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WildHoHoHorillaMan
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Pataphysician
Patamodernist
Actual talking gorilla

cover photo ALT: A gorilla puppet in a santa hat stands before a holiday backdrop that reads "MERRY CHRISTMAS"
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If it's good enough to make a technical out of, it's good enough to haul that office chair from Staples, Brandon.
November 14, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Even the Tacoma has metastasized way beyond its original parameters

And honestly I’m stating to think that people shouldn’t be allowed to drive a big fuck-off pickup truck unless they have a commercial vehicle license
November 14, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I thought the original never left my photo roll because I thought it went too far but idk
November 14, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Oh, I’m not even gonna go there

Nobody asked me but there is a time to be forgiving and kind, and a time to not be like that

I have my opinions on where those lines are, obvi
November 13, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Or not. There’s no law and the cops can’t stop you
November 13, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Shitheel kid got off lightly, imo
November 13, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Power move letting them see that
November 13, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I didn’t used to be a Epstein Didn’t Kill Himself guy but after this week now I’m not so sure

…was that a triple negative?
November 13, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Don’t play poker with a man named Doc

Don’t play pool with a man named Slim

And you never, EVER square up on Joyce Carroll Oates
November 13, 2025 at 5:29 PM
You come for the queen she’ll take your head
November 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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... their high human capital wing (their political staff, legal workers, industry elites), such as it is, seems to crucially rely on recruiting from bitter losers who have adopted hateful yet pathetic self serving delusions to cover for their failure to achieve success in an expanded meritocracy...
November 13, 2025 at 6:53 AM
I don't know why I'm like this
November 13, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Sounds like a schoolyard skipping rhyme or a military marching cadence

Dirty Donald's hair has curls, he loves banging little girls
Tacky trophies on a shelf, Epstein didn't kill himself

Sound off...
November 13, 2025 at 12:47 AM