i'm just patrick, deep down
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i'm a runner now i guess.
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hey you guys, should that doomsday clock just be spinning like that
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it’s so important to approach an unpredictable situation with a chill attitude
January 6, 2026 at 5:34 PM
it’s so important to approach an unpredictable situation with a chill attitude
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The boomers that will call into their state rep's office with their full legal name and home address and say "there's a pot hole on 30th Street I keep hitting and I hit it one more time I'm going to kill you with an axe" have more of an idea of what the government should be doing for them than most
January 6, 2026 at 10:11 PM
The boomers that will call into their state rep's office with their full legal name and home address and say "there's a pot hole on 30th Street I keep hitting and I hit it one more time I'm going to kill you with an axe" have more of an idea of what the government should be doing for them than most
warm sunset and '74 grand marquis seat leather
I was at the grocery store and there was a dude at the butcher counter and he asked the guy what Andouille sausage tastes like. I cannot, for the life of me figure out how a person could answer that question
January 6, 2026 at 11:10 PM
warm sunset and '74 grand marquis seat leather
i stg that pic sums him up completely that man dead inside
January 6, 2026 at 11:09 PM
i stg that pic sums him up completely that man dead inside
yeah man when your RB runs for over 100 in the first half and then you stop running it in the second like, c'mon it's you or todd ok fine both then
BREAKING: The Ravens have fired head coach John Harbaugh, per source.
Harbaugh won Super Bowl XLVII and six division titles with Baltimore in 18 seasons.
Harbaugh won Super Bowl XLVII and six division titles with Baltimore in 18 seasons.
January 6, 2026 at 11:07 PM
yeah man when your RB runs for over 100 in the first half and then you stop running it in the second like, c'mon it's you or todd ok fine both then
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Harbaugh to Venezuela, Mike Bobo to the Ravens. The Ravens to Minnesota, the Vikings can go straight to hell
January 6, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Harbaugh to Venezuela, Mike Bobo to the Ravens. The Ravens to Minnesota, the Vikings can go straight to hell
well, there's still OPPORT
which is nice
which is nice
BREAKING: The Ravens have fired head coach John Harbaugh, per source.
Harbaugh won Super Bowl XLVII and six division titles with Baltimore in 18 seasons.
Harbaugh won Super Bowl XLVII and six division titles with Baltimore in 18 seasons.
January 6, 2026 at 10:58 PM
well, there's still OPPORT
which is nice
which is nice
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Thom Tillis is welcome to caucus with Senate Democrats & give control of Congress to the only party that does not endorse the Jan 6 coup & the far right authoritarian presidency currently in power. Talk is cheap, & the hour is late.
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WHOA: Sen. Thom Tillis (R-NC) stands next to image of Jan 6 plaque on Senate floor.. and is noting the pardoned rioters who have been arrested again
Tillis: "We let bad people go"
Re: plaque Tillis says he'll seek unanimous consent to get approval for THIS version of plaque to be hung
Tillis: "We let bad people go"
Re: plaque Tillis says he'll seek unanimous consent to get approval for THIS version of plaque to be hung
January 6, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Thom Tillis is welcome to caucus with Senate Democrats & give control of Congress to the only party that does not endorse the Jan 6 coup & the far right authoritarian presidency currently in power. Talk is cheap, & the hour is late.
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DOTS ARE UP HERE, BUB
Artist’s rendering of the earliest form of life on Earth: a simple face with a line for a mouth and two dots for eyes
January 6, 2026 at 10:45 PM
DOTS ARE UP HERE, BUB
he always look befuddled or is this new
@solomonmissouri.bsky.social Prayers answered.
BREAKING: The Baltimore Ravens have fired head coach John Harbaugh, ending his 18-year run with the franchise, a source tells @diannarussini.bsky.social.
January 6, 2026 at 10:42 PM
he always look befuddled or is this new
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keep adding Ss to it that oughta do it
January 6, 2026 at 10:36 PM
keep adding Ss to it that oughta do it
man everything trump touches Does die
BREAKING: The Baltimore Ravens have fired head coach John Harbaugh, ending his 18-year run with the franchise, a source tells @diannarussini.bsky.social.
January 6, 2026 at 10:34 PM
man everything trump touches Does die
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mike tomlin and john harbaugh just had an extremely rare Unc Leaves Town match
January 6, 2026 at 10:15 PM
mike tomlin and john harbaugh just had an extremely rare Unc Leaves Town match
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Holes are a privileged geography. Removing soils is very expensive. Most of us have to live with hills.
i completely agree that this is the key problem with Bluesky discourse right now: The Circumstances are genuinely toxic right now.
log off.
go scream at an inanimate object.
dig a hole.
continue digging until you've got a burrow.
hide in the burrow.
do not bring your phone
log off.
go scream at an inanimate object.
dig a hole.
continue digging until you've got a burrow.
hide in the burrow.
do not bring your phone
my hot take is that I don't think it's this website specifically that's toxic. the Circumstances are toxic and nobody really knows what to do about it so they come online and scream. and if I may offer an alternative: actually going outside and screaming feels better.
January 6, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Holes are a privileged geography. Removing soils is very expensive. Most of us have to live with hills.
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After Shirley's video, Minnesota officials conducted unannounced visits at the daycares he featured and found kids at all of them (plus one that wasn't yet open). Deceptive influencer content and the X algorithm now just = federal policy priorities.
January 6, 2026 at 9:38 PM
After Shirley's video, Minnesota officials conducted unannounced visits at the daycares he featured and found kids at all of them (plus one that wasn't yet open). Deceptive influencer content and the X algorithm now just = federal policy priorities.
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In a nation ruled by supremacy and all its many sabotages of the public good, every act of repair is a defiant act.
*Every* act of repair is a defiant act.
*Every* act of repair is a defiant act.
Zohran just went out and fixed the Williamsburg Bridge bike entrance. Just did it. No faffing, no nonsense. Bam. Fixed.
January 6, 2026 at 9:14 PM
In a nation ruled by supremacy and all its many sabotages of the public good, every act of repair is a defiant act.
*Every* act of repair is a defiant act.
*Every* act of repair is a defiant act.
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This is like trying to RICO the Bills Mafia
January 6, 2026 at 9:26 PM
This is like trying to RICO the Bills Mafia
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Apple Photos Reminds Man He Was Nude In Capitol Building 5 Years Ago
January 6, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Apple Photos Reminds Man He Was Nude In Capitol Building 5 Years Ago
LANDSLIDE PARLAYS WHEN
JUST IN: Polymarket announces plans to launch real estate prediction markets, allowing users to predict future home prices.
January 6, 2026 at 9:54 PM
LANDSLIDE PARLAYS WHEN
ask it why Link was supenBBBBZZZZZZTTTTT ow wtf
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January 6, 2026 at 9:43 PM
ask it why Link was supenBBBBZZZZZZTTTTT ow wtf
*cbs voiceover during greenland return*
January 6, 2026 at 9:41 PM
*cbs voiceover during greenland return*
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Latin America told me the US keeps eating its heads of state so I asked how many heads of state it has and it said it just lets the CIA install a new head of state afterwards so I said it sounds like they're just feeding heads of state to the US and then Frank Church started crying.
January 6, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Latin America told me the US keeps eating its heads of state so I asked how many heads of state it has and it said it just lets the CIA install a new head of state afterwards so I said it sounds like they're just feeding heads of state to the US and then Frank Church started crying.
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January 5, 2026 at 10:50 PM
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Really well-cooked BBQ and steak does not require sauce
This place needs some Innocuous Discourse pronto. Quote this with a take that’s not political or aggressive
January 6, 2026 at 8:57 PM
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