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Dominus Ominous. Unholy water in the streets, dubious candy in the sheets. Most Holy LAMF.
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Murray N. Rothbard’s book ‘Zero Pussy and What It Does to a Motherfucker”
November 14, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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Bouncing’
November 14, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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A man and woman walking to the bedroom. He has an uppercase ‘I’ on his back, she has the Pixar lamp (Luxo, Jr.) on hers. She’s grinning salaciously.
November 14, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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Disney/Pixar presents: SQUIRT
November 14, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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November 14, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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Be careful Nash-anyone that dares to criticize Schumer is clearly antisemitic🙄:
Helen, Tina's Boob Punch @tinavsta... • 4m Good morning to everyone, and a special note for those still complaining about Senate Minority Leader Schumer: a.) Are you seriously completely unaware of what's going on in the House right now-which could not be happening had we not reopened the government b.) Yes you ARE antisemitic, stop it ... Helen, Tina's Boob Punch @tinavstammy.bsky.social And as long as I'm coming in hot, I don't want to hear any House Minority Leader Jeffries slander either. For those of you also doing that, yes you are racist. Stop it. No, we're not going to debate this. Racist.
November 13, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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But remember folks-criticizing Schumer means you’re antisemitic according to this fucking dipshit:
Helen, Tina's Boob Punch @tinavsta... Good morning to everyone, and a special note for those still complaining about Senate Minority Leader Schumer: a.) Are you seriously completely unaware of what's going on in the House right now-which could not be happening had we not reopened the government b.) Yes you ARE antisemitic, stop it ... Helen, Tina's Boob Punch @tinavstammy.. And as long as I'm coming in hot, I don't want to hear any House Minority Leader Jeffries slander either. For those of you also doing that, yes you are racist. Stop it. No, we're not going to debate this. Racist.
November 13, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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Ben’s gonna need a step-up.
Ben Shapiro with a sword that’s bigger than he is. HE’S A REAL BOY NOW!!!
November 13, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Some sort of shaved ape (a really short and dumb one) with ICBMs for nipples. He had the rictus of idiocy.
November 13, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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Woke up to this absolute baby brain bullshit on my TL.

“DISSENT WILL NOT BE TOLERATED!”

Go fuck yourself in Hell.
Two skeets: Helen, Tina's Boob Punch @tinavsta... • 4m Good morning to everyone, and a special note for those still complaining about Senate Minority Leader Schumer: a.) Are you seriously completely unaware of what's going on in the House right now-which could not be happening had we not reopened the government b.) Yes you ARE antisemitic, stop it ... Helen, Tina's Boob Punch @tinavstammy.bsky.social And as long as I'm coming in hot, I don't want to hear any House Minority Leader Jeffries slander either. For those of you also doing that, yes you are racist. Stop it. No, we're not going to debate this. Racist.
November 13, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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Hopefully these don’t lead here:
A street sign: Arlene Fuchs Katz Drive. Oh my.
November 12, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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A child laughing with the caption That was funny! Say some more stupid shit!
November 12, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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I’M FUCKIN’ DYIN’ HERE FAM!!!
The headliner of this hot mess was "Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo" actor and philosopher Rob Schneider, which may help explain why tickets were free. BODIED!!!
November 12, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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Here’s a thought to keep y’all up at night:

Kim Davis’ Kissin’ Cousins Poontang Ranch
Broke-ass bitch
November 10, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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MUNCH MY BOX, WAZOWSKI!!! AHHHHH-HAAAAAAGH!!!
Kim Davis
November 10, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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Rhodes is a lumpy clown who is not seeing things clearly. Also, Hoft is flat-out starting to look like Heino.
A blonde man with big eyes and tinted glasses looking in two directions. It’s German singer Heino, and the text reads “Liebe Mutter…”
November 10, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Yes, you should have.
Headline: John Fetterman: ‘I should have quit’. Pictured: an ox.
November 10, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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Yep.
Top skeet from Catturd light: Texas Paul• @realtexaspaul.com Fun facts: Chuck Schumer didn't negotiate this deal. Chuck Schumer isn't voting for this deal. Chuck Schumer isn't running for leadership next Congress. Watch how many people shift their talking points. Bottom skeet: Crastinator @guimess. It's like cowboy hats cut off the brain circulation. Texas Paul is pictured in his avi wearing a cowboy hat
November 10, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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Some hideous tech CHUD whining about “masculinity”. A cartoon of a fox holding a tin cup asking “May I please get a crumb of pussy”.
November 9, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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Holden Bloodfeast (R) lowa -118 years old -Please god just let us nuke Iran, nothing else matters, I'll do anything please | just want to see burning flesh one last time before I die -Respectable bipartisan
November 9, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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A woman gurgling a white substance: caption: Nancy Reagan welcoming Dick Cheney to Hell.
November 9, 2025 at 5:47 PM