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WildGorillaMan
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debbshock.blue
where's my homies, my nerds at
I love the fucking shit out of you,
weirdos
a child's book cover showing a little girl on a phone receiver titled "I'm calling out all you cunts" "hello, is this cunty mctwat?"
January 5, 2026 at 11:05 PM
wildgorillaman.bsky.social
Homer Simpson’s homage to Georgia O’Keefe
A shadow box frame on sale at Homesense of a dozen sculptures of donuts lined up in even rows
January 5, 2026 at 9:13 PM
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wildgorillaman.bsky.social
It is a truth seldom acknowledged that bros who spend time online arguing about myofibrillar versus sarcoplasmic hypertrophy don’t have enough of either
October 27, 2024 at 9:04 PM
wildgorillaman.bsky.social
I had to overcome my David Spade aversion to give this movie a chance but it is absolutely hilarious
IMDb cap The Wrong Missy 2020 TV-MA 1h 30m Play trailer 2:27 心7 THERE'S NO UNTEXTING HER NOW. *WRONG MISSY MAY 13 | NETFLIX Tim thinks he's invited the woman of his dreams on a work retreat to Hawaii, realizing too late he mistakenly texted someone from a nightmare blind date. > Raunchy Comedy > Romantic Comedy > Come
January 5, 2026 at 5:55 AM
wildgorillaman.bsky.social
Kinda disappointed, if I’m being honest
January 5, 2026 at 5:52 AM
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randommuser.bsky.social
guys I got slimed
January 5, 2026 at 3:36 AM
wildgorillaman.bsky.social
That’s a dilemma, alright
ISAZ！ Fantasy Football • Join ••• 2h • League punishment we have is the loser has to donate at a sperm bank and let the child contact them when they're 18 and last place guy got a vasectomy. League voted for him to reverse it anc he won't. What do we do? 347 Q279 6
January 5, 2026 at 3:47 AM
wildgorillaman.bsky.social
This was better than I expected
IMDb cap Text: ٧٧I٥٧I٢٧ Back in Action 2025 PG-13 1h 54m Back in Ac Official Traik 2.2K JAMIE FOXX CAMERON DIAZ BACK TACTION Former CIA spies Emily and Matt are pulled back into espionage after their secret identities are exposed. ONLY ON NETFLIX JANUARY 17 Spy > Action > Comedy › 494 >
January 5, 2026 at 3:36 AM
wildgorillaman.bsky.social
Asking the real questions here
radosh.bsky.social Daniel Radosh @radosh.bsky.social · 1d
Hang on, forget the bennies for second, he stirred the champagne with a piece of toast?
January 5, 2026 at 3:04 AM
wildgorillaman.bsky.social
Topless bikers of the world unite and take over
Tumblr cap by user @anyskin of a vintage black and white pic of a bare-chested woman driving a motorcycle while in the background two people and a camel look on Text: Young Eritrean women on the Triumph Silent Scout B. 1934 2,279 notes
January 5, 2026 at 2:25 AM
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philnobilejr.bsky.social
Fleming’s Bond cheering himself up just thinking about his plan to tranquilize himself into unconsciousness
The taxi was waiting. It was seven o'clock. As the taxi got under way, Bond made his plan for the evening. He would first do an extremely careful packing job of his single suitcase, the one that had no tricks to it, have two double vodkas and tonics with a dash of Angostura, eat a large h of May's speciality--scrambled eggs fines herbes--have two more vodkas and tonics, and then, slightly drunk, go to bed with half a grain of seconal. Encouraged by the prospect of this cosy self-anaesthesia, Bond brusquely kicked his problems under the carpet of his consciousness.
January 5, 2026 at 12:50 AM
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moxiest.art
it's carbon monoxide leak day here on bluesky dot app
January 4, 2026 at 9:32 PM
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grilldcheese.bsky.social
hey girl, are you science? bc i would love to donate my body to you.
January 2, 2026 at 4:02 PM
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fakehistoryhunter.net
January 4, 2026 at 10:31 PM
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lordratsquirt.bsky.social
I accused the hospital of improperly amputating my ass cheeks, so they offered a rebuttal.
December 31, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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wormmo.de
calling all subsequent generations participation award wanters and then doing this lmao
January 4, 2026 at 8:48 PM
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thwarted.bsky.social
shit, they cancelled The Flying Nun after three seasons and no one is working on, or even dreams of, bringing that back.
January 4, 2026 at 8:45 PM
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emog.cc
People who say “I’m a good listener” are usually the ones who never shut the fuck up.
January 4, 2026 at 8:31 PM
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ostrichson.bsky.social
The wisdom of Mr. Rogers is eternal:
Mr. Rogers: Even though machines might move or sound like they're talking, they don't have feelings.
January 4, 2026 at 11:57 AM
wildgorillaman.bsky.social
I’m watching Palm Royale and Ricky Martin, age 54, is very clearly on not just TRT or even TRT+ but TRT² and I love that for him
IMDb cap Palm Royale TV Series 2024 - TV-MA Palm Royale Official Trailer - Season 2 84 @tv+ An ambitious woman schemes to secure her seat at America's most exclusive table: Palm Beach high society, circa 1969. Palm lojale Dark Comedy > Period Drama > Comedy › Ricky Martin shirtless and jacked in Palm Royale
January 4, 2026 at 4:19 PM
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wildgorillaman.bsky.social
Black and white photo of three women wearing furry bunny ears hats watching ballet Text: Boring! BOOOOORING!!! C'mon, hit him with the chair!
January 3, 2025 at 8:14 PM
wildgorillaman.bsky.social
Mid-century pulp art of a man and woman in 1950s garb smoking a cigarette in a back alley Text: You see a mousetrap. I see free cheese and a fucking challenge.
January 3, 2026 at 8:22 PM
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nahyoudoit.bsky.social
*watches movie*
*plays on phone*
*misses scene*
*rewinds*
*plays on phone*
*misses scene*
*rewinds*
*plays on phone*
January 3, 2026 at 3:19 AM
wildgorillaman.bsky.social
This movie is pants-wettingly funny
IMDb cap Text: Honeymoon Crasher Lune de miel avec ma mère (original title) 2025 1h 33m Honeymoon Crasher Trailer [OV] LUNE DE MIEL AVEC MA MÈRE 1 11 -LUNE DE MILEL AVEC MA MERE When his fiancée dumps him at the altar for her ex, a young man is left with no alternative but to go on his romantic honeymoon with his mother. French > Comedy > 5 >
January 3, 2026 at 3:31 AM
wildgorillaman.bsky.social
No cheating. Reskeet with the most recent picture of your pet

Cinnamon buns taking a snow day nap
Piper and Pickles the beagles snuggled up together on the couch
January 2, 2026 at 12:31 AM