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I spew nonsense about cats, sports (especially #WNBA, #Skytown, #Cubs, #Illini), music, how much I hate maga, and random crap.

"Truth be told, I want to live my life with the volume full."
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Made this years ago. Never imagined it would be relevant again for another 4 years.
ICYMI, Tom Morello does not mince words.
Springsteen in MN tonight performs as a special guest for Tom Morello’s benefit concert.

#RageAgainstTheMachine

#TheBoss

#MinnesotaUnited
January 31, 2026 at 1:48 AM
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Official from Unrivaled:

21,490 fans in the building tonight.

That’s an all-time record for the highest-attended regular season professional women's basketball game ever.

Also, a record for a professional basketball game — men’s or women’s — at Xfinity Mobile Arena.
January 31, 2026 at 1:40 AM
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Holy shit. So this just happened at Minneapolis's legendary First Avenue club. That's Tom Morello introducing Springsteen. www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jHe...
Bruce Springsteen - Streets of Minneapolis - First Ave 260130
YouTube video by Nate Reiter
www.youtube.com
January 30, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Oh no! This is terrible news. @schatzipage.bsky.social
Inbox: The Chicago Stars have placed Natalia Kuikka on the season-ending injury list.

The veteran defender tore her ACL on the first day of preseason training.
January 31, 2026 at 12:38 AM
I'd rather watch the Charlie Kirk shooting on a loop than 1 minute of the Melania movie.
January 31, 2026 at 12:26 AM
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If you'd like to make a donation as well you can do so through the link below.

illinoiscoalitionforimmigrantandrefugeerights-bloom.kindful.com?campaign=124...

Looking for contact information for your elected representatives? Visit house.gov and senate.gov
Illinois Coalition for Immigrant and Refugee Rights | Kindful
illinoiscoalitionforimmigrantandrefugeerights-bloom.kindful.com
January 30, 2026 at 6:54 PM
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We stand with those taking positive actions today, yesterday, and tomorrow.

We're donating a portion of proceeds of all draft sales of Overfed Goats to The Illinois Coalition for Immigrant and Refugee Rights.
January 30, 2026 at 6:54 PM
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We stand with immigrants, due process, the Constitution, and the ideals behind it. No human being is illegal and the pursuit of freedom is both a natural human right and a fundamentally American belief. The actions of ICE are contrary to those beliefs & our shared moral compass.
January 30, 2026 at 6:54 PM
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Oh Macaulay 😭😭😭
January 30, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Catherine O'Hara on 30 Rock as Kenneth's mother. So so very good. RIP, legend.
youtu.be/JvghoUr8qfU?...
January 30, 2026 at 7:35 PM
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The joy that she brought to so many, the genius she infused into her characters, the light that she was- thank you, Catherine O’Hara.
a woman wearing a wig and a suit says " whatever you do "
ALT: a woman wearing a wig and a suit says " whatever you do "
media.tenor.com
January 30, 2026 at 7:12 PM
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Wrong fucking Home Alone 2 actor goddammit.
January 30, 2026 at 6:35 PM
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4 Black journalists have been kidnapped by the federal government
January 30, 2026 at 6:45 PM
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This ain't Yemen,
Free Don Lemon.
January 30, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Fucking hell! Now I gotta watch Best in Show tonight.
Katherine O’Hara just passed away and we all need to pause for a second and figure out wtf we’re even supposed to do anymore.
January 30, 2026 at 6:41 PM
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January 30, 2026 at 6:37 PM
No more money for DHS!
No more money for ICE!

Impeach Noem!
Impeach Trump!
Fire Vance and Miller into the sun!
January 29, 2026 at 10:57 PM
I'm so deeply tired of stupid, selfish, condescending, snippy, and/or intellectually lazy coworkers.
January 29, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Atty: Please docket a reminder 7 days before the March 17 hearing.

Admin: *dockets reminder for March 11*

Me: I don't see that reminder on the calendar for March 10

Admin: So day of doesn't count. No one has ever said that to me before.

Me:
a man with long hair and a beard is holding a glass with the word huh on it
Alt: The Dude (Jeff Bridges) from The Big Lebowski stirring a white Russian cocktail with a confused look on his face with the caption "HUH?"
media.tenor.com
January 29, 2026 at 10:44 PM
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Britta Curl-Salemme recently collaborated on a video with anti-trans organization FIERCE Athlete, a video liked and commented on by members of the PWHL and Minnesota Frost. The video was in part shot on PWHL ice and utilized in-game footage.

More: thehockeynews.com/womens/pwhl/... #PWHL
Britta Curl-Salemme Partners With Anti-Trans Organization FIERCE Athlete, Video Liked My Many PWHL Players
Britta Curl-Salemme, a member of the PWHL's Minnesota Frost who received public backlash, issued a public apology, and who continues to be booed in every PWHL market, has partnered with anti-Trans org...
thehockeynews.com
January 28, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Short list of people who can fuck off and go play in traffic:

ICE
Trump, Noem, Miller, et al
Gavin Newsom
JK Rowling
My firm's new name partner
The Ricketts brothers
Jerry Reinsdorf
Britta Curl
January 29, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Three total NHL games tonight.

FIFTEEN total NHL games tomorrow.

Make the NHL schedule make sense!
January 29, 2026 at 3:31 AM
I told my boss today that if her partner continues on his condescending power trip and yells or barks orders at me like I'm an animal, then I'm packing up my shit and leaving the office for good. Life is too short for shitty bosses.
January 29, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Looking for Dem candidates who will:

Demolish DHS
Identify the perps
Perp walk them all
Prosecute every last one
Incarcerate or
Execute the guilty

#DIPPIE the motherfuckers
January 29, 2026 at 2:52 AM