WildGorillaMan
@wildgorillaman.bsky.social
Pataphysician
Patamodernist
Actual talking gorilla
cover photo ALT: Market shelves bursting with yellow bananas
Patamodernist
Actual talking gorilla
cover photo ALT: Market shelves bursting with yellow bananas
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I either feel like a boiling pot of soggy cabbage or THAT bitch. There’s no in between
February 7, 2026 at 5:54 AM
I either feel like a boiling pot of soggy cabbage or THAT bitch. There’s no in between
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The Ankh-Fourpork Pizza (pulled pork, chorizo, pepperoni, and bacon) 🍕🍽️🍜
February 7, 2026 at 4:41 AM
The Ankh-Fourpork Pizza (pulled pork, chorizo, pepperoni, and bacon) 🍕🍽️🍜
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DOCTOR: Your test results are back and it turns out you’re a fucked up mangy bald bird with a big weird nutsack neck. It’s a pretty bad situation. You should check out the great clown, Pagliacci.
ME (The Great Clown Pagliacci):
ME (The Great Clown Pagliacci):
February 7, 2026 at 5:11 AM
DOCTOR: Your test results are back and it turns out you’re a fucked up mangy bald bird with a big weird nutsack neck. It’s a pretty bad situation. You should check out the great clown, Pagliacci.
ME (The Great Clown Pagliacci):
ME (The Great Clown Pagliacci):
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humans do not host the Muppet Show, Kermit the Frog hosts the Muppet Show! there i said it, i got it off my chest
February 7, 2026 at 5:08 AM
humans do not host the Muppet Show, Kermit the Frog hosts the Muppet Show! there i said it, i got it off my chest
Very few people know that one of the qualifications for the national curling team (in Canada at least, not sure about the USA) is to be able to skip effectively while still blowing over double the legal limit
February 7, 2026 at 4:32 AM
Very few people know that one of the qualifications for the national curling team (in Canada at least, not sure about the USA) is to be able to skip effectively while still blowing over double the legal limit
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Few memes get more Inside Baseball than this
February 8, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Few memes get more Inside Baseball than this
I’m not the biggest fan of symphonic metal but I would watch and listen to Clémentine Delauney singing random
Wikipedia articles
youtube.com/watch?v=jiV9...
Wikipedia articles
youtube.com/watch?v=jiV9...
EXIT EDEN - Désenchantée (Official Video) | Napalm Records
YouTube video by Napalm Records
youtube.com
February 6, 2026 at 5:04 PM
I’m not the biggest fan of symphonic metal but I would watch and listen to Clémentine Delauney singing random
Wikipedia articles
youtube.com/watch?v=jiV9...
Wikipedia articles
youtube.com/watch?v=jiV9...
“The Riddle of Steel” sounds metal as fuck
February 6, 2026 at 4:59 PM
“The Riddle of Steel” sounds metal as fuck
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It’s a terrible time to be someone who pays attention or cares about other people.
February 6, 2026 at 1:32 PM
It’s a terrible time to be someone who pays attention or cares about other people.
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It is funny when I predict the future.
When I wrote about the economics of cultural appropriation in 2023 I saw Logan rising as a white guy Asian food creator and I knew he’d eventually launch products, get partnerships and profit off over Asian creators. objectivejournalism.org/2023/04/nood...
When I wrote about the economics of cultural appropriation in 2023 I saw Logan rising as a white guy Asian food creator and I knew he’d eventually launch products, get partnerships and profit off over Asian creators. objectivejournalism.org/2023/04/nood...
February 6, 2026 at 3:53 PM
It is funny when I predict the future.
When I wrote about the economics of cultural appropriation in 2023 I saw Logan rising as a white guy Asian food creator and I knew he’d eventually launch products, get partnerships and profit off over Asian creators. objectivejournalism.org/2023/04/nood...
When I wrote about the economics of cultural appropriation in 2023 I saw Logan rising as a white guy Asian food creator and I knew he’d eventually launch products, get partnerships and profit off over Asian creators. objectivejournalism.org/2023/04/nood...
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Hello Friday.
🖼️ Lily Seika Jones
🖼️ Lily Seika Jones
February 6, 2026 at 7:25 AM
Hello Friday.
🖼️ Lily Seika Jones
🖼️ Lily Seika Jones
The Pitch: Cover of Matt Monro’s 1966 easy listening classic Born Free, except changed to Born Cunty
February 6, 2026 at 4:08 PM
The Pitch: Cover of Matt Monro’s 1966 easy listening classic Born Free, except changed to Born Cunty
If you have a chance to see Goldie Boutilier live you won’t regret it
She brought down the house
She brought down the house
February 6, 2026 at 6:49 AM
If you have a chance to see Goldie Boutilier live you won’t regret it
She brought down the house
She brought down the house
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If you spell it "fuckaas"... you might post on Bluesky
If you wince at the phrase "we're talking about the two of you," ...you might post on Bluesky
If multiple conservative commentators call you a danger to America and you can't even pay your rent, wellllllllllll... you just might post on Bluesky
If you wince at the phrase "we're talking about the two of you," ...you might post on Bluesky
If multiple conservative commentators call you a danger to America and you can't even pay your rent, wellllllllllll... you just might post on Bluesky
February 6, 2026 at 12:55 AM
If you spell it "fuckaas"... you might post on Bluesky
If you wince at the phrase "we're talking about the two of you," ...you might post on Bluesky
If multiple conservative commentators call you a danger to America and you can't even pay your rent, wellllllllllll... you just might post on Bluesky
If you wince at the phrase "we're talking about the two of you," ...you might post on Bluesky
If multiple conservative commentators call you a danger to America and you can't even pay your rent, wellllllllllll... you just might post on Bluesky
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If you're in a polycule with at least two people you have blocked wellllll...you might post on Bluesky
If you're first instinct when you hear a joke is duck and cover wellllll...you might post on Bluesky
If you consider a post with a 150 likes to be a banger welllllll...you might post on Bluesky
If you're first instinct when you hear a joke is duck and cover wellllll...you might post on Bluesky
If you consider a post with a 150 likes to be a banger welllllll...you might post on Bluesky
February 5, 2026 at 11:21 PM
If you're in a polycule with at least two people you have blocked wellllll...you might post on Bluesky
If you're first instinct when you hear a joke is duck and cover wellllll...you might post on Bluesky
If you consider a post with a 150 likes to be a banger welllllll...you might post on Bluesky
If you're first instinct when you hear a joke is duck and cover wellllll...you might post on Bluesky
If you consider a post with a 150 likes to be a banger welllllll...you might post on Bluesky
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February 4, 2026 at 3:47 PM
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Smart money is to short the noose market
February 5, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Smart money is to short the noose market