Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition)
@schwarziest.bsky.social
I spew nonsense about cats, sports (especially #WNBA, #Skytown, #Cubs, #Illini), music, how much I hate maga, and random crap.
"Truth be told, I want to live my life with the volume full."
"Truth be told, I want to live my life with the volume full."
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Made this years ago. Never imagined it would be relevant again for another 4 years.
Someone played a shit ton* of Creed on the jukebox should we shame them?
* 3 songs
* 3 songs
November 14, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Someone played a shit ton* of Creed on the jukebox should we shame them?
* 3 songs
* 3 songs
I can't decide between these 3 #Dodgers shirts for my LA-born coworker who loves the Dodgers but now lives in Chicago. Help! cc: @mollyknight.bsky.social
November 14, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I can't decide between these 3 #Dodgers shirts for my LA-born coworker who loves the Dodgers but now lives in Chicago. Help! cc: @mollyknight.bsky.social
We picked names for our office gift exchange and I got the Dodgers fan. On the upside, I can just get her Dodgers gear. But then I have to buy Dodgers gear, which I am loathe to do.
November 14, 2025 at 3:31 AM
We picked names for our office gift exchange and I got the Dodgers fan. On the upside, I can just get her Dodgers gear. But then I have to buy Dodgers gear, which I am loathe to do.
If you're not ratio-ing apologists for child rapists today, then who even are you ratio-ing?
November 14, 2025 at 1:50 AM
If you're not ratio-ing apologists for child rapists today, then who even are you ratio-ing?
Chicago to Bovino:
November 13, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Chicago to Bovino:
We got our #PWHL Takeover Tour tickets for December 21! Can't wait to see the @pwhlfrost.bsky.social in person again! And to say hello to the @pwhlcharge.bsky.social!
If you're interested in going to the December 21 #PWHL game at Allstate Arena, presale starts today. I'm getting tix for @geekmisconduct.bsky.social, @schatzipage.bsky.social and me. If you would like to join us, speak up soon!
November 13, 2025 at 9:03 PM
We got our #PWHL Takeover Tour tickets for December 21! Can't wait to see the @pwhlfrost.bsky.social in person again! And to say hello to the @pwhlcharge.bsky.social!
If you're interested in going to the December 21 #PWHL game at Allstate Arena, presale starts today. I'm getting tix for @geekmisconduct.bsky.social, @schatzipage.bsky.social and me. If you would like to join us, speak up soon!
November 13, 2025 at 4:56 PM
If you're interested in going to the December 21 #PWHL game at Allstate Arena, presale starts today. I'm getting tix for @geekmisconduct.bsky.social, @schatzipage.bsky.social and me. If you would like to join us, speak up soon!
Expose, prosecute, convict, and imprison for life everyone named in the Epstein files. No exceptions.
November 13, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Expose, prosecute, convict, and imprison for life everyone named in the Epstein files. No exceptions.
If Chris Pratt thinks a few cheeky Walmart ads are gonna make people forget what an asshole he is, well he's probably right, because Americans are largely morons.
November 12, 2025 at 4:04 AM
If Chris Pratt thinks a few cheeky Walmart ads are gonna make people forget what an asshole he is, well he's probably right, because Americans are largely morons.
This "Scammed: Getting Even" show on Fox nation or whatever seems focused on being racist, or something.
November 12, 2025 at 3:17 AM
This "Scammed: Getting Even" show on Fox nation or whatever seems focused on being racist, or something.
If Wake Forest would kindly beat Michigan, that would be super.
November 12, 2025 at 1:33 AM
If Wake Forest would kindly beat Michigan, that would be super.
Dancing with the Stars is on a TV at the bar, and I can't help but wonder, who the fuck are these people?
November 12, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Dancing with the Stars is on a TV at the bar, and I can't help but wonder, who the fuck are these people?
I said "Muchas gracias" to my Spanish speaking Lyft driver this morning, and he smiled like I had given him a gift. It takes so little effort to be kind and respectful to others. More people should try it.
November 11, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I said "Muchas gracias" to my Spanish speaking Lyft driver this morning, and he smiled like I had given him a gift. It takes so little effort to be kind and respectful to others. More people should try it.
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How it started/How it is going
November 11, 2025 at 4:41 AM
How it started/How it is going
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If you understand this make sure you take your Tylenol before bed
November 11, 2025 at 3:58 AM
If you understand this make sure you take your Tylenol before bed
LoL Packers lose.
November 11, 2025 at 4:23 AM
LoL Packers lose.
#PWHL fans! Here's the rundown of the sixteen Takeover Tour games scheduled for the coming season. Go forth and support women's professional #hockey, coming to a town near (many of) you!
www.thepwhl.com/en/takeover-...
www.thepwhl.com/en/takeover-...
2025-26 Takeover Tour
www.thepwhl.com
November 11, 2025 at 4:21 AM
#PWHL fans! Here's the rundown of the sixteen Takeover Tour games scheduled for the coming season. Go forth and support women's professional #hockey, coming to a town near (many of) you!
www.thepwhl.com/en/takeover-...
www.thepwhl.com/en/takeover-...
Chicago #PWHL fans! Put these PWHL Takeover Tour games on your calendars! Pre-sale starts this Thursday! Support women's professional hockey!
November 11, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Chicago #PWHL fans! Put these PWHL Takeover Tour games on your calendars! Pre-sale starts this Thursday! Support women's professional hockey!