JP
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Bumbling dad. Rah Virginia Mil, Hotty Toddy, Go Jackets.
FIL's routine of dropping off a sack of donuts every Sunday morning is not aligning with my 2026 goals.
January 4, 2026 at 2:32 PM
FIL's routine of dropping off a sack of donuts every Sunday morning is not aligning with my 2026 goals.
For the first time in months my kitchen counters are clear (except for essential everyday items). Feels good.
January 4, 2026 at 3:00 AM
For the first time in months my kitchen counters are clear (except for essential everyday items). Feels good.
Pretty good little Saturday for just putzing around the house imo
January 4, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Pretty good little Saturday for just putzing around the house imo
Given all this, gestures broadly, let's listen to something relatively light and cheery
Jack The Ripper: Horror in Whitechapel
YouTube video by The Rest Is History
youtu.be
January 3, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Given all this, gestures broadly, let's listen to something relatively light and cheery
Live look at our combined efforts to finish cleaning the house:
You Kids Are Soft. You Lack Discipline! GIF
Alt: You Kids Are Soft. You Lack Discipline! GIF
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January 3, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Live look at our combined efforts to finish cleaning the house:
Me, every late Nov when unpacking Christmas decorations: Past Me was a real jerk just throwing stuff into bins
Me, the first weekend of every Jan: *toss, stuff, cram* that's Future Me's problem
Me, the first weekend of every Jan: *toss, stuff, cram* that's Future Me's problem
January 3, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Me, every late Nov when unpacking Christmas decorations: Past Me was a real jerk just throwing stuff into bins
Me, the first weekend of every Jan: *toss, stuff, cram* that's Future Me's problem
Me, the first weekend of every Jan: *toss, stuff, cram* that's Future Me's problem
Store is playing Goo Goo Dolls. Taking everything I got to not tell my kids "they just don't make good music like this anymore!!"
January 3, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Store is playing Goo Goo Dolls. Taking everything I got to not tell my kids "they just don't make good music like this anymore!!"
gonna go stock up on household items
January 3, 2026 at 2:00 PM
gonna go stock up on household items
Kid 3 sees me making stuff for dinner that he doesn't love. Approaches me, gives me a conspiratorial grin, and whispers: "can I have chicken dinosaurs?"
January 2, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Kid 3 sees me making stuff for dinner that he doesn't love. Approaches me, gives me a conspiratorial grin, and whispers: "can I have chicken dinosaurs?"
Can already tell that the 6:40 bus pickup on Mon morning is gonna be BRUTAL
January 2, 2026 at 1:03 PM
Can already tell that the 6:40 bus pickup on Mon morning is gonna be BRUTAL
Pretty good ball team. I wouldn't wanna play em.
January 2, 2026 at 4:48 AM
Pretty good ball team. I wouldn't wanna play em.
The injury TO means a 10 sec runoff right or am I making that up?
January 2, 2026 at 4:41 AM
The injury TO means a 10 sec runoff right or am I making that up?
Chambliss is feeling it right now.
January 2, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Chambliss is feeling it right now.
Cleaning out some junk drawers, found a generic game/arcade card that had no name or anything else that could be used to ID which location it's for. Stumped, showed Mrs.
"Oh that's from the pizza restaurant in pigeon forge, right? The one we went to once two and a half years ago"
🤯
"Oh that's from the pizza restaurant in pigeon forge, right? The one we went to once two and a half years ago"
🤯
January 1, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Cleaning out some junk drawers, found a generic game/arcade card that had no name or anything else that could be used to ID which location it's for. Stumped, showed Mrs.
"Oh that's from the pizza restaurant in pigeon forge, right? The one we went to once two and a half years ago"
🤯
"Oh that's from the pizza restaurant in pigeon forge, right? The one we went to once two and a half years ago"
🤯
A friend just asked for advice and tips re taking his small children to disney. I've never been more excited to answer a question.
January 1, 2026 at 2:54 PM
A friend just asked for advice and tips re taking his small children to disney. I've never been more excited to answer a question.
Watching the London parade and I think I just kind of assumed they didn't have marching bands over there? Huh.
January 1, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Watching the London parade and I think I just kind of assumed they didn't have marching bands over there? Huh.
It's officially Operation Get Healthy For a Month.
January 1, 2026 at 1:25 PM
It's officially Operation Get Healthy For a Month.
Me, in bed, dozing off: UUUGGGHHH. I got caviar and champagne flavored potato chips for tonight and we didn't even open the bags!!!!!!
Tough times over here guys.
Tough times over here guys.
January 1, 2026 at 5:29 AM
Me, in bed, dozing off: UUUGGGHHH. I got caviar and champagne flavored potato chips for tonight and we didn't even open the bags!!!!!!
Tough times over here guys.
Tough times over here guys.
omg I'm settling into bed and Mrs says: ok so let's plan out our 2026. For MLK weekend I was thinking...
MA'AM I LOVE YOU AND YOUR YIN IS MY YANG BUT COULD DO THIS IN THE MORNING??
MA'AM I LOVE YOU AND YOUR YIN IS MY YANG BUT COULD DO THIS IN THE MORNING??
January 1, 2026 at 5:21 AM
omg I'm settling into bed and Mrs says: ok so let's plan out our 2026. For MLK weekend I was thinking...
MA'AM I LOVE YOU AND YOUR YIN IS MY YANG BUT COULD DO THIS IN THE MORNING??
MA'AM I LOVE YOU AND YOUR YIN IS MY YANG BUT COULD DO THIS IN THE MORNING??
Alright y'all be good. 2026 me doesn't stay up late with the hoi polloi. 2026 me gets his rest like a responsible and productive member of society. 2026 me hasn't had to go back and correct "2926" to "2026" multiple times.
January 1, 2026 at 5:04 AM
Alright y'all be good. 2026 me doesn't stay up late with the hoi polloi. 2026 me gets his rest like a responsible and productive member of society. 2026 me hasn't had to go back and correct "2926" to "2026" multiple times.