JP
@jpnew.bsky.social
Bumbling dad. Rah Virginia Mil, Hotty Toddy, Go Jackets.
The girls did this a couple days ago. I said "oh, Scream?" They didn't think it was funny.
November 29, 2025 at 5:09 AM
The girls did this a couple days ago. I said "oh, Scream?" They didn't think it was funny.
Jeff Sims is still playing football in the year of Our Lord 2025?
November 29, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Jeff Sims is still playing football in the year of Our Lord 2025?
They put out a new pluribus this week? I was ready to get 8+ hrs...rude.
November 29, 2025 at 3:52 AM
They put out a new pluribus this week? I was ready to get 8+ hrs...rude.
Alright we're going to get a tree in the morning, grabbing our fav pizza, going ice skating, and I'm finally gonna use the kitchen store gift cards that I've been banking to get something dumb.
That'll fix me.
That'll fix me.
November 29, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Alright we're going to get a tree in the morning, grabbing our fav pizza, going ice skating, and I'm finally gonna use the kitchen store gift cards that I've been banking to get something dumb.
That'll fix me.
That'll fix me.
Didn't know my niece had a tiktok
November 29, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Didn't know my niece had a tiktok
Mrs asked me what I want for Xmas and I told her and she showed me the receipt from this morning. We'd never talked about it before.
November 29, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Mrs asked me what I want for Xmas and I told her and she showed me the receipt from this morning. We'd never talked about it before.
This is a perfect nickname for MBS
November 29, 2025 at 12:59 AM
This is a perfect nickname for MBS
College roommate married a Horn and they live in TX and I have no personal connections to A&M so...hook them? Is that how you say it?
November 29, 2025 at 12:38 AM
College roommate married a Horn and they live in TX and I have no personal connections to A&M so...hook them? Is that how you say it?
We've been decorating a bit today. Kid 3 is in the spirit and requesting Christmas PJs. Friends, he outgrew his ones from last year and we haven't replaced them. And this is a big problem.
November 29, 2025 at 12:24 AM
We've been decorating a bit today. Kid 3 is in the spirit and requesting Christmas PJs. Friends, he outgrew his ones from last year and we haven't replaced them. And this is a big problem.
Mrs, who likes CFB but doesn't follow it closely and hears commentators talking about the LSU coaching search: wait who's LSU's coach now?
Me: nobody
Mrs: NOBODY?!?
Me: nobody
Mrs: NOBODY?!?
November 29, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Mrs, who likes CFB but doesn't follow it closely and hears commentators talking about the LSU coaching search: wait who's LSU's coach now?
Me: nobody
Mrs: NOBODY?!?
Me: nobody
Mrs: NOBODY?!?
gg
would've been pretty cool if this effort had been there for the past few weeks
would've been pretty cool if this effort had been there for the past few weeks
November 28, 2025 at 11:57 PM
gg
would've been pretty cool if this effort had been there for the past few weeks
would've been pretty cool if this effort had been there for the past few weeks
Canion is good and tall and if he's not primary on this play it's malpractice
November 28, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Canion is good and tall and if he's not primary on this play it's malpractice
Hook and ladder and ladder and ladder?
November 28, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Hook and ladder and ladder and ladder?
If we don't get a force a stop that's the ballgame.
November 28, 2025 at 11:24 PM
If we don't get a force a stop that's the ballgame.
Down 10, 14 min left, getting the ball?
Would've taken that deal in a heartbeat a few hours ago.
Would've taken that deal in a heartbeat a few hours ago.
November 28, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Down 10, 14 min left, getting the ball?
Would've taken that deal in a heartbeat a few hours ago.
Would've taken that deal in a heartbeat a few hours ago.
WHERE HAS THIS DEFENSE BEEN
November 28, 2025 at 10:58 PM
WHERE HAS THIS DEFENSE BEEN
HK playing like he won't need collarbones after tonight and I love it
November 28, 2025 at 10:51 PM
HK playing like he won't need collarbones after tonight and I love it
Hell of a play. Hat tip and move on.
November 28, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Hell of a play. Hat tip and move on.
They about blew it up but that's a really nice play to get the 1st
November 28, 2025 at 10:36 PM
They about blew it up but that's a really nice play to get the 1st
Kid from my neighborhood is starting for the Vikings this week at QB. 🤯
November 28, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Kid from my neighborhood is starting for the Vikings this week at QB. 🤯
Louie update: sad bc he knows FGs aren't going to win this game.
November 28, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Louie update: sad bc he knows FGs aren't going to win this game.
More 1st downs than we had against Pitt in the entire first quarter. Encouraging
November 28, 2025 at 8:52 PM
More 1st downs than we had against Pitt in the entire first quarter. Encouraging