Scott Keenan
@scottkeenan724.bsky.social
Chief of Thirsty Business Affairs
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AD rips off McAfee’s arms and beats him unconscious with them, Pitt by 3 scores
It’s official: Pitt and Rams legend Aaron Donald will be the guest picker on ESPN’s College GameDay on Saturday ahead of Pitt-Notre Dame.
Donald will have his No. 97 jersey retired at halftime.
Donald will have his No. 97 jersey retired at halftime.
November 13, 2025 at 9:44 PM
AD rips off McAfee’s arms and beats him unconscious with them, Pitt by 3 scores
Come on down to L. Marie Ford free hot dogs and balloons for Mom. @hooverstreetrag.org
Pitt working ahead on keeping Mason Heintschel at home.
November 13, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Come on down to L. Marie Ford free hot dogs and balloons for Mom. @hooverstreetrag.org
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COME ON DOWN TO MASON HEINTSCHEL CHEVY OF MONROEVILLE
Pitt working ahead on keeping Mason Heintschel at home.
November 13, 2025 at 8:23 PM
COME ON DOWN TO MASON HEINTSCHEL CHEVY OF MONROEVILLE
Does anyone one else get semi excited to go to work in Fridays?
When I'm done I'm done for the weekend.
Disclaimer: I like my job also work is work
When I'm done I'm done for the weekend.
Disclaimer: I like my job also work is work
November 13, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Does anyone one else get semi excited to go to work in Fridays?
When I'm done I'm done for the weekend.
Disclaimer: I like my job also work is work
When I'm done I'm done for the weekend.
Disclaimer: I like my job also work is work
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The key here: All day ice cream.
November 13, 2025 at 7:47 PM
The key here: All day ice cream.
My Saturday menu is about 17 coca-colas then 2 meatball hoagies about 5 pm.
November 13, 2025 at 7:37 PM
My Saturday menu is about 17 coca-colas then 2 meatball hoagies about 5 pm.
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Like look at this menu lol
November 13, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Like look at this menu lol
I don't have a lot of hope for this world anymore ☹️
November 13, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I don't have a lot of hope for this world anymore ☹️
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My point is this: Never grant them the benefit of the argument. Don't argue the premise that raping a 15 year old is not as bad as raping a five year old. Just don't argue it. Just reject it completely.
November 13, 2025 at 7:09 PM
My point is this: Never grant them the benefit of the argument. Don't argue the premise that raping a 15 year old is not as bad as raping a five year old. Just don't argue it. Just reject it completely.
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It's important to repeat this a lot bc a lot of people (especially men) have bad opinions about teen girls bc they are often sexualized. They need protection because of this, it is why there are consent laws. Bc they are still children!
November 13, 2025 at 7:04 PM
It's important to repeat this a lot bc a lot of people (especially men) have bad opinions about teen girls bc they are often sexualized. They need protection because of this, it is why there are consent laws. Bc they are still children!
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I'm not reposting the Megyn Kelly clip. But 15-year-old girls are children and cannot consent. It's the rape of a child. No matter what word you use.
November 13, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I'm not reposting the Megyn Kelly clip. But 15-year-old girls are children and cannot consent. It's the rape of a child. No matter what word you use.
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we gotta clear some room on the shelf so
For a decent starter Ultramarines squad painted by YOURS TRULY and wants to donate some money to the Atlanta Community Food Bank, DM me
I'll give it all to them and ship some blue boys your way.
(This is about $650 worth of stuff so let's start there)
For a decent starter Ultramarines squad painted by YOURS TRULY and wants to donate some money to the Atlanta Community Food Bank, DM me
I'll give it all to them and ship some blue boys your way.
(This is about $650 worth of stuff so let's start there)
November 12, 2025 at 9:25 PM
we gotta clear some room on the shelf so
For a decent starter Ultramarines squad painted by YOURS TRULY and wants to donate some money to the Atlanta Community Food Bank, DM me
I'll give it all to them and ship some blue boys your way.
(This is about $650 worth of stuff so let's start there)
For a decent starter Ultramarines squad painted by YOURS TRULY and wants to donate some money to the Atlanta Community Food Bank, DM me
I'll give it all to them and ship some blue boys your way.
(This is about $650 worth of stuff so let's start there)
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Well hit me up
cause we're selling individual pieces now
because it turns out people are more than happy to overpay in the name of charity one mini at a time
DMs open baby
cause we're selling individual pieces now
because it turns out people are more than happy to overpay in the name of charity one mini at a time
DMs open baby
Don't have that kind of scratch, but that's cool as hell! Well done, Spencer!
November 13, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Well hit me up
cause we're selling individual pieces now
because it turns out people are more than happy to overpay in the name of charity one mini at a time
DMs open baby
cause we're selling individual pieces now
because it turns out people are more than happy to overpay in the name of charity one mini at a time
DMs open baby
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open.substack.com/pub/felina51...
Managed to write a whole piece about the Clase/Gambling scandal without using a "throwing games" pun.
Managed to write a whole piece about the Clase/Gambling scandal without using a "throwing games" pun.
C(L)ASE CLOSED
Sports betting rears its ugly head in MLB
open.substack.com
November 11, 2025 at 4:50 PM
open.substack.com/pub/felina51...
Managed to write a whole piece about the Clase/Gambling scandal without using a "throwing games" pun.
Managed to write a whole piece about the Clase/Gambling scandal without using a "throwing games" pun.
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Hulu emails me about once a week with a new offer to come back. But they really do not understand my spite levels.
November 13, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Hulu emails me about once a week with a new offer to come back. But they really do not understand my spite levels.
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I cancelled all my Disney/ABC/Hulu stuff last month bc of the fascism thing but I wish I could cancel them all over again for this
Bob Iger says Disney+ will soon have AI-generated short form content from users
(via THR)
(via THR)
November 13, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I cancelled all my Disney/ABC/Hulu stuff last month bc of the fascism thing but I wish I could cancel them all over again for this
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I am quoting this post so that you get the fun surprise of clicking through and finding out what it’s responding to
and Otto Lilienthal flew 820 feet in a glider in 1893, a full ten years before the Wright Brothers flew, what do we not understand about incremental progress leading to watershed my brother
i'm sorry sir but baby got back came out in 1992
November 13, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I am quoting this post so that you get the fun surprise of clicking through and finding out what it’s responding to
Pizza day is my favorite day of the week
November 13, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Pizza day is my favorite day of the week
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What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
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Someone asked if Wisconsin was sending “u up” texts when their leading passer was their punter.
November 12, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Someone asked if Wisconsin was sending “u up” texts when their leading passer was their punter.
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RUN FOR YOUR LIVES FELLAS THEY’VE GOT A REN FAIRE
I will take your "I can't believe someone is afraid of Charlotte" discourse, and raise you "guy in facebook comments afraid of Asheville"
November 12, 2025 at 6:21 PM
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES FELLAS THEY’VE GOT A REN FAIRE
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For the cover of Businessweek’s December issue, I wrote about the reigning queen of America’s strip malls: Ulta Beauty, the country’s biggest beauty retailer (yes, bigger than Sephora) and quietly one of the more fascinating retailers in the country. Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...
How Beauty Behemoth Ulta Conquered the American Strip Mall
The retailer built an $11 billion business by acting more like Home Depot than like Sephora.
www.bloomberg.com
November 11, 2025 at 3:11 PM
For the cover of Businessweek’s December issue, I wrote about the reigning queen of America’s strip malls: Ulta Beauty, the country’s biggest beauty retailer (yes, bigger than Sephora) and quietly one of the more fascinating retailers in the country. Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...
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November 12, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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