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One time I made espresso with caffeinated water and took caffeine pills with it and I met God. She was very cool. I write stuff. Figuring out some gender questions but definitely girl, I think. bi/pan

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Hey I just wanted to get something on the record

If you choose to spend your limited time on this earth picking fights in the replies of Bluesky posts?

I think that means you are a sad, pathetic, lonely person desperately seeking to find some shred of self-respect and I will treat you accordingly
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Outraged by the Jan. 6 Capitol riot, a wilderness survival trainer spent years undercover climbing the ranks of right-wing militias.

He didn’t tell police or the FBI. He didn’t tell family or friends. The one person he told was ProPublica reporter @josh-kaplan.bsky.social.

(Published January)
A Mole Infiltrated the Highest Ranks of American Militias. This Is What He Found.
Outraged by the Jan. 6 Capitol riot, a wilderness survival trainer spent years undercover climbing the ranks of right-wing militias. He didn’t tell police or the FBI. He didn’t tell family or friends....
www.propublica.org
November 11, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Dear Seattle friends:
There are 1,700 ballots that need signature confirmation. That is enough to change the election.

Go. Check. Your. Ballot.

komonews.com/news/local/s...
November 11, 2025 at 6:32 AM
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never forget 🫡😩
November 11, 2025 at 6:25 AM
this is precisely the right way to describe what doing whippets was like when you did enough of them

I've never seen it put into words better
the real thing is, every time we did it, we came back laughing.

It's hard to really describe the mental sensation, but the feeling was that we had just finally heard the punchline - the one that punctuates a life. as if we had been in the company of Death and It told us the ultimate joke, literally
November 11, 2025 at 5:40 AM
"the Senate Minority Leader TRIED to lead the minority, it just didn't work"
November 10, 2025 at 10:47 PM
this also applies to every billionaire, btw
"I can't stand that this nice lady who posts about her cat is RIGHT and I am WRONG, there must be a conspiracy afoot!"
November 10, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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When the feed does That Thing...
#EdmundFitzgerald
#GordonLightfoot
November 10, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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no money for politicians
November 10, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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Democrats in office need to know: all of us with very few exceptions want all of you with very few exception to lose your god damn jobs because you refuse to do them.
November 10, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Everyone thinks they're tough until the nor'easter hits
If the Witch of November came stealing around me I’d simply make for Whitefish Bay, but I’m built different
November 10, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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I don’t think I’ll get over how this is probably the literal worst outcome possible from the shutdown, and it’s entirely from the Senate Democrats own choice
November 10, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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The cave caucus COULD say "we'll get people fed and paid through the holidays, give the American people the gift of the Epstein files, and take up the fight in the new year" but they're saying "we had a generational electoral victory and nothing we were doing was working so we quit"
November 10, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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I received this email about Democrats caving to end the shutdown from one of the SNAP recipients I spoke to:
November 10, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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Funny prank: everyone becomes militantly communist very quickly
October 1, 2025 at 8:15 PM
God, life seems so bleak and pointless and drab

*sees a woodpecker at the bird feeder*

But y'know, it's still pretty great
November 9, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I don't understand how people can be cynical about baseball
November 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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They also made a card for the hot beekeeper who came to the rescue
November 9, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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*ahem*

*slams fist on table*

BIG BOAT STUCK! BIG BOAT STUCK! BIG BOAT STUCK! BIIIIIGGGGGG BOOOOAAAATTT STTUUUUUUCCCCCKKKK!!!!!
November 9, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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If you’re wondering what a “least weasel” is, they absolutely live up to the name. This is the least amount of animal you can have that can still meet the bar for “is weasel”
June 2, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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FRANKENSTEIN Chapter 1

Fellas,

Is it gay to fall in love with a weird dude I found on an ice sledge in the middle of desolate Arctic seas
November 8, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point
November 8, 2025 at 6:15 AM
if you haven't seen a movie called BLOWN AWAY you're... well, you're in good company, a lot of people haven't seen it. But it means they miss Tommy Lee Jones' Irish accent and let me tell you it is *amazing*
Name the worst movie/TV accents.
November 8, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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November 2, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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this is a fuckin stretch but IF ANYONE HAS LEADS ON A USED ELECTROLYSIS MACHINE I AM EXTREMELY INTERESTED!!!!!!!!! ESPECIALLY IF ITS A SERVO BLEND !!!!!!
November 7, 2025 at 9:45 PM