JP
@jpnew.bsky.social
Bumbling dad. Rah Virginia Mil, Hotty Toddy, Go Jackets.
The girls did this a couple days ago. I said "oh, Scream?" They didn't think it was funny.
November 29, 2025 at 5:09 AM
The girls did this a couple days ago. I said "oh, Scream?" They didn't think it was funny.
Didn't know my niece had a tiktok
November 29, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Didn't know my niece had a tiktok
This is a perfect nickname for MBS
November 29, 2025 at 12:59 AM
This is a perfect nickname for MBS
Louie update: sad bc he knows FGs aren't going to win this game.
November 28, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Louie update: sad bc he knows FGs aren't going to win this game.
Chili does not love her dress.
November 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Chili does not love her dress.
This is bait. And I took it.
November 27, 2025 at 2:56 PM
This is bait. And I took it.
Poor boy won't go to bed until I do. Alright, the rest can wait til tomorrow.
November 27, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Poor boy won't go to bed until I do. Alright, the rest can wait til tomorrow.
Louie update: long day. Not used to playing with several children all day. Buddy is smoked.
November 27, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Louie update: long day. Not used to playing with several children all day. Buddy is smoked.
When you and cousin are on dessert duty. You bring a grocery store pumpkin pie and they bring:
November 27, 2025 at 12:26 AM
When you and cousin are on dessert duty. You bring a grocery store pumpkin pie and they bring:
Her hearing gets mysteriously better when she hears her sister being corrected
November 27, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Her hearing gets mysteriously better when she hears her sister being corrected
If these didn't exist as bribes I'd have to physically drag my kids out of my in-laws' house to get them to leave
November 26, 2025 at 11:39 PM
If these didn't exist as bribes I'd have to physically drag my kids out of my in-laws' house to get them to leave