JP
@jpnew.bsky.social
Bumbling dad. Rah Virginia Mil, Hotty Toddy, Go Jackets.
Not a security expert but
Why do we need multi factor authentication to add $ to my kids' lunch account? There's no sensitive info and you can't view the cc number on file.
Why do we need multi factor authentication to add $ to my kids' lunch account? There's no sensitive info and you can't view the cc number on file.
February 18, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Not a security expert but
Why do we need multi factor authentication to add $ to my kids' lunch account? There's no sensitive info and you can't view the cc number on file.
Why do we need multi factor authentication to add $ to my kids' lunch account? There's no sensitive info and you can't view the cc number on file.
Toddler has realized that I hardly ever wear socks and is very upset.
February 18, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Toddler has realized that I hardly ever wear socks and is very upset.
Packaging was cut in a way that omitted step 3. This explains why lunch was terrible.
February 17, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Packaging was cut in a way that omitted step 3. This explains why lunch was terrible.
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Was at a bantam hockey tournament in Wisconsin last month. Local league fundraiser was selling Bloody Marys and screwdrivers AT THE RINK. You got a raffle ticket with your cocktail. The prizes? Liquor baskets.
February 17, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Was at a bantam hockey tournament in Wisconsin last month. Local league fundraiser was selling Bloody Marys and screwdrivers AT THE RINK. You got a raffle ticket with your cocktail. The prizes? Liquor baskets.
Reposted by JP
My son went to a youth baseball tournament in Wisconsin. They gave a championship belt to the team...whose parents drank the most beer over the weekend.
February 17, 2026 at 2:51 PM
My son went to a youth baseball tournament in Wisconsin. They gave a championship belt to the team...whose parents drank the most beer over the weekend.
The thing about the map is: busch lights should only count for .5 units. Game changer imo.
February 17, 2026 at 4:39 AM
The thing about the map is: busch lights should only count for .5 units. Game changer imo.
Lol, as always, if you want some notifications for dopamine just post a map.
February 17, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Lol, as always, if you want some notifications for dopamine just post a map.
Advertise your account with a gif
February 17, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Advertise your account with a gif
Liked the latest dragon show ep first time through; loved it on rewatch
February 17, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Liked the latest dragon show ep first time through; loved it on rewatch
Toddler, at 8pm after staying up way too late for a few days and sitting in a car for 9hrs today: watch me while I do some calisthenics and cackle maniacally
February 17, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Toddler, at 8pm after staying up way too late for a few days and sitting in a car for 9hrs today: watch me while I do some calisthenics and cackle maniacally
The backseat of my car would beg to differ
February 16, 2026 at 10:25 PM
The backseat of my car would beg to differ
Mismanaged the gas situation, had to fuel up an hour south of buc-ee's. Embarrassing.
February 16, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Mismanaged the gas situation, had to fuel up an hour south of buc-ee's. Embarrassing.
Love a good storm rolling in
February 15, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Love a good storm rolling in
Got the makings of a pretty good fort over here
February 15, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Got the makings of a pretty good fort over here
My girls, 30 sec into Cool Runnings: this looks old fashioned! Like are you making us watch something from the 1900s?!?
Them 10 min in: hush! This feels like an important part and you're talking over it!
Them 10 min in: hush! This feels like an important part and you're talking over it!
February 15, 2026 at 12:37 AM
My girls, 30 sec into Cool Runnings: this looks old fashioned! Like are you making us watch something from the 1900s?!?
Them 10 min in: hush! This feels like an important part and you're talking over it!
Them 10 min in: hush! This feels like an important part and you're talking over it!
Me, staying behind to watch Grumpy Gus while they go get ice cream: if they have strawberry cheesecake I'll take a little one
Mrs: they don't have strawberry cheesecake, do you want anything?
Mrs: they don't have strawberry cheesecake, do you want anything?
February 15, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Me, staying behind to watch Grumpy Gus while they go get ice cream: if they have strawberry cheesecake I'll take a little one
Mrs: they don't have strawberry cheesecake, do you want anything?
Mrs: they don't have strawberry cheesecake, do you want anything?
Gonna be insufferable with beach pics. Been too long. Forgot how being on the ocean unlocks a part of my brain.
February 14, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Gonna be insufferable with beach pics. Been too long. Forgot how being on the ocean unlocks a part of my brain.
Mrs & the in-laws: oh hey let's order pizza from Restaurant X!
Me: it has a 2.3 rating on google....? With 1k+ reviews? Idk guys...
Me: it has a 2.3 rating on google....? With 1k+ reviews? Idk guys...
February 14, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Mrs & the in-laws: oh hey let's order pizza from Restaurant X!
Me: it has a 2.3 rating on google....? With 1k+ reviews? Idk guys...
Me: it has a 2.3 rating on google....? With 1k+ reviews? Idk guys...
This will self-destruct, can't let Mrs see: a random long weekend beach trip was, in fact, a wonderful idea. Despite my grumpiness re planning it, packing for it, and driving to it.
February 14, 2026 at 9:22 PM
This will self-destruct, can't let Mrs see: a random long weekend beach trip was, in fact, a wonderful idea. Despite my grumpiness re planning it, packing for it, and driving to it.
Heads up, you're entering the
February 14, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Heads up, you're entering the
Made it through the prelims (breakfast, beach, lunch); now we'll see if I'm up to snuff in the competitive rounds (standing in the pool and catching a child shouting "LOOK-AT-THIS" every 5 sec for the next 4 hrs). Toughest tasks, strongest soldiers etc etc
February 14, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Made it through the prelims (breakfast, beach, lunch); now we'll see if I'm up to snuff in the competitive rounds (standing in the pool and catching a child shouting "LOOK-AT-THIS" every 5 sec for the next 4 hrs). Toughest tasks, strongest soldiers etc etc
When the hell did disney+ start with the ads? What a scam.
February 14, 2026 at 6:39 PM
When the hell did disney+ start with the ads? What a scam.