Laissez les bons temps Roto_tudor
@rototudor.bsky.social
He/him. Sassy’s dad. It’s that annoying moody sports guy doctor from twitter. PNW/Ozarks
Ain’t really drowning, I can see the beach from here
Ain’t really drowning, I can see the beach from here
Happy Friday to this kid and this kid alone.
February 14, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Happy Friday to this kid and this kid alone.
DO YOU WANT TO GET STRIKED?
CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF!
(I never post Olympic videos bc the IOC will hunt you down but I am taking that risk so that you can hear the Canadian curling cursing)
(I never post Olympic videos bc the IOC will hunt you down but I am taking that risk so that you can hear the Canadian curling cursing)
February 13, 2026 at 10:19 PM
DO YOU WANT TO GET STRIKED?
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The crossover you didn't know you needed
February 13, 2026 at 9:21 PM
The crossover you didn't know you needed
There is no other explanation other than they want us all dead.
February 13, 2026 at 9:21 PM
There is no other explanation other than they want us all dead.
Can god make a Cheez-It so large….
So Meijer's grocery aisle has an aisle labeled Portable Snacks. This seems to imply that, in addition to the Cheez-It and then the Extra Big Cheez-It, there exists also a Cheez-It too large to be moved.
( #SizeSky ?)
( #SizeSky ?)
February 13, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Can god make a Cheez-It so large….
@nogodsnomayors.com I’ll bet the bar scene this weekend in Wasilla is amazing
As always say, may you find the best mattress deal around this Presidents Day weekend. Make it count.
February 13, 2026 at 8:17 PM
@nogodsnomayors.com I’ll bet the bar scene this weekend in Wasilla is amazing
There is no punishment harsh enough
On Thanksgiving, the immigrant children held at the Dilley detention center gathered in the gym for what they thought was a holiday feast.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
February 13, 2026 at 8:06 PM
There is no punishment harsh enough
When we do get the reducation camps it’s just gonna be alternating watching Harlan County USA and listening to Paradise by John Prine.
February 13, 2026 at 7:54 PM
When we do get the reducation camps it’s just gonna be alternating watching Harlan County USA and listening to Paradise by John Prine.
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*TRUMP: WE'RE NEGOTIATING RIGHT NOW FOR GREENLAND
*ADDS: GREENLAND WILLING TO “EXILE” BJORK. “VERY NASTY TO ME” AT 1988 GRAMMYS
*GREENLAND PM NEILSEN ON LIVE MIC: “SHE’S ICELANDIC FOR FUC—“
*ADDS: GREENLAND WILLING TO “EXILE” BJORK. “VERY NASTY TO ME” AT 1988 GRAMMYS
*GREENLAND PM NEILSEN ON LIVE MIC: “SHE’S ICELANDIC FOR FUC—“
February 13, 2026 at 5:45 PM
*TRUMP: WE'RE NEGOTIATING RIGHT NOW FOR GREENLAND
*ADDS: GREENLAND WILLING TO “EXILE” BJORK. “VERY NASTY TO ME” AT 1988 GRAMMYS
*GREENLAND PM NEILSEN ON LIVE MIC: “SHE’S ICELANDIC FOR FUC—“
*ADDS: GREENLAND WILLING TO “EXILE” BJORK. “VERY NASTY TO ME” AT 1988 GRAMMYS
*GREENLAND PM NEILSEN ON LIVE MIC: “SHE’S ICELANDIC FOR FUC—“
Goob morning from your little hood rat friend
February 13, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Goob morning from your little hood rat friend
Me when the sepsis alert nurse asks why I haven’t started antibiotics
RFK Jr: I'm not scared of a germ. I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats.
February 12, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Me when the sepsis alert nurse asks why I haven’t started antibiotics
TALK ABOUT EM
why is the Italian short track speed skating team's blade technician wearing an FSU hat
February 12, 2026 at 9:07 PM
TALK ABOUT EM
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It ain’t over til Minnesota has ICE’s battle flag
February 12, 2026 at 2:18 PM
It ain’t over til Minnesota has ICE’s battle flag
But at least I’m never sick at sea.
February 12, 2026 at 10:18 AM
But at least I’m never sick at sea.
Jesús what a night. It’s always the last shift that just oozes weirdness.
February 12, 2026 at 9:49 AM
Jesús what a night. It’s always the last shift that just oozes weirdness.
This might be the prettiest little town in central Missouri
February 12, 2026 at 9:48 AM
This might be the prettiest little town in central Missouri
I just let out the most Shorsey-esque OH MY GOD I’m so ready to go home
February 12, 2026 at 3:24 AM
I just let out the most Shorsey-esque OH MY GOD I’m so ready to go home
Empire Strikes Back
Top Gun
Batman (1989)
Beetlejuice
Top Gun
Batman (1989)
Beetlejuice
Have asked this before and always like the responses. What are your biggest “I saw that in the first run cinema” flexes? Couple of mine:
Transformers: The Movie (1986)
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)
Office Space (1999)
Transformers: The Movie (1986)
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)
Office Space (1999)
February 12, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Empire Strikes Back
Top Gun
Batman (1989)
Beetlejuice
Top Gun
Batman (1989)
Beetlejuice
So weird to think sometimes the worst day of generations of a family is just “tuesday” for me.
And I wonder why I can’t relate to anyone outside of healthcare
And I wonder why I can’t relate to anyone outside of healthcare
February 11, 2026 at 5:04 AM
So weird to think sometimes the worst day of generations of a family is just “tuesday” for me.
And I wonder why I can’t relate to anyone outside of healthcare
And I wonder why I can’t relate to anyone outside of healthcare
It was either the dancing hamster or the dancing baby
What was the 1st meme, or the 1st meme you remember? No, I’m not googling this—I’m more interested in what real humans remember.
Was it the Ally McBeal dancing baby? Smelly Cat? Gangnam Style? How far back do we go? And what makes a meme?
Walk down memory lane with me.
Was it the Ally McBeal dancing baby? Smelly Cat? Gangnam Style? How far back do we go? And what makes a meme?
Walk down memory lane with me.
February 11, 2026 at 3:05 AM
It was either the dancing hamster or the dancing baby
Be nice to @jerkwheatery.bsky.social you guys
I've never heard of anyone who thought that New Radicals song was anything but awful.
February 10, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Be nice to @jerkwheatery.bsky.social you guys
I barely passed my neurosurgery rotation but I do remember the “don’t poke at the base of the skull” part
When AI was added to a tool for sinus surgery: “Cerebrospinal fluid leaked from one patient’s nose. In another… a surgeon mistakenly punctured the base of a patient’s skull. In two other cases, patients suffered strokes after a major artery was accidentally injured”
www.reuters.com/investigatio...
www.reuters.com/investigatio...
As AI enters the operating room, reports arise of botched surgeries and misidentified body parts
Medical device makers have been rushing to add AI to their products. While proponents say the new technology will revolutionize medicine, regulators are receiving a rising number of claims of patient ...
www.reuters.com
February 10, 2026 at 6:45 AM
I barely passed my neurosurgery rotation but I do remember the “don’t poke at the base of the skull” part
Bands are just not hot
Like this anymore
Like this anymore
February 10, 2026 at 6:36 AM
Bands are just not hot
Like this anymore
Like this anymore
The ultimate “fuck it we ball”
This is big, scientists rarely give me permission to nuke things.
Scientists Say Heck, Just Nuke a Killer Asteroid Heading for Earth
In a new paper, an international team of researchers revisited the idea of blowing up an incoming asteroid with a nuclear warhead.
futurism.com
February 10, 2026 at 1:18 AM
The ultimate “fuck it we ball”
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This is big, scientists rarely give me permission to nuke things.
Scientists Say Heck, Just Nuke a Killer Asteroid Heading for Earth
In a new paper, an international team of researchers revisited the idea of blowing up an incoming asteroid with a nuclear warhead.
futurism.com
February 10, 2026 at 12:58 AM
This is big, scientists rarely give me permission to nuke things.