WildHoHoHorillaMan
@wildgorillaman.bsky.social
Pataphysician
Patamodernist
Actual talking gorilla
cover photo ALT: A gorilla puppet in a santa hat stands before a holiday backdrop that reads "MERRY CHRISTMAS"
Patamodernist
Actual talking gorilla
cover photo ALT: A gorilla puppet in a santa hat stands before a holiday backdrop that reads "MERRY CHRISTMAS"
I needed to see this today
November 25, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I needed to see this today
All hail the hypno-beagle
November 25, 2025 at 4:16 AM
All hail the hypno-beagle
Gurl, you must ski like an Austrian because your knees and ankles are welded together and you won’t separate them even when you’re moving too fast
Fresh tracks, fresh air. Let's go
Fresh tracks, fresh air. Let's go
November 25, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Gurl, you must ski like an Austrian because your knees and ankles are welded together and you won’t separate them even when you’re moving too fast
Fresh tracks, fresh air. Let's go
Fresh tracks, fresh air. Let's go
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if I offered someone a hit and she said "no, I'd rather not be a cannibal" (#24) I would in fact be thinking about that for the rest of my life, well played
I just found this old picture of a poster that was on the wall at the school my friend taught at and there’s some incredible stuff in there
November 24, 2025 at 8:27 PM
if I offered someone a hit and she said "no, I'd rather not be a cannibal" (#24) I would in fact be thinking about that for the rest of my life, well played
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I would again like to stress that there was a French female assassin but also a male, Israeli assassin that were selected to kill me. There was also a twink assassin from Tobago. And a gender fluid assassin from Marrakech
the past few days candace owens has been claiming that the french have put out a hit on her & there’s possible conspiring with israel as a result of her spending the last nearly two years transvestigating brigitte macron
November 24, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I would again like to stress that there was a French female assassin but also a male, Israeli assassin that were selected to kill me. There was also a twink assassin from Tobago. And a gender fluid assassin from Marrakech
I would again like to stress that there was a French furry sex-pest/assassin in a skunk fursuit, but also a male, Israeli assassin, code-name 'the Zohan' that were selected to kill me
These are joint state operations
These are joint state operations
the past few days candace owens has been claiming that the french have put out a hit on her & there’s possible conspiring with israel as a result of her spending the last nearly two years transvestigating brigitte macron
November 24, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I would again like to stress that there was a French furry sex-pest/assassin in a skunk fursuit, but also a male, Israeli assassin, code-name 'the Zohan' that were selected to kill me
These are joint state operations
These are joint state operations
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Ah, so THAT'S how they make Skyline chili...
November 24, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Ah, so THAT'S how they make Skyline chili...
OPEN UP THIS FUCKING PIT MOTHERFUCKERS
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
Please don't take him even though you can
Please don't take him even though you can
November 24, 2025 at 4:19 PM
OPEN UP THIS FUCKING PIT MOTHERFUCKERS
It’s a double feature
November 24, 2025 at 3:56 PM
It’s a double feature
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Charlie Brown (2026)
November 24, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Charlie Brown (2026)
I legit snarfed when this crossed my dash
Columbo in his first episode looks like a dog that's just come back from the groomer
November 24, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I legit snarfed when this crossed my dash
Never forget
November 24, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Never forget
We will miss Jimmy Cliff. We will miss his sword
Jimmy Cliff, Jamaican reggae singer, actor and cultural icon, dies aged 81
Jimmy Cliff, Jamaican reggae singer, actor and cultural icon, dies aged 81
Star of The Harder They Come had hits including You Can Get It If You Really Want and I Can See Clearly Now
www.theguardian.com
November 24, 2025 at 2:35 PM
We will miss Jimmy Cliff. We will miss his sword
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We arrived in December and London was cold
We stayed in the bars along Charing Cross Road
We never saw nothing but brass taps and oak
Kept a shine on the bar with the sleeves of our coats
You'll have to excuse me, I'm not at my best...
We stayed in the bars along Charing Cross Road
We never saw nothing but brass taps and oak
Kept a shine on the bar with the sleeves of our coats
You'll have to excuse me, I'm not at my best...
November 23, 2025 at 11:26 PM
We arrived in December and London was cold
We stayed in the bars along Charing Cross Road
We never saw nothing but brass taps and oak
Kept a shine on the bar with the sleeves of our coats
You'll have to excuse me, I'm not at my best...
We stayed in the bars along Charing Cross Road
We never saw nothing but brass taps and oak
Kept a shine on the bar with the sleeves of our coats
You'll have to excuse me, I'm not at my best...
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Actual artists have a community, genAI users just have a fistful of hot dogshit an Epstein associate is losing billions of dollars on.
November 24, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Actual artists have a community, genAI users just have a fistful of hot dogshit an Epstein associate is losing billions of dollars on.
9 yo me: Cyborgs are COOL! I wanna be the Six Million Dollar man!
Adult me: Absolutely fucking not. Get that shit away from me or so help me god I’ll Butlerian Jihad your cybernetic ass
Adult me: Absolutely fucking not. Get that shit away from me or so help me god I’ll Butlerian Jihad your cybernetic ass
November 24, 2025 at 2:13 PM
9 yo me: Cyborgs are COOL! I wanna be the Six Million Dollar man!
Adult me: Absolutely fucking not. Get that shit away from me or so help me god I’ll Butlerian Jihad your cybernetic ass
Adult me: Absolutely fucking not. Get that shit away from me or so help me god I’ll Butlerian Jihad your cybernetic ass
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I need to get this off my chest.
April 13, 2024 at 5:27 AM
I need to get this off my chest.
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I was not meant for this life. I was meant to sit at a sidewalk café by the Seine, smoking a cigarette, and saying something superficially profound as I look off into the distance
Else where, my wife and mistress make pleasant conversation at the market, knowing full well who each other are
Fin
Else where, my wife and mistress make pleasant conversation at the market, knowing full well who each other are
Fin
June 2, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I was not meant for this life. I was meant to sit at a sidewalk café by the Seine, smoking a cigarette, and saying something superficially profound as I look off into the distance
Else where, my wife and mistress make pleasant conversation at the market, knowing full well who each other are
Fin
Else where, my wife and mistress make pleasant conversation at the market, knowing full well who each other are
Fin
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On this day in 1904, Albert Ross Tilley was born in Bowmanville, Ontario.
A plastic surgeon, his work with burned airmen during the Second World War pioneered the use of plastic surgery for the treatment of severe burns. He is a member of the Canadian Aviation Hall of Fame.
A plastic surgeon, his work with burned airmen during the Second World War pioneered the use of plastic surgery for the treatment of severe burns. He is a member of the Canadian Aviation Hall of Fame.
November 24, 2025 at 12:15 PM
On this day in 1904, Albert Ross Tilley was born in Bowmanville, Ontario.
A plastic surgeon, his work with burned airmen during the Second World War pioneered the use of plastic surgery for the treatment of severe burns. He is a member of the Canadian Aviation Hall of Fame.
A plastic surgeon, his work with burned airmen during the Second World War pioneered the use of plastic surgery for the treatment of severe burns. He is a member of the Canadian Aviation Hall of Fame.
Sic semper qui post
November 24, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Sic semper qui post
Holla InsomniaSky, wassup and whossup?
November 24, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Holla InsomniaSky, wassup and whossup?