mechanical girlfriend separator
@secretaboutbox.bsky.social
violence engineer.
i worked on Time Machine, Xcode, and Marathon (2007).
i worked on Time Machine, Xcode, and Marathon (2007).
Pinned
the language of pain in the context of intimacy is a dialect of release
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💡 dick fact!
because of the existence of trans women, the average number of dicks per woman is > 0
because of the existence of trans women, the average number of dicks per woman is > 0
October 21, 2024 at 4:49 PM
💡 dick fact!
because of the existence of trans women, the average number of dicks per woman is > 0
because of the existence of trans women, the average number of dicks per woman is > 0
[guy coming up with bossa nova] i just invented the coolest shit that will ever exist
February 19, 2026 at 5:38 AM
[guy coming up with bossa nova] i just invented the coolest shit that will ever exist
krylon would be a good name for a girl
whose pits i wanna get high off of
whose pits i wanna get high off of
February 19, 2026 at 4:21 AM
krylon would be a good name for a girl
whose pits i wanna get high off of
whose pits i wanna get high off of
hard edge
February 19, 2026 at 2:36 AM
hard edge
"as soon as i said angle grinder i started wondering, how long until chelsea starts thinking about how to use an angle grinder on a woman"
okay listen,
okay listen,
February 18, 2026 at 11:53 PM
"as soon as i said angle grinder i started wondering, how long until chelsea starts thinking about how to use an angle grinder on a woman"
okay listen,
okay listen,
pick a card
February 18, 2026 at 7:43 AM
pick a card
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a thing you can say to people if you need
"i think you have decided to read the words you wish were there instead of the words that are."
"i think you have decided to read the words you wish were there instead of the words that are."
May 24, 2024 at 4:59 AM
a thing you can say to people if you need
"i think you have decided to read the words you wish were there instead of the words that are."
"i think you have decided to read the words you wish were there instead of the words that are."
The Departure
February 17, 2026 at 9:55 PM
The Departure
[CW: blood (inanimate objects)]
February 17, 2026 at 9:36 PM
[CW: blood (inanimate objects)]
blood morning lesbians
February 17, 2026 at 5:37 PM
blood morning lesbians
fyi "ow fuck" is not a safeword
February 17, 2026 at 5:25 AM
fyi "ow fuck" is not a safeword
body bags are fag bags for snuffbait
February 16, 2026 at 8:18 PM
body bags are fag bags for snuffbait
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good morning lesbians, kiss me like the light
February 15, 2026 at 6:03 PM
good morning lesbians, kiss me like the light
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February 16, 2026 at 12:08 AM
is elfdick softer than girldick
February 16, 2026 at 4:34 PM
is elfdick softer than girldick
February 16, 2026 at 12:08 AM
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holy fuck this one
i really do just see a woman's face now
[blood, needle]
i really do just see a woman's face now
[blood, needle]
February 15, 2026 at 9:47 AM
holy fuck this one
i really do just see a woman's face now
[blood, needle]
i really do just see a woman's face now
[blood, needle]
good morning lesbians, kiss me like the light
February 15, 2026 at 6:03 PM
good morning lesbians, kiss me like the light
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heart in sea
October 8, 2025 at 7:07 PM
heart in sea
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it was nice meeting you.
[CW: blood, needles]
[CW: blood, needles]
February 15, 2026 at 6:05 AM
it was nice meeting you.
[CW: blood, needles]
[CW: blood, needles]
it's still valentine's day if she ain't stopped bleeding
February 15, 2026 at 6:17 AM
it's still valentine's day if she ain't stopped bleeding
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hello , again
February 15, 2026 at 5:59 AM
hello , again
it was nice meeting you.
[CW: blood, needles]
[CW: blood, needles]
February 15, 2026 at 6:05 AM
it was nice meeting you.
[CW: blood, needles]
[CW: blood, needles]
🌉 before i go down to get this food, do i have blood on my face
🩸 it wouldn't be the first time
🌉 yeah true
🩸 it wouldn't be the first time
🌉 yeah true
February 14, 2026 at 11:58 PM
🌉 before i go down to get this food, do i have blood on my face
🩸 it wouldn't be the first time
🌉 yeah true
🩸 it wouldn't be the first time
🌉 yeah true
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in the elevator
👤 whats the convention over there about
🌉 how much do u want to know
👤 [𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘯𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘢𝘨] made of knives
👤 what is made of knives
🌉 how much do u want to know
👤 people are all dressed up
👤 is it like
🌉 shes gonna beat the living shit out of me later
🩸 its a bdsm convention
👤 oh
🛗🛎
👤 whats the convention over there about
🌉 how much do u want to know
👤 [𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘯𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘢𝘨] made of knives
👤 what is made of knives
🌉 how much do u want to know
👤 people are all dressed up
👤 is it like
🌉 shes gonna beat the living shit out of me later
🩸 its a bdsm convention
👤 oh
🛗🛎
February 14, 2026 at 11:16 PM
in the elevator
👤 whats the convention over there about
🌉 how much do u want to know
👤 [𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘯𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘢𝘨] made of knives
👤 what is made of knives
🌉 how much do u want to know
👤 people are all dressed up
👤 is it like
🌉 shes gonna beat the living shit out of me later
🩸 its a bdsm convention
👤 oh
🛗🛎
👤 whats the convention over there about
🌉 how much do u want to know
👤 [𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘯𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘢𝘨] made of knives
👤 what is made of knives
🌉 how much do u want to know
👤 people are all dressed up
👤 is it like
🌉 shes gonna beat the living shit out of me later
🩸 its a bdsm convention
👤 oh
🛗🛎