Laissez les bons temps Roto_tudor
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He/him. Sassy’s dad. It’s that annoying moody sports guy doctor from twitter. Ozarks—>Arkansas—>PNW—->???
My names Robby Robertson, but people call me Robo.
My names Robby Robertson, but people call me Robo.
I worked with, and I shit you not, an orthopedist named Labrum.
One of my favorite consultants was Bonebrake but alas he’s GYN-ONC
One of my favorite consultants was Bonebrake but alas he’s GYN-ONC
okay wish to hear from Bluesky about all your great and terrible nominatively determined professionals, like my los angeles OB Dr. Pushkin
okay one of my best friends just told me her driver's ed teacher was named
wait for it
Mr. Streetman
... and now, because the horrors are horroring, I wish to hear from Bluesky about all your great and bad and terrible and fun driver's ed stories
wait for it
Mr. Streetman
... and now, because the horrors are horroring, I wish to hear from Bluesky about all your great and bad and terrible and fun driver's ed stories
February 19, 2026 at 7:55 AM
I worked with, and I shit you not, an orthopedist named Labrum.
One of my favorite consultants was Bonebrake but alas he’s GYN-ONC
One of my favorite consultants was Bonebrake but alas he’s GYN-ONC
Just a reminder that Yoon Suk Yeol won’t see your tweets, but Chief Executives who attempted to lead insurrections WILL so act accordingly
February 19, 2026 at 7:13 AM
Just a reminder that Yoon Suk Yeol won’t see your tweets, but Chief Executives who attempted to lead insurrections WILL so act accordingly
If you’re gonna get the croc skates shell out for the professional ones
How dare these so-called "medical professionals" tell me not to wear my DIY Croc Skates
February 19, 2026 at 3:06 AM
If you’re gonna get the croc skates shell out for the professional ones
And it ain’t close.
February 19, 2026 at 1:19 AM
And it ain’t close.
Gonzo: Hannah
Kermit: McCauley
Rowlf: Cheritto
Fozzie: Shiherlis
Sweetums : Trejo
Uncle Deadly: Waingro
Statler: Nate
Waldorf: Kelso
Ms Piggy: Eady
Rizzo: Van Zandt
Camilla: Drucker
Rizzo: Albert
Animal: Hugh Benny
Janice: Justine
Kermit: McCauley
Rowlf: Cheritto
Fozzie: Shiherlis
Sweetums : Trejo
Uncle Deadly: Waingro
Statler: Nate
Waldorf: Kelso
Ms Piggy: Eady
Rizzo: Van Zandt
Camilla: Drucker
Rizzo: Albert
Animal: Hugh Benny
Janice: Justine
So obviously gonzo and Kermit play Hanna and McCauley, but which plays which? Gotta think a coked out Gonzo absolutely nails this line
Pacino as a Muppet doing the "great ass" scene would be worth the whole thing.
February 19, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Gonzo: Hannah
Kermit: McCauley
Rowlf: Cheritto
Fozzie: Shiherlis
Sweetums : Trejo
Uncle Deadly: Waingro
Statler: Nate
Waldorf: Kelso
Ms Piggy: Eady
Rizzo: Van Zandt
Camilla: Drucker
Rizzo: Albert
Animal: Hugh Benny
Janice: Justine
Kermit: McCauley
Rowlf: Cheritto
Fozzie: Shiherlis
Sweetums : Trejo
Uncle Deadly: Waingro
Statler: Nate
Waldorf: Kelso
Ms Piggy: Eady
Rizzo: Van Zandt
Camilla: Drucker
Rizzo: Albert
Animal: Hugh Benny
Janice: Justine
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happy ash wednesday
February 18, 2026 at 12:06 PM
happy ash wednesday
No Country For Stadler and Waldorf
We Need to Talk About Kermit
Lord of the Muppets
February 18, 2026 at 11:04 PM
No Country For Stadler and Waldorf
All these are spot on, and I’d add the end of the season 3 finale, if you’ve ever played on a sports team in day in your life, will make your heart explode.
February 18, 2026 at 10:25 PM
All these are spot on, and I’d add the end of the season 3 finale, if you’ve ever played on a sports team in day in your life, will make your heart explode.
Look I’m sorry if you’re still watching Shark Tank I wanna talk
Kevin O’Leary is like Trump’s less charismatic clone that got stuck to the side of the test tube.
"Maybe they were raped. Maybe they weren't."
"Nobody gives a poop."
Kevin O'Leary on the Epstein files and survivors
"Nobody gives a poop."
Kevin O'Leary on the Epstein files and survivors
February 18, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Look I’m sorry if you’re still watching Shark Tank I wanna talk
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So... turns out if you are staying in one of the overnight shelters that Wilson popped up - if you are taking hormones via injection, you're tossed out. There is no secluded or supervised space where you can do that and dispose of the needle. They just say "NO NEEDLES" and kick you out.
February 17, 2026 at 10:02 PM
So... turns out if you are staying in one of the overnight shelters that Wilson popped up - if you are taking hormones via injection, you're tossed out. There is no secluded or supervised space where you can do that and dispose of the needle. They just say "NO NEEDLES" and kick you out.
Grazing in the Grass by Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass
What’s the WORST song to get beat up to? I’ll go first:
“Optimistic” x Sounds of Blackness
“Optimistic” x Sounds of Blackness
February 18, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Grazing in the Grass by Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass
I mean sometimes they still do.
before antibiotics did people just die all the time from everything?
February 17, 2026 at 11:03 PM
I mean sometimes they still do.
On this, Scott Frost Eve?
February 17, 2026 at 9:54 PM
On this, Scott Frost Eve?
Follow @jerkwheatery.bsky.social
The American people yearn for pod hotels
February 17, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Follow @jerkwheatery.bsky.social
Guess I’m
Going here this weekend
Going here this weekend
i love getting my restaurant recommendations from andy ngo. their food looks amazing
tastebudpdx.com
andy my dude, u got no pull, couldn’t even get one person to post a negative review on google
tastebudpdx.com
andy my dude, u got no pull, couldn’t even get one person to post a negative review on google
February 17, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Guess I’m
Going here this weekend
Going here this weekend
If anyone tries to sell you one of those preventative whole body MRIs, RUN. Do not walk, away.
in other news, please post about something else than dem primary discourse. we cannot do 2028 dem primary discourse this early. dear lord.
February 17, 2026 at 8:18 PM
If anyone tries to sell you one of those preventative whole body MRIs, RUN. Do not walk, away.
I thought I was going to have time to get to the gym before company came but I’m running late so may as well just start drinking now right?
February 17, 2026 at 8:15 PM
I thought I was going to have time to get to the gym before company came but I’m running late so may as well just start drinking now right?
When I was like 8 I missed a putt snd slammed the head of the putter into the green.
My dad then told me my round was over and made me fix every ball mark in the rest of the greens the rest of the day.
Probably the best lesson he ever taught me.
My dad then told me my round was over and made me fix every ball mark in the rest of the greens the rest of the day.
Probably the best lesson he ever taught me.
let's hear some more of these Olympic Moments, what's your greatest personal sports-related tantrum
Yinz guys are special writers and always make me laugh.......
This is beyond relatable
I rolled a bowling bowl across a parking lot and into the woods. I drove home in my bowling shoes. I haven't picked a ball up since. Almost 24 years.
This is beyond relatable
I rolled a bowling bowl across a parking lot and into the woods. I drove home in my bowling shoes. I haven't picked a ball up since. Almost 24 years.
February 17, 2026 at 6:48 PM
When I was like 8 I missed a putt snd slammed the head of the putter into the green.
My dad then told me my round was over and made me fix every ball mark in the rest of the greens the rest of the day.
Probably the best lesson he ever taught me.
My dad then told me my round was over and made me fix every ball mark in the rest of the greens the rest of the day.
Probably the best lesson he ever taught me.
The gombo she is ready
February 17, 2026 at 6:43 PM
The gombo she is ready
WELL LETS HOPE
February 17, 2026 at 6:35 PM
WELL LETS HOPE
You do not want ANY of 6’s smoke. Wisconsin alone tears through this like the 84 49’ers.
February 17, 2026 at 5:20 AM
You do not want ANY of 6’s smoke. Wisconsin alone tears through this like the 84 49’ers.
If anyone is in that vein, @wwozneworleans.bsky.social appears to just be playing non-stop James Booker.
February 17, 2026 at 4:30 AM
If anyone is in that vein, @wwozneworleans.bsky.social appears to just be playing non-stop James Booker.