Lux Enjoyer
@luxenjoyer.com
He/Him Dude/Bro
Managing Partner of intelligentsia Coffee.
Interests include:
Sports: LA Kings / LA Dodgers.
Physical media dead-ender
Grocerybro
My opinions are stupid, but as least they’re my own.
Managing Partner of intelligentsia Coffee.
Interests include:
Sports: LA Kings / LA Dodgers.
Physical media dead-ender
Grocerybro
My opinions are stupid, but as least they’re my own.
In Kenny Rogers the Gambler when he says:
I handed him my bottle
And he drank down my last swallow
Then he bummed a cigarette
And asked me for a light
The gotta be the most efficient and illustrative character introduction of all time.
I handed him my bottle
And he drank down my last swallow
Then he bummed a cigarette
And asked me for a light
The gotta be the most efficient and illustrative character introduction of all time.
November 14, 2025 at 8:57 PM
In Kenny Rogers the Gambler when he says:
I handed him my bottle
And he drank down my last swallow
Then he bummed a cigarette
And asked me for a light
The gotta be the most efficient and illustrative character introduction of all time.
I handed him my bottle
And he drank down my last swallow
Then he bummed a cigarette
And asked me for a light
The gotta be the most efficient and illustrative character introduction of all time.
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Mood, by noonsillustrations on IG.
November 14, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Mood, by noonsillustrations on IG.
Landlording is inherently immoral and all housing should be free.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Landlording is inherently immoral and all housing should be free.
Weird that Noam Chomsky was an Epstein guy, wasn't expecting that.
November 14, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Weird that Noam Chomsky was an Epstein guy, wasn't expecting that.
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My mom was telling me she doesn’t watch Univision anymore because she always hears Kristi Noem ads on the local Univision radio station. She told me the ads promote self-deporting for $1000 and are in English. She said “these are Spanish language stations.” She feels it’s a betrayal to their base.
November 14, 2025 at 3:46 AM
My mom was telling me she doesn’t watch Univision anymore because she always hears Kristi Noem ads on the local Univision radio station. She told me the ads promote self-deporting for $1000 and are in English. She said “these are Spanish language stations.” She feels it’s a betrayal to their base.
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After an economic crash you always see headlines like What Was Everyone Thinking? What do you mean everyone, most of us are waving our arms and screaming every day, it's a handful of insanely rich assholes who aren't listening
November 13, 2025 at 4:23 PM
After an economic crash you always see headlines like What Was Everyone Thinking? What do you mean everyone, most of us are waving our arms and screaming every day, it's a handful of insanely rich assholes who aren't listening
It's so odd that one of the women who me-tooed Roger Ailes is now going all out in defense of Jeffery Epstein. Conservatives are all psychopaths it only matters when it happens to them.
November 13, 2025 at 11:22 PM
It's so odd that one of the women who me-tooed Roger Ailes is now going all out in defense of Jeffery Epstein. Conservatives are all psychopaths it only matters when it happens to them.
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"ohhhh what could they possibly have done about lieberman thooooooo" force that piece of shit to have to actually talk for hours on the floor. maybe he does it anyway but he should've had to sweat it.
November 13, 2025 at 9:35 PM
"ohhhh what could they possibly have done about lieberman thooooooo" force that piece of shit to have to actually talk for hours on the floor. maybe he does it anyway but he should've had to sweat it.
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FROM: reporter@nytimes.com
TO: epstein@pedophile.com
SUBJECT: re: can you print these pictures of donald trump with underage women
hello jeffrey my friend. no for some reason
TO: epstein@pedophile.com
SUBJECT: re: can you print these pictures of donald trump with underage women
hello jeffrey my friend. no for some reason
November 12, 2025 at 10:33 PM
FROM: reporter@nytimes.com
TO: epstein@pedophile.com
SUBJECT: re: can you print these pictures of donald trump with underage women
hello jeffrey my friend. no for some reason
TO: epstein@pedophile.com
SUBJECT: re: can you print these pictures of donald trump with underage women
hello jeffrey my friend. no for some reason
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every single one of these emails is someone I already hate messaging a notorious pedophile to say "Thanks for the great time! I had fun doing pedophile stuff with you. P.S. Trump was there with us the whole time"
November 12, 2025 at 9:51 PM
every single one of these emails is someone I already hate messaging a notorious pedophile to say "Thanks for the great time! I had fun doing pedophile stuff with you. P.S. Trump was there with us the whole time"
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The average life expectancy for a US Male in 2023 was 75.8 years. If he is fortunate enough to get a job and save enough money by his 25th birthday for a down payment and buy a house using one of these proposed 50-year mortgages he will be able to pay it off about 9.6 months before he dies. Woo Hoo!
November 12, 2025 at 8:20 AM
The average life expectancy for a US Male in 2023 was 75.8 years. If he is fortunate enough to get a job and save enough money by his 25th birthday for a down payment and buy a house using one of these proposed 50-year mortgages he will be able to pay it off about 9.6 months before he dies. Woo Hoo!
Keep seeing all the worst people from both major parties in these Epstein emails.
George Carlin was right when he said: It's a big club and you ain't in it
George Carlin was right when he said: It's a big club and you ain't in it
November 12, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Keep seeing all the worst people from both major parties in these Epstein emails.
George Carlin was right when he said: It's a big club and you ain't in it
George Carlin was right when he said: It's a big club and you ain't in it
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The ass is the shoulder of the leg.
November 12, 2025 at 2:38 PM
The ass is the shoulder of the leg.
Watching all the Predator films I hadn't watched yet and it's funny how in the made for TV one quick sand is integral to the plot.
November 12, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Watching all the Predator films I hadn't watched yet and it's funny how in the made for TV one quick sand is integral to the plot.
Please don't post a comic of trump being turned away by St Peter until he's actually dead. Thank you.
November 12, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Please don't post a comic of trump being turned away by St Peter until he's actually dead. Thank you.
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me n my unmedicated adhd do not want to finish this today so I leave you with this
November 12, 2025 at 3:33 AM
me n my unmedicated adhd do not want to finish this today so I leave you with this
My son is rewatching Happy Gilmore 2 for the 4th time. Maybe the movie is good and were all too old to appreciate it?
November 12, 2025 at 3:17 AM
My son is rewatching Happy Gilmore 2 for the 4th time. Maybe the movie is good and were all too old to appreciate it?
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Kim Kardashian asked four psychics if she was going to pass the bar, revealing a somewhat deficient understanding of the concept of jurisdiction.
To wit. Stay in your lane. This moron is yelling about her psychics lying to her saying she was gonna pass. Yes her psychics.
Kim Kardashian puts frustration on display after failing California bar exam: ‘Full of s–t’
November 11, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Kim Kardashian asked four psychics if she was going to pass the bar, revealing a somewhat deficient understanding of the concept of jurisdiction.
How are we feeling about Munetaka Murakami? I say why not? Muncy isn't getting any younger and we need to start thinking about who will play 3rd after he's gone. Maybe bring back Cody to replace Conforto?
November 11, 2025 at 7:58 AM
How are we feeling about Munetaka Murakami? I say why not? Muncy isn't getting any younger and we need to start thinking about who will play 3rd after he's gone. Maybe bring back Cody to replace Conforto?
An instruction manual. I get it physical media is dead, you can make it a PDF, but write that shit down.
November 11, 2025 at 7:17 AM
An instruction manual. I get it physical media is dead, you can make it a PDF, but write that shit down.
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Ever since the Golden Knights signed Heart the team has been horrible and is losing
I love karma
I love karma
November 11, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Ever since the Golden Knights signed Heart the team has been horrible and is losing
I love karma
I love karma
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You can always tell an athlete is in that Searching For Answers stage when you see evidence that they have been cupping.
Which is why I’m worried about Hoshoryu.
Which is why I’m worried about Hoshoryu.
November 11, 2025 at 6:10 AM
You can always tell an athlete is in that Searching For Answers stage when you see evidence that they have been cupping.
Which is why I’m worried about Hoshoryu.
Which is why I’m worried about Hoshoryu.
Better things are possible.
November 11, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Better things are possible.
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One of the reasons the Byzantine Empire is so often overlooked in history is it's lack of cultural legacy into the modern age.
In that way it is very similar to the 1980s movie series, Police Academy.
In that way it is very similar to the 1980s movie series, Police Academy.
November 10, 2025 at 8:12 PM
One of the reasons the Byzantine Empire is so often overlooked in history is it's lack of cultural legacy into the modern age.
In that way it is very similar to the 1980s movie series, Police Academy.
In that way it is very similar to the 1980s movie series, Police Academy.