher who’d tell me to use generative AI. A traffic cop saying 30 over the speed limit is fine but please think about briefly using the turn signal when merging over three lanes at once
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I tried to take a photo of a grasshopper on my windshield, but now it looks like a gigantic bug destroying the town.
February 10, 2026 at 6:10 AM
I tried to take a photo of a grasshopper on my windshield, but now it looks like a gigantic bug destroying the town.
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One does so want to protect the delicate feelings of men who sleep with couches and Charlie Kirk’s widow, who troll us regarding the murder victims of ICE, and who cover up their involvement and celebration of Jeff Epstein’s crimes
House Oversight hearing on ICE opens with the rules:
"It is also a clear violation of the rules of the House to make statements that might personally be offensive to the President or the Vice President of the United States."
"It is also a clear violation of the rules of the House to make statements that might personally be offensive to the President or the Vice President of the United States."
February 10, 2026 at 4:13 PM
One does so want to protect the delicate feelings of men who sleep with couches and Charlie Kirk’s widow, who troll us regarding the murder victims of ICE, and who cover up their involvement and celebration of Jeff Epstein’s crimes
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Remember when they called *us* snowflakes? It is now a matter of congressional record that the President and VP sternly request you to not hurt their fee fees.
House Oversight hearing on ICE opens with the rules:
"It is also a clear violation of the rules of the House to make statements that might personally be offensive to the President or the Vice President of the United States."
"It is also a clear violation of the rules of the House to make statements that might personally be offensive to the President or the Vice President of the United States."
February 10, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Remember when they called *us* snowflakes? It is now a matter of congressional record that the President and VP sternly request you to not hurt their fee fees.
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[frantically raising hand] ooh, ooh. I know. Because Americans have a constitutional right to vote but don't have a right to open a bank account or drive a car.
Mike Johnson: "Americans need an ID to drive, to open a bank account, to buy cold medicine, to file govt assistance, even to attend the DNC. So why would voting be any different? They can't answer that question."
February 10, 2026 at 3:32 PM
[frantically raising hand] ooh, ooh. I know. Because Americans have a constitutional right to vote but don't have a right to open a bank account or drive a car.
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gatorade is owned by pepsico but it's the coca cola of the sports drink market. powerade in turn is owned by coca cola, but it's unquestionably the pepsi of sports drinks. this should be plainly obvious to all
February 9, 2026 at 10:03 PM
gatorade is owned by pepsico but it's the coca cola of the sports drink market. powerade in turn is owned by coca cola, but it's unquestionably the pepsi of sports drinks. this should be plainly obvious to all
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Every Super Bowl ad was just “HEY REMEMBER THIS SHIT? HUH? YOU REMEMBER THE POP CULTURE YOU CONSUMED THAT ONE TIME IN YOUR LIFE WHEN NOT ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING FUCKING SUCKED. REMEMBER THAT?? brought to you by a company causing your electric bill to increase 287%”
February 9, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Every Super Bowl ad was just “HEY REMEMBER THIS SHIT? HUH? YOU REMEMBER THE POP CULTURE YOU CONSUMED THAT ONE TIME IN YOUR LIFE WHEN NOT ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING FUCKING SUCKED. REMEMBER THAT?? brought to you by a company causing your electric bill to increase 287%”
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Macbeth: SHIT
February 9, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Macbeth: SHIT
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Keep seeing the misinformation that this was Liam on here--has been reported that it was not
A Reddit user identifies the boy who took a Grammy from Bad Bunny in the halftime show as five-year-old model Lincoln Fox and says that he was meant to represent Bad Bunny as a child www.instagram.com/the_lincfox/... www.reddit.com/user/BabySea...
February 9, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Keep seeing the misinformation that this was Liam on here--has been reported that it was not
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It's very funny how AI ads are never like, scientists using AI to scan thousands of ancient documents or some kind of actual plausible good use. It's always a guy being like hey chatGPT how do I make a bowl of cereal do I start with a bowl or the milk or what
February 9, 2026 at 1:23 AM
It's very funny how AI ads are never like, scientists using AI to scan thousands of ancient documents or some kind of actual plausible good use. It's always a guy being like hey chatGPT how do I make a bowl of cereal do I start with a bowl or the milk or what
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i love that for the average american, activism is just watching TV the correct way
February 9, 2026 at 12:52 AM
i love that for the average american, activism is just watching TV the correct way
QUICK GET YOUR FUCKEN BETS IN HOW LONG THE GODDAMN NATIONAL ANTHEM WILL BE
February 8, 2026 at 11:24 PM
QUICK GET YOUR FUCKEN BETS IN HOW LONG THE GODDAMN NATIONAL ANTHEM WILL BE
Jonathan Bonathan Jovial
February 8, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Jonathan Bonathan Jovial
I say this and the broadcast starts playing fucking Aerosmith
February 8, 2026 at 11:18 PM
I say this and the broadcast starts playing fucking Aerosmith
I appreciate the Green Day guys saying “fuck ICE” but they are a 60-year old 40-year old band
February 8, 2026 at 11:17 PM
I appreciate the Green Day guys saying “fuck ICE” but they are a 60-year old 40-year old band
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Ohhhh the self publishing industry had that same type of scammer in 2015/2016. It was a big deal at the time as she’d put out boxed sets with anyone who signed up for her courses. She did a lot of dodgy shit.
To be very clear, that lady in the NYT article is not making any money with her hundreds of AI slop books.
She makes money by *convincing people* she makes money that way and getting them to pay her to teach them how to do it.
It's an evolved MLM, and the NYT is helping market it.
She makes money by *convincing people* she makes money that way and getting them to pay her to teach them how to do it.
It's an evolved MLM, and the NYT is helping market it.
February 8, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Ohhhh the self publishing industry had that same type of scammer in 2015/2016. It was a big deal at the time as she’d put out boxed sets with anyone who signed up for her courses. She did a lot of dodgy shit.
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they fired everybody who knows that Puerto Ricans are American
The Super Bowl halftime show, with Bad Bunny showcasing Latin music before a global television audience expected to top 100 million, will illustrate the nation’s immigration divide whether or not the reggaeton star delivers an explicit political message.
The enthusiasm — and scorn — surrounding Bad Bunny’s star turn at the Super Bowl
The halftime show will illustrate the nation’s immigration divide whether or not the reggaeton star makes an explicit message about Trump’s deportation drive.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 8, 2026 at 2:25 AM
they fired everybody who knows that Puerto Ricans are American
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Won’tstock
February 7, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Won’tstock
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R.I.P. Cake founding guitarist Greg Brown
Cake Founding Guitarist Greg Brown Has Died
Greg Brown, the founding guitarist for Cake, has died. The band’s social media account announced the news today, saying he passed “after a brief illness.” “It is with heavy hearts that we share the ne...
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February 8, 2026 at 12:57 AM
R.I.P. Cake founding guitarist Greg Brown
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Ok, now we know who one of the missing primarchs was, and why the emperor tried to erase all mention of him.
February 8, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Ok, now we know who one of the missing primarchs was, and why the emperor tried to erase all mention of him.
While Zeus is not definitively ruled out I guess, in one issue the villians take control by casting a spell that controls golems and in another Wonder Woman’s bio-mom and Paradise Isle are seen and are very much the regular DC versions (just absolutely locked away) suggesting Hippolyta sculpted her
February 8, 2026 at 2:54 AM
While Zeus is not definitively ruled out I guess, in one issue the villians take control by casting a spell that controls golems and in another Wonder Woman’s bio-mom and Paradise Isle are seen and are very much the regular DC versions (just absolutely locked away) suggesting Hippolyta sculpted her