Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition)
@schwarziest.bsky.social
I spew nonsense about cats, sports (especially #WNBA, #Skytown, #Cubs, #Illini), music, how much I hate maga, and random crap.
"Truth be told, I want to live my life with the volume full."
"Truth be told, I want to live my life with the volume full."
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Made this years ago. Never imagined it would be relevant again for another 4 years.
Go Seahawks! Beat New England!
January 26, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Go Seahawks! Beat New England!
Not drunk enough to kill the pain. Must drink more.
January 25, 2026 at 5:40 AM
Not drunk enough to kill the pain. Must drink more.
A reality show where Derrick Rose and Joakim Noah live in the same house as Caleb Williams and Pete Crow-Armstrong, and just exist.
January 25, 2026 at 5:18 AM
A reality show where Derrick Rose and Joakim Noah live in the same house as Caleb Williams and Pete Crow-Armstrong, and just exist.
Currently at the bar trying to get drunk. Wish me luck!
January 25, 2026 at 5:04 AM
Currently at the bar trying to get drunk. Wish me luck!
The Good-Pretti Bill to Defund DHS and Restore the Constitution?
Thr Good-Pretti Bill to Take Back the United States from the Fascist Trump Regime?
I dunno, I'm just spitballing here.
Thr Good-Pretti Bill to Take Back the United States from the Fascist Trump Regime?
I dunno, I'm just spitballing here.
January 25, 2026 at 2:29 AM
The Good-Pretti Bill to Defund DHS and Restore the Constitution?
Thr Good-Pretti Bill to Take Back the United States from the Fascist Trump Regime?
I dunno, I'm just spitballing here.
Thr Good-Pretti Bill to Take Back the United States from the Fascist Trump Regime?
I dunno, I'm just spitballing here.
Hey what's happening is he dead yet?
January 25, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Hey what's happening is he dead yet?
Sorry I'm late. I've been filled with a burning rage for the last 3 houra.
January 24, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Sorry I'm late. I've been filled with a burning rage for the last 3 houra.
Trying to put on a happy face for my boss' birthday party.
January 24, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Trying to put on a happy face for my boss' birthday party.
"Sorry I'm late to your birthday party, boss. I was busy sending emails to our senators filled with incandescent rage," I'll say. She will understand.
January 24, 2026 at 10:38 PM
"Sorry I'm late to your birthday party, boss. I was busy sending emails to our senators filled with incandescent rage," I'll say. She will understand.
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New: Alex Pretti, the man killed by the Trump-Vance mob of agents was an outdoorsmen, a mountain biker, an ICU nurse who "would go out of his way to help," say Veterans Affairs colleagues.
Cheerful. Funny. Gentle.
And still, per sources, Trump officials are urging staff to call him a "terrorist."
Cheerful. Funny. Gentle.
And still, per sources, Trump officials are urging staff to call him a "terrorist."
DHS Shooting Victim in Minneapolis Was a ‘Sweet’ and ‘Principled Person’
Zeteo spoke with two doctors who worked with Alex Pretti, a nurse who is the latest victim of Trump’s violent invasion of Minnesota.
zeteo.com
January 24, 2026 at 10:07 PM
New: Alex Pretti, the man killed by the Trump-Vance mob of agents was an outdoorsmen, a mountain biker, an ICU nurse who "would go out of his way to help," say Veterans Affairs colleagues.
Cheerful. Funny. Gentle.
And still, per sources, Trump officials are urging staff to call him a "terrorist."
Cheerful. Funny. Gentle.
And still, per sources, Trump officials are urging staff to call him a "terrorist."
Canada, I know you hate Trump. Do the right thing and start the ball rolling. #Boycott2628
Dear World,
As much as I love the World Cup and Summer Olympics, I urge you to boycott them in 2026 and 2028. The US government is run by racist, xenophobic, misogynist, homophobic fascists, and their drooling sycophants. Don't put your athletes at risk by sending them here. Make the US a pariah.
As much as I love the World Cup and Summer Olympics, I urge you to boycott them in 2026 and 2028. The US government is run by racist, xenophobic, misogynist, homophobic fascists, and their drooling sycophants. Don't put your athletes at risk by sending them here. Make the US a pariah.
January 24, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Canada, I know you hate Trump. Do the right thing and start the ball rolling. #Boycott2628
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Keaton Wagler is legit.
DHS is shit.
That is all.
DHS is shit.
That is all.
January 24, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Keaton Wagler is legit.
DHS is shit.
That is all.
DHS is shit.
That is all.
I cannot put into words how upsetting it is to have had to quality the shooting in Minneapolis this morning as "Today's ICE murder."
January 24, 2026 at 10:18 PM
I cannot put into words how upsetting it is to have had to quality the shooting in Minneapolis this morning as "Today's ICE murder."
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You could actually structure your moral code around the idea that law enforcement doesn't exist to execute people. You don't have to create perfect victim narratives, you can just refuse to accept that the state gets to kill people.
January 24, 2026 at 9:22 PM
You could actually structure your moral code around the idea that law enforcement doesn't exist to execute people. You don't have to create perfect victim narratives, you can just refuse to accept that the state gets to kill people.
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I was brought up that you do the work before you ask to be paid.
January 24, 2026 at 9:37 PM
I was brought up that you do the work before you ask to be paid.
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Democrats can and must make it clear there will be trials and anyone even somewhat associated with ICE will face them. Maybe give a quit-your-job deadline on appeasement and give people 72 hours. I don't know. But currently the plan is to let them murder us in the street and get away with it.
January 24, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Democrats can and must make it clear there will be trials and anyone even somewhat associated with ICE will face them. Maybe give a quit-your-job deadline on appeasement and give people 72 hours. I don't know. But currently the plan is to let them murder us in the street and get away with it.
DHS is a malignant cancer down to its core. Cancer must be destroyed. There is no other way. @duckworth.senate.gov and @durbin.senate.gov you need to do everything in your power not to just defund, but to demolish DHS.
January 24, 2026 at 9:38 PM
DHS is a malignant cancer down to its core. Cancer must be destroyed. There is no other way. @duckworth.senate.gov and @durbin.senate.gov you need to do everything in your power not to just defund, but to demolish DHS.
Will vote for anyone who vows to demolish DHS, prosecute all of the guilty collaborators, deny them pardons, and call the bill, "The Good-Pretti Bill to Restore the Constitution" or something snappier that honors their memories.
January 24, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Will vote for anyone who vows to demolish DHS, prosecute all of the guilty collaborators, deny them pardons, and call the bill, "The Good-Pretti Bill to Restore the Constitution" or something snappier that honors their memories.
Abolishing DHS has to be the stance. It cannot be defunded, and left in place to be rebuilt and re-funded. It must be demolished.
Demolish
Identify
Perp walk
Prosecute
Incarcerate or
Execute
#DIPPIE
Demolish
Identify
Perp walk
Prosecute
Incarcerate or
Execute
#DIPPIE
January 24, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Abolishing DHS has to be the stance. It cannot be defunded, and left in place to be rebuilt and re-funded. It must be demolished.
Demolish
Identify
Perp walk
Prosecute
Incarcerate or
Execute
#DIPPIE
Demolish
Identify
Perp walk
Prosecute
Incarcerate or
Execute
#DIPPIE
Illinois now with the lead! 🔷️🔶️🔷️🔶️
HALF: Purdue 43, Illinois 39
Keaton Wagler 24 points
Illinois 9-for-21 from three (Wagler 6-for-8)
Braden Smtih 8 points, 7 assists
Purdue 26-4 points in the paint advantage
Keaton Wagler 24 points
Illinois 9-for-21 from three (Wagler 6-for-8)
Braden Smtih 8 points, 7 assists
Purdue 26-4 points in the paint advantage
January 24, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Illinois now with the lead! 🔷️🔶️🔷️🔶️