mechanical girlfriend separator
@secretaboutbox.bsky.social
violence engineer.
i worked on Time Machine, Xcode, and Marathon (2007).
i worked on Time Machine, Xcode, and Marathon (2007).
Pinned
the language of pain in the context of intimacy is a dialect of release
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do your shot
February 20, 2026 at 1:00 AM
do your shot
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imagine if there were a fleshlight animal we harvested them from and you could get them with or without teeth send post
February 2, 2024 at 9:07 PM
imagine if there were a fleshlight animal we harvested them from and you could get them with or without teeth send post
do your shot
February 20, 2026 at 1:00 AM
do your shot
chelsea: yeah put sharps into me and make me feel it
also chelsea: i slept kinda funny on my neck once and now it's fucked-up for three weeks i am falling the fuck apart
also chelsea: i slept kinda funny on my neck once and now it's fucked-up for three weeks i am falling the fuck apart
February 20, 2026 at 12:39 AM
chelsea: yeah put sharps into me and make me feel it
also chelsea: i slept kinda funny on my neck once and now it's fucked-up for three weeks i am falling the fuck apart
also chelsea: i slept kinda funny on my neck once and now it's fucked-up for three weeks i am falling the fuck apart
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The Departure
February 17, 2026 at 9:55 PM
The Departure
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if i put this in my purse does it mean it runs macOS. am i apple silicon
February 19, 2026 at 12:38 AM
if i put this in my purse does it mean it runs macOS. am i apple silicon
the forced detransition of trans people can be met with nothing short of guillotines, or we will be back here over and over and over.
i am an abolishionist. but you don't need to put nazis in prison.
i am an abolishionist. but you don't need to put nazis in prison.
February 19, 2026 at 11:56 PM
the forced detransition of trans people can be met with nothing short of guillotines, or we will be back here over and over and over.
i am an abolishionist. but you don't need to put nazis in prison.
i am an abolishionist. but you don't need to put nazis in prison.
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ur the katie tightpussy of violence
February 19, 2026 at 7:12 PM
ur the katie tightpussy of violence
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"follow me, girl," i say as i lead her to the bedroom. "i'm going to change you tonight." the door opens to reveal the end of time, a void of 𝘯𝘰𝘯-𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘦 where existence has no meaning and possibility ceases. she kneels obediently as we are both unwritten from all memory that has been or will ever be
August 10, 2025 at 12:58 AM
"follow me, girl," i say as i lead her to the bedroom. "i'm going to change you tonight." the door opens to reveal the end of time, a void of 𝘯𝘰𝘯-𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘦 where existence has no meaning and possibility ceases. she kneels obediently as we are both unwritten from all memory that has been or will ever be
step on me hockey mommy 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘬𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘰𝘯
February 19, 2026 at 9:35 PM
step on me hockey mommy 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘬𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘰𝘯
205
2026 goal put as many holes in girls as possible
current total: 174
current total: 174
February 19, 2026 at 7:10 PM
205
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💡 dick fact!
because of the existence of trans women, the average number of dicks per woman is > 0
because of the existence of trans women, the average number of dicks per woman is > 0
October 21, 2024 at 4:49 PM
💡 dick fact!
because of the existence of trans women, the average number of dicks per woman is > 0
because of the existence of trans women, the average number of dicks per woman is > 0
[guy coming up with bossa nova] i just invented the coolest shit that will ever exist
February 19, 2026 at 5:38 AM
[guy coming up with bossa nova] i just invented the coolest shit that will ever exist
krylon would be a good name for a girl
whose pits i wanna get high off of
whose pits i wanna get high off of
February 19, 2026 at 4:21 AM
krylon would be a good name for a girl
whose pits i wanna get high off of
whose pits i wanna get high off of
hard edge
February 19, 2026 at 2:36 AM
hard edge
"as soon as i said angle grinder i started wondering, how long until chelsea starts thinking about how to use an angle grinder on a woman"
okay listen,
okay listen,
February 18, 2026 at 11:53 PM
"as soon as i said angle grinder i started wondering, how long until chelsea starts thinking about how to use an angle grinder on a woman"
okay listen,
okay listen,
pick a card
February 18, 2026 at 7:43 AM
pick a card
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a thing you can say to people if you need
"i think you have decided to read the words you wish were there instead of the words that are."
"i think you have decided to read the words you wish were there instead of the words that are."
May 24, 2024 at 4:59 AM
a thing you can say to people if you need
"i think you have decided to read the words you wish were there instead of the words that are."
"i think you have decided to read the words you wish were there instead of the words that are."
The Departure
February 17, 2026 at 9:55 PM
The Departure
[CW: blood (inanimate objects)]
February 17, 2026 at 9:36 PM
[CW: blood (inanimate objects)]
blood morning lesbians
February 17, 2026 at 5:37 PM
blood morning lesbians
fyi "ow fuck" is not a safeword
February 17, 2026 at 5:25 AM
fyi "ow fuck" is not a safeword
body bags are fag bags for snuffbait
February 16, 2026 at 8:18 PM
body bags are fag bags for snuffbait