Lux Enjoyer
@luxenjoyer.com
He/Him Dude/Bro
Managing Partner of intelligentsia Coffee.
Interests include:
Sports: LA Kings / LA Dodgers.
Physical media dead-ender
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My opinions are stupid, but as least they’re my own.
Managing Partner of intelligentsia Coffee.
Interests include:
Sports: LA Kings / LA Dodgers.
Physical media dead-ender
Grocerybro
My opinions are stupid, but as least they’re my own.
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I'm not saying Puka should've shut the fuck up like 3 weeks ago but he should've shut the fuck up. And it's all on him. He started this shit for no good reason.
December 30, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I'm not saying Puka should've shut the fuck up like 3 weeks ago but he should've shut the fuck up. And it's all on him. He started this shit for no good reason.
My 10 year old got up just now and decided he wanted a Crème Brûlée as a midnight snack. I kinda regret teaching him how to use the butane torch.
December 29, 2025 at 6:54 AM
My 10 year old got up just now and decided he wanted a Crème Brûlée as a midnight snack. I kinda regret teaching him how to use the butane torch.
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I used to manage wine programs for movie theaters and I am in the extremely unique position to say with professional certainty that the answer here is a crisp Albariño.
asking the sommelier which wine pairs best with swedish fish
December 29, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I used to manage wine programs for movie theaters and I am in the extremely unique position to say with professional certainty that the answer here is a crisp Albariño.
Between this and the AI backlash finally getting concessions, I'm starting to feel hope again.
Amazingly, reaction times using screens while driving are worse than being drunk or high—no wonder 90 percent of drivers hate using touchscreens in cars. Finally the auto industry is coming to its senses.
Rejoice! Carmakers Are Embracing Physical Buttons Again
Amazingly, reaction times using screens while driving are worse than being drunk or high—no wonder 90 percent of drivers hate using touchscreens in cars. Finally the auto industry is coming to its…
wrd.cm
December 27, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Between this and the AI backlash finally getting concessions, I'm starting to feel hope again.
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I would take this over Disney Star Wars any day, and the world would have been better off if the entirety of Star Wars were just Episode IV and the holiday special
December 25, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I would take this over Disney Star Wars any day, and the world would have been better off if the entirety of Star Wars were just Episode IV and the holiday special
Please, Mr Jarlov, my country yearns for freedom!
Denmark’s MP is mocking Trump’s idea of “buying Greenland”
December 25, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Please, Mr Jarlov, my country yearns for freedom!
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December 24, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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Every time I watch Home Alone I’m always more happy about old man Marley reuniting with his family that Kevin reuniting with his
December 25, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Every time I watch Home Alone I’m always more happy about old man Marley reuniting with his family that Kevin reuniting with his
I should be able to buy Cumin at costco. It's the one spice that I actually use a costco size container of and they don't sell it.
Let’s air those grievances. I want to hear your pettiest gripes on this the holiest of days.
December 24, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I should be able to buy Cumin at costco. It's the one spice that I actually use a costco size container of and they don't sell it.
So is the tuck rule not a thing anymore?
December 23, 2025 at 4:03 AM
So is the tuck rule not a thing anymore?
I'm watching the Colts Game again tonight, because I'm starting to accept I'm old now (I don't like it) and this is a chance to watch a pro athlete that's older than me play again.
December 23, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I'm watching the Colts Game again tonight, because I'm starting to accept I'm old now (I don't like it) and this is a chance to watch a pro athlete that's older than me play again.
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The Japanese Maritime Self-Defense force working on railguns instead of modular gold-plated hulls.
December 23, 2025 at 12:58 AM
The Japanese Maritime Self-Defense force working on railguns instead of modular gold-plated hulls.
WTF is going on on the back of this thing? It looks like a half court with a hoop above the trump mural.
Trump Class battleship illustration, as released by the White House.
December 23, 2025 at 12:11 AM
WTF is going on on the back of this thing? It looks like a half court with a hoop above the trump mural.
If I didn't want to get punched, I would simply not put my face withing punching distance like that. Skill issue.
December 22, 2025 at 8:03 PM
If I didn't want to get punched, I would simply not put my face withing punching distance like that. Skill issue.
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You'll pay a surgeon to cut into somebody, but as soon as I give it a try you're calling the cops?
December 22, 2025 at 5:23 PM
You'll pay a surgeon to cut into somebody, but as soon as I give it a try you're calling the cops?
They put the wrong Barry Weiss in charge of CBS as far as I'm concerned.
December 22, 2025 at 8:35 AM
They put the wrong Barry Weiss in charge of CBS as far as I'm concerned.
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Polymarket and Kalshi won’t let you bet on “when it will happen” probably because that’s “extremely illegal to say” and I gotta say I question the wisdom of crowds now.
December 21, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Polymarket and Kalshi won’t let you bet on “when it will happen” probably because that’s “extremely illegal to say” and I gotta say I question the wisdom of crowds now.
All utility companies should be publicly owned. Eminent domain on PG&E, Edison, etc.
December 21, 2025 at 6:30 AM
All utility companies should be publicly owned. Eminent domain on PG&E, Edison, etc.
These things are supposed to come in 3s, excited to find out who that is.
Andrew Tate and Jake Paul getting the absolute piss beaten out of them in the ring is the gift I didn’t know I wanted.
December 21, 2025 at 5:50 AM
These things are supposed to come in 3s, excited to find out who that is.
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its not hyperbole. i now genuinely believe we should seize musks assets and deport him
December 21, 2025 at 5:04 AM
its not hyperbole. i now genuinely believe we should seize musks assets and deport him
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Waymo has halted service in San Francisco after numerous videos & images showed its autonomous cars snarling traffic during the blackout.
With traffic lights down, Waymos across the city stopped dead in their tracks at intersections.
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With traffic lights down, Waymos across the city stopped dead in their tracks at intersections.
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Waymo halts service during massive S.F. blackout after causing traffic jams
Waymo stopped its service across San Francisco on Saturday after numerous autonomous vehicles caused traffic jams in the city.
missionlocal.org
December 21, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Waymo has halted service in San Francisco after numerous videos & images showed its autonomous cars snarling traffic during the blackout.
With traffic lights down, Waymos across the city stopped dead in their tracks at intersections.
missionlocal.org/2025/12/sf-w...
With traffic lights down, Waymos across the city stopped dead in their tracks at intersections.
missionlocal.org/2025/12/sf-w...
"Negative self talk?"
Nah, I'd never let that fucking loser talk shit about me.
Nah, I'd never let that fucking loser talk shit about me.
December 21, 2025 at 2:50 AM
"Negative self talk?"
Nah, I'd never let that fucking loser talk shit about me.
Nah, I'd never let that fucking loser talk shit about me.