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He/him. Sassy’s dad. It’s that annoying moody sports guy doctor from twitter. PNW/Ozarks
Ain’t really drowning, I can see the beach from here
Ain’t really drowning, I can see the beach from here
Well we’re at our first “triggered as a patient rather than a doctor” moment in The Pitt. Interesting moment.
February 14, 2026 at 6:10 AM
Well we’re at our first “triggered as a patient rather than a doctor” moment in The Pitt. Interesting moment.
Also I need someone to design a Comrade Peter Rabbit shirt
All respect to Comrade Cottontail
February 14, 2026 at 5:17 AM
Also I need someone to design a Comrade Peter Rabbit shirt
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The talk to your friends app and the witness the horrors app being the same app is not great for the mental health is it
February 13, 2026 at 9:37 PM
The talk to your friends app and the witness the horrors app being the same app is not great for the mental health is it
SHE COULD FIX ME
February 14, 2026 at 4:07 AM
SHE COULD FIX ME
Ok I was going to be good and just make an omelet tonight but I think I have a powerful need for a fancy hot dog eaten in a motorcycle shop
February 14, 2026 at 4:04 AM
Ok I was going to be good and just make an omelet tonight but I think I have a powerful need for a fancy hot dog eaten in a motorcycle shop
I honestly think I remember getting this in elementary schools in the 80s
posting this for those who are not aware of what whole milk is called in canada
February 14, 2026 at 3:56 AM
I honestly think I remember getting this in elementary schools in the 80s
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Doctors say that vaccines protect children from dangerous diseases. A nepo baby who barbecues dogs and snorts cocaine off toilet seats says that vaccines make children vulnerable to 5G radiation. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.
February 14, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Doctors say that vaccines protect children from dangerous diseases. A nepo baby who barbecues dogs and snorts cocaine off toilet seats says that vaccines make children vulnerable to 5G radiation. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.
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kamala hired a savage Youth to run that account gotdamn lol
February 14, 2026 at 2:32 AM
kamala hired a savage Youth to run that account gotdamn lol
Just started on Pitt Ep 4. That atta boy Ronny gives to the resident for that posterior STEMI catch? That would, and has done, fix me.
February 14, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Just started on Pitt Ep 4. That atta boy Ronny gives to the resident for that posterior STEMI catch? That would, and has done, fix me.
Happy Friday to this kid and this kid alone.
February 14, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Happy Friday to this kid and this kid alone.
DO YOU WANT TO GET STRIKED?
CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF!
(I never post Olympic videos bc the IOC will hunt you down but I am taking that risk so that you can hear the Canadian curling cursing)
(I never post Olympic videos bc the IOC will hunt you down but I am taking that risk so that you can hear the Canadian curling cursing)
February 13, 2026 at 10:19 PM
DO YOU WANT TO GET STRIKED?
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The crossover you didn't know you needed
February 13, 2026 at 9:21 PM
The crossover you didn't know you needed
There is no other explanation other than they want us all dead.
February 13, 2026 at 9:21 PM
There is no other explanation other than they want us all dead.
Can god make a Cheez-It so large….
So Meijer's grocery aisle has an aisle labeled Portable Snacks. This seems to imply that, in addition to the Cheez-It and then the Extra Big Cheez-It, there exists also a Cheez-It too large to be moved.
( #SizeSky ?)
( #SizeSky ?)
February 13, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Can god make a Cheez-It so large….
@nogodsnomayors.com I’ll bet the bar scene this weekend in Wasilla is amazing
As always say, may you find the best mattress deal around this Presidents Day weekend. Make it count.
February 13, 2026 at 8:17 PM
@nogodsnomayors.com I’ll bet the bar scene this weekend in Wasilla is amazing
There is no punishment harsh enough
On Thanksgiving, the immigrant children held at the Dilley detention center gathered in the gym for what they thought was a holiday feast.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
February 13, 2026 at 8:06 PM
There is no punishment harsh enough
When we do get the reducation camps it’s just gonna be alternating watching Harlan County USA and listening to Paradise by John Prine.
February 13, 2026 at 7:54 PM
When we do get the reducation camps it’s just gonna be alternating watching Harlan County USA and listening to Paradise by John Prine.
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*TRUMP: WE'RE NEGOTIATING RIGHT NOW FOR GREENLAND
*ADDS: GREENLAND WILLING TO “EXILE” BJORK. “VERY NASTY TO ME” AT 1988 GRAMMYS
*GREENLAND PM NEILSEN ON LIVE MIC: “SHE’S ICELANDIC FOR FUC—“
*ADDS: GREENLAND WILLING TO “EXILE” BJORK. “VERY NASTY TO ME” AT 1988 GRAMMYS
*GREENLAND PM NEILSEN ON LIVE MIC: “SHE’S ICELANDIC FOR FUC—“
February 13, 2026 at 5:45 PM
*TRUMP: WE'RE NEGOTIATING RIGHT NOW FOR GREENLAND
*ADDS: GREENLAND WILLING TO “EXILE” BJORK. “VERY NASTY TO ME” AT 1988 GRAMMYS
*GREENLAND PM NEILSEN ON LIVE MIC: “SHE’S ICELANDIC FOR FUC—“
*ADDS: GREENLAND WILLING TO “EXILE” BJORK. “VERY NASTY TO ME” AT 1988 GRAMMYS
*GREENLAND PM NEILSEN ON LIVE MIC: “SHE’S ICELANDIC FOR FUC—“
Goob morning from your little hood rat friend
February 13, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Goob morning from your little hood rat friend
Me when the sepsis alert nurse asks why I haven’t started antibiotics
RFK Jr: I'm not scared of a germ. I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats.
February 12, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Me when the sepsis alert nurse asks why I haven’t started antibiotics
TALK ABOUT EM
why is the Italian short track speed skating team's blade technician wearing an FSU hat
February 12, 2026 at 9:07 PM
TALK ABOUT EM
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It ain’t over til Minnesota has ICE’s battle flag
February 12, 2026 at 2:18 PM
It ain’t over til Minnesota has ICE’s battle flag
But at least I’m never sick at sea.
February 12, 2026 at 10:18 AM
But at least I’m never sick at sea.