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WildGorillaMan
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Pataphysician
Patamodernist
Actual talking gorilla

cover photo ALT: Market shelves bursting with yellow bananas
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where's my homies, my nerds at
I love the fucking shit out of you,
weirdos
January 5, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Homer Simpson’s homage to Georgia O’Keefe
January 5, 2026 at 9:13 PM
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It is a truth seldom acknowledged that bros who spend time online arguing about myofibrillar versus sarcoplasmic hypertrophy don’t have enough of either
October 27, 2024 at 9:04 PM
I had to overcome my David Spade aversion to give this movie a chance but it is absolutely hilarious
January 5, 2026 at 5:55 AM
Kinda disappointed, if I’m being honest
January 5, 2026 at 5:52 AM
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guys I got slimed
January 5, 2026 at 3:36 AM
That’s a dilemma, alright
January 5, 2026 at 3:47 AM
This was better than I expected
January 5, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Asking the real questions here
Hang on, forget the bennies for second, he stirred the champagne with a piece of toast?
January 5, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Topless bikers of the world unite and take over
January 5, 2026 at 2:25 AM
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Fleming’s Bond cheering himself up just thinking about his plan to tranquilize himself into unconsciousness
January 5, 2026 at 12:50 AM
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it's carbon monoxide leak day here on bluesky dot app
January 4, 2026 at 9:32 PM
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hey girl, are you science? bc i would love to donate my body to you.
January 2, 2026 at 4:02 PM
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January 4, 2026 at 10:31 PM
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I accused the hospital of improperly amputating my ass cheeks, so they offered a rebuttal.
December 31, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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calling all subsequent generations participation award wanters and then doing this lmao
January 4, 2026 at 8:48 PM
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shit, they cancelled The Flying Nun after three seasons and no one is working on, or even dreams of, bringing that back.
January 4, 2026 at 8:45 PM
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People who say “I’m a good listener” are usually the ones who never shut the fuck up.
January 4, 2026 at 8:31 PM
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The wisdom of Mr. Rogers is eternal:
January 4, 2026 at 11:57 AM
I’m watching Palm Royale and Ricky Martin, age 54, is very clearly on not just TRT or even TRT+ but TRT² and I love that for him
January 4, 2026 at 4:19 PM
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January 3, 2025 at 8:14 PM
January 3, 2026 at 8:22 PM
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*watches movie*
*plays on phone*
*misses scene*
*rewinds*
*plays on phone*
*misses scene*
*rewinds*
*plays on phone*
January 3, 2026 at 3:19 AM
This movie is pants-wettingly funny
January 3, 2026 at 3:31 AM
No cheating. Reskeet with the most recent picture of your pet

Cinnamon buns taking a snow day nap
January 2, 2026 at 12:31 AM