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WildGorillaMan
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From the HistoryPorn community on Reddit: Portrait of arctic explorer Peter Freuchen and his wife, fashion illustrator Dagmar Cohn, 1947 [573 x 700]
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November 11, 2025 at 6:00 AM
wildgorillaman.bsky.social
For every old photo retvrn nerds post of people in uptight clothing there are a thousand more old photos of people being weird as hell
Vintage poor of a lady dressed like a saloon madam holding a leash attached to a lady dressed like a poodle
November 11, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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durtmchurtt.bsky.social
[movie studio]

ME: BUT HOW DOES THE INVISIBLE MAN KNOW WHEN TO STOP WIPING?

TOUR GUIDE: *into walkie talkie* code orange, he’s back.
November 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM
wildgorillaman.bsky.social
“School resumes: Classes will resume as normal on Wednesday, November 11, 2025”

Thanks, Google!
Google search cap is there school in edmonton to Al Mode All News Images Maps Q. Shopping •Al Overview +1 : No, there is no school today in Edmonton because it is Remembrance Day. Both Edmonton Public Schools and Edmonton Catholic Schools have confirmed no classes will be held. ® • Reason for the day off: Today is Remembrance Day, a statutory holiday for schools across the city. • School resumes: Classes will resume as normal on Wednesday, November 11, 2025. Back to School and Holidays - Edmonton... isses ember 11-14 Im/ Re: 8 da Wec 88 Edmonton Public Schools Dive deeper in Al Mode
November 10, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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kanaratron.bsky.social
If you thought Frankenstein's Tower in the Guillermo del Toro movie looked cool, check out the real-world inspiration behind it...
The Wallace Monument - A towering stone structure in Stirling, Scotland that bares a striking similarity to the tower featured in the film.
November 10, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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Copyediting FAQ

Q. Should the word “too” at the end of a sentence be preceded by a comma, or no?

A. Whichever way you choose to go, the other way will immediately seem better.
November 10, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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Noir photo of a man wearing a hat facing away from the viewer looking across the table at a femme fatale who’s got a serious expression Text: The dame was smart, too The kind of dame that could explain the difference between peculation and embezzlement That's pretty smart, alright
November 10, 2024 at 7:21 PM
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Black and white pic of a woman wearing a fur coat and high heels on a crowded street Text: The line is always behind us and therefore never seen
November 9, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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Painting by artist Gabe leonard of two men playing cards at a gaming table Text: Most people aren't vulgar utilitarians, you know
November 9, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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wildgorillaman.bsky.social
Men: what’s stopping you from dressing like this?

I mean, aside from climate change
November 13, 2023 at 2:47 AM
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Picture of a husky looking at the camera with a sarcastic expression Text: OH, YOU RAN A MARATHON? HOW HEAWY WAS THE SLED?
November 9, 2025 at 7:29 PM
wildgorillaman.bsky.social
Fantasy art of a fighter and a magic user fighting a red dragon, and all of them have googly eyes stuck to them Text: I was going to ask you to remind me which of you was the order muppet and which was the chaos muppet but I think I figured it out on my own.
November 9, 2025 at 7:28 PM
wildgorillaman.bsky.social
News You Can Use
kennedytcooper.bsky.social Themperor Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedytcooper.bsky.social · Nov 11
This is it, the "final" version of one of the most important sexual technologies of the 21st century

It has the ability to unlock powerful secret knowledge previously hidden to society

Please direct people to this version
It's the "Humanoid-Anthro-Alien Sex Triangle" an increasingly hard to describe triangle graph plot thing the top is labeled "furries", bottom left is "elf fuckers", and bottom right is "monster fuckers" with various creatures defined in different areas such as the orc fucker subcluster and the vampires intersecting circle there's also the very important "post-furry contiuum intersection" which spans from living dolls to appliance fuckers there's also an internal kobold spectrum and there's "horny for minecraft" in its own non-intersecting bubble this now includes the "ROBOT FUCKER SUPERSTRUCTURE" which I just can't belive I had to add also adds a "clone fucking" bubble also adds the new "clown fucker pendulum" that goes from "clowns" to "klowns" and intersects the triangle also also also we've got all kinds of updates in this one including the CENOBITE INCURSION includes the PENTAGON OF SHAME for things that no one should have asked about ive run out of characters lol
November 9, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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wildgorillaman.bsky.social
Gee, thanks, Buzzkill Bear!
Buzzkill Bear leans out of the passenger back window of a taxi Text: Oh hey, just swing by to remind you that all the Soviet sports science data on how to optimally train athletes was based on the selection bias of studying elite athletes who're gifted at sports and then administered large doses of anabolic steroids.
November 7, 2024 at 9:10 PM
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wildgorillaman.bsky.social
Still mad
Kong, Spencer, and Tracy from Ghost Busters (1975) Text: WE TOLD YOU NOT TO MENTION THE REBOOT. THEY DIDN'T EVEN CALL ME.
November 7, 2024 at 9:13 PM
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wildgorillaman.bsky.social
I posted this meme to my tumblr on Lewis Carroll’s birthday and a small number of tumblr users were Very Upset with me

Gee thanks, Buzzkill Bear!
Buzzkill Bear leans out the back window of a taxi cab Text: Oh hey, just swung by to remind you that Lewis Carroll was a creep and had an inappropriate relationship with the girl he wrote Alice in Wonderland for.
January 8, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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wildgorillaman.bsky.social
Nobody asked, but Dixie from Peewee’s Playhouse was achingly hot, imo
Pic of Dixie from Peewee’s Playhouse Text: It's a teeter-totter between super power or mental illness. But here we are.
November 7, 2024 at 9:15 PM
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wildgorillaman.bsky.social
Hello again, friend of a friend
Picture of two of the bad guys from Scott Pilgrim versus the world Text: This is how the Doom came to Sarnath, you know. Oh. My. God. Do you ever stop?
November 7, 2024 at 9:17 PM
wildgorillaman.bsky.social
A model wearing a red dress and antlers on her head Text: Moose eats pumpkin. Killer whale eats moose. The circle of life.
November 9, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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wildgorillaman.bsky.social
Well, dressed woman with a sour expression, martini glass, and a skewer of olives Text: I hope the metaphorical bandaid never stops peeling off of a particularly hairy patch of his pallid flesh.
November 7, 2024 at 9:20 PM
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wildgorillaman.bsky.social
Picture of two women in gowns, sitting and talking Text: You seem really really nice, until you don't. I like that.
November 7, 2024 at 9:21 PM
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wildgorillaman.bsky.social
A dream is a wish your heart makes
Picture of Yukon Cornelius Text: Is it too late for Lady Sovereign to come out with a Christmas Album?
November 7, 2024 at 9:23 PM
wildgorillaman.bsky.social
True story
Black-and-white photo of actor Diana Rigg as Emma Peel looking sarcastic Text: If I had a dollar for every time I've cursed an architect while on a job site...
November 9, 2025 at 7:22 PM