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WildHoHoHorillaMan
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wildgorillaman.bsky.social
QOTD: “Lmao, I would love to see them try and get the people who couldn’t be bothered to wear a mask to put on a fucking cummerbund to get on a plane.” - a friend
Twitter cap: Lyric Rivera | NeuroDivergent Rebel @neurodivergentrebel.substack.com The Department of Transportation wants you to start dressing up again when you fly. Citing an undeniable rise in bad behavior on airplanes, the DOT announced a new campaign meant to encourage civility in air travel. USA TODAY. Why the Transportation Department wants you to dress 'with respect' at the airport Zach Wichter, USA TODAY Wed, November 19, 2025 at 11:19 AM MST 1 min read November 20, 2025 at 8:27 AM • Every
November 20, 2025 at 6:58 PM
wildgorillaman.bsky.social
The Karate Kid is an afterschool special where violence actually is the answer
IMDb cap The Karate Kid 1984 PG 2h 6m The Karate Kid The Karate Kid 85 Recently relocated from NJ to LA, Daniel becomes the target of a gang of Cobra Kai dojo students. When Mr. Miyagi saves him with expert Karate skills, Daniel convinces him to.. > mind and heart. Not in the har Th Karate Kid Coming-of-Age › Martial Arts > Teen Drama >
November 18, 2025 at 5:03 AM
wildgorillaman.bsky.social
On Caladan we had sea power

Here we will need tortoise power
Photo of a pet tortoise with a balisong knife duct-taped to its shells giving it a lance with which to stabbed its enemies Text: THE SLOW BLADE PENETRATES THE SHIELD
November 17, 2025 at 10:28 PM
wildgorillaman.bsky.social
Genius is seldom recognized in its time
Text cap I wanna have a game show where cheesemongers and butchers and other purveyors of fine snack food compete to pitch three chefs or wedding planners or event planners new and unique items that they could serve as appetizers in a stunning display at their events. Charc-Tank Get out. M
November 17, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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In keeping with the tech bro trend of naming dystopian technology after nerdy literary references WildGorillaMedia is thrilled to announce our new ‘Everything App’ that merges all social media and AI platforms into one convenient mobile app

I present to you: NECRONOMICON
Tumblr cap insomniac-arrest classic fable: access to The Information will drive you mad modern era, driven mad by all the access to all the information ever: well, alright, they weren't wrong insomniac-arrest Ngl, this is probably the best era ever to have a vivacious lust for information in, but watch out geekysteven rip to them but I would just not be affected *turns on phone* -1 HP -1 HP -1 HP
November 17, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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What a fuckin yutz
Comic of a guy peeing his pants and surrounded by people laughing at him while he says “Heh. Rent free.“
November 17, 2025 at 1:11 PM
wildgorillaman.bsky.social
Hey Siri, play House of Cards by Radiohead
Vintage mid-century black and white photo of a man and woman walking down the street, arm in arm Text: It's not your fault you're rich I'm not rich, I'm just a different kind of broke.
November 17, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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I forgot that at the height of NFT mania I created an OpenSea account to, I’ll be honest, fleece tech bros by selling NFTs of my dumb memes

When in Rome, and all

Anyway, years of radio silence and now suddenly I’m getting emails? What gives?
November 17, 2025 at 9:56 AM
wildgorillaman.bsky.social
It is stew season and I intend to take full advantage

Beef stew
A bowl of beef stew topped with sour cream and dried parsley A simmering pot of beef stew
November 17, 2025 at 6:15 AM
wildgorillaman.bsky.social
In case you wonder where all this comes from
Trippy image of concentric psychedelic circles bordering the silhouette of a female presenting figure with multiple arms. Weird text surrounds the figure Text: That went from zero to fucked real quick. There's nothing in there but ego and a dialtone I already got my catharsis a Long Lime ago. Someone needs to meme that. None of these make any fucking sense.
November 17, 2025 at 2:51 AM
wildgorillaman.bsky.social
I feel that
Pic of recording artist Meg Myers Text: Parsing out other people's jokes is my favorite stage in Maslow's hierarchy too.
November 16, 2025 at 10:18 PM
wildgorillaman.bsky.social
You either die young or live long enough to engage with political pollsters
Text cap 2:23 +1 (587) 812-4294 ) Today 1:37 PM This is Voter Research Services with an opinion poll. Which Federal Political Party would you vote for if a Federal Election occurred? STOP to Stop Well, Pierre Poilievre is shady at best and treasonous at worst so I l'Il tell you right now that it won't be the conservatives Hope that helps Thank you. Can we please get your full postal code so we can assign your response to a Federal Riding for statistical weighting? No. No offense. Have a great day If you did not expect this message from an unknown sender, it may be spam. Stop or Report Spam Text Message • SMS KG
November 16, 2025 at 9:25 PM
wildgorillaman.bsky.social
Greene/McCain 2028
Meme template of Marjorie Taylor Greene in the Obama, Hope campaign poster style with the text y’all done worse
November 16, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Black and white pic of two women having an intense conversation in a car Text: Honey, he's like a German sandwich Heavy, bland, and bad for your heart
November 16, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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Black and white photo of two women in evening dress having dinner by candlelight Text: God, I haven't seen a quaalude since 1989 They still make them in Algeria!
November 16, 2025 at 2:06 AM
wildgorillaman.bsky.social
Now to pick up a crate of limes and four gallons of Costco tequila and its Fiesta Time
Shopping cart holding two yellow ten kilogram bags of Safe-T-Salt brand ice melt
November 15, 2025 at 5:32 PM
wildgorillaman.bsky.social
Y’all now I would nail this, right?

Maybe I should have pivoted sooner
Twitter cap from user @Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman International riandship I think I'm going to pivot to being an unwellness influencer, making daily videos about eating novelty sandwiches, maintaining an irregular sleep schedule, and holding grudges.
November 14, 2025 at 5:44 AM
wildgorillaman.bsky.social
The problem with the world today is that when you present objective facts to the not-online people you end up sounding like this
The meme of Charlie from Always Sunny looking maniacal as he explains his conspiracy wall, red string included, to an onlooker
November 13, 2025 at 8:25 PM
wildgorillaman.bsky.social
Speaking of business school (lol) this came up when I was searching for the one above:
Tweet from user @John McCrea @johnmccrea True story: Harvard Business School rejected me in '91. When I got the news, I checked to see if they'd cashed my $100 application fee check. They hadn't, so I did a "stop payment". When they called, trying to collect, I suggested they could learn a business lesson from this.
November 12, 2025 at 10:41 PM
wildgorillaman.bsky.social
Which reminds me of this banger

It’s funny because it’s true
Twitter cap from user @Normal calm @normal_now Sometimes on campus you accidentally walk by a Business class and the professor is writing like "profit = revenue - costs" on the board and everyone is taking notes like its actual school 2/26/19, 3:49 PM
November 12, 2025 at 10:39 PM
wildgorillaman.bsky.social
First nap of the day
Piper the beagle chilling on a blanket on the couch
November 12, 2025 at 2:50 PM
wildgorillaman.bsky.social
What’s your sign?
A sign on the wall that reads COFFEE
November 12, 2025 at 2:42 PM
wildgorillaman.bsky.social
If Georgia O’Keefe was a tattoo artist
Tumblr cap showing thorn-style tattoo art on paper in black, pink, (BLACKPINK IN YOUR AREA) and purple lines that are clearly, CLEARLY the inside parts of sacred hearts* *that’s code for uteruses and ovaries, if you didn’t already know
November 12, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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They’ve gone too far, they’re hypnotizing the weed plants now
Close up of a package of cannabis seeds that reads WATERMELON SUGAR 5 FEMINIZED PHOTOPERIOD CANNABIS SEEDS 5 GRAINES DE CANNABIS PHOTOPÉRIODE FÉMINISÉES
November 12, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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Tumblr cap from user @beetledrink Follow i honestly stopped worrying about my writing being mistaken for Al because i honestly don't think any program trained on the human conventions of the english language would actively choose the foul and grotesque deeds i force words to participate in on a regular basis 632 notes
November 12, 2025 at 2:30 PM