Patamodernist
Actual talking gorilla
cover photo ALT: A gorilla puppet in a santa hat stands before a holiday backdrop that reads "MERRY CHRISTMAS"
And honestly I’m stating to think that people shouldn’t be allowed to drive a big fuck-off pickup truck unless they have a commercial vehicle license
And honestly I’m stating to think that people shouldn’t be allowed to drive a big fuck-off pickup truck unless they have a commercial vehicle license
Nobody asked me but there is a time to be forgiving and kind, and a time to not be like that
I have my opinions on where those lines are, obvi
Nobody asked me but there is a time to be forgiving and kind, and a time to not be like that
I have my opinions on where those lines are, obvi
…was that a triple negative?
…was that a triple negative?
Don’t play pool with a man named Slim
And you never, EVER square up on Joyce Carroll Oates
Dirty Donald's hair has curls, he loves banging little girls
Tacky trophies on a shelf, Epstein didn't kill himself
Sound off...
Dirty Donald's hair has curls, he loves banging little girls
Tacky trophies on a shelf, Epstein didn't kill himself
Sound off...